[Jeff Ross]

Is “Humpty Dumpty” really an anti-joke?

[Jeff Ross]

My life be like
Ooh aah, ooh ooh

[Jeff Ross]

I’m wondering which direction this thread is heading. To figure that out is my qwest.

[Jeff Ross]

#RelegationStation

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Did you get him a present already, Kristen, or will you be taking full advantage of Cyber Monday deals?

[Jeff Ross]

E’en when I’m sleepy
I can compose a Haiku
Quicker than some folks

[Jeff Ross]

No snow scheduled through the end of November where I live, which is very unusual. I pity the schoolchildren in my area who were expecting a snow day by now.

[Jeff Ross]

I wonder if Kristen actually got around to playing any games on her laptop…

[Jeff Ross]

Another lonely day in a crowded town
Making our way the best we know how

[Jeff Ross]

There are many fascinating creatures on the list of nocturnal animals. I think Josiah’s favorite would be the “Aye-Aye”, but there are many unique ones to choose from.

[Jeff Ross]

Maybe we’ll all get to be on an episode, if one is recorded at AuxCon. (Similar to how Episode 180 of the Inner Tube was recorded at BlimeyCon, but with fewer people and more puns.)

[Jeff Ross]

I wonder if I should switch my answer to the Pangolin or the Platypus. Those are two cool animals.

[Jeff Ross]

Cyber Monday! I wonder how much shipping will take place this year with all of the internet deals available.

[Jeff Ross]

Something tells me we’ll have more activities than time at AuxCon/AwksCon to do them all. 😀 (That’s a good problem to have.)

[Jeff Ross]

You’re welcome, Masøn! 😀

(Side Note: Your comment on “Christmas Romance | Four Things You Should NOT Do” by Blimey Cow was top notch.)

[Jeff Ross]

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!

Things I’m thankful for:

1. Constants: God’s Love & His Word
2. People: My Family, Friends, & Acquaintances
3. Institutions: My Church, University, & Bank
4. Buildings: My Apartment & My Family’s House
5. Significant Documents that I received this year: My US Passport & My Master’s Diploma

(It’s tough to limit to just five.)

[Jeff Ross]

Should we pray for Ken to move to FL too, or would that be a bad idea?

[Jeff Ross]

#thatmomentwhen you wonder how Kristen’s “3:30am Black Friday Babysitting Adventure” went

[Jeff Ross]

Here’s my favorite 2017 Christmas Song for your list, Josiah (complete with Auto-Tune):

[Jeff Ross]

Mangle
(I think Awkward meant to say “relaxed” or “chilled” instead of “was lazy”, lest it appear that Potato was neglecting her duties during a time of celebration.)

[Jeff Ross]

Surely someone could send a message to Ryan, Matthew, and Angie that says “All I Want for Christmas is a New Aux Cable Episode”. That might help them to release a new one.

As for conversations, it will pick up once the Christmas break arrives and more people have time to chat.

[Jeff Ross]

I know that “Pick-up Lines” don’t refer to what someone says when they are picking up something for delivery, but if that were the case, here is a silly pick-up line and how to fix it (just watch the clip for 40s):

[Jeff Ross]

Here is a parody of “Havana” by Camila Cabello:

Oh, Awkward Potato
We read a pun written by Awkward Potato
She wrote it onto the Not-Forum, oh, no, no
What wit was shown by the Potato
That’s something that we all know
Oh, Awkward Potato

She was quite abrupt but her pun was fluid
(In her Not-Forum post)
She said it to liven a somewhat dull thread
(Said it better than most)
It wasn’t a wordplay about cooked bread
(That would be about toast)
And FACES smiled because of what she said
She got us feeling like

Ooh-ooh-ooh We knew it when we read it
We liked the thread she left it
Got us feeling like
Ooh-ooh-ooh And then we had to tell her
“We like it so” oh Awkward Potato

Oh, Awkward Potato
We read a pun written by Awkward Potato
She wrote it onto the Not-Forum, oh, no, no
What wit was shown by the Potato
That’s something that we all know
Oh, Awkward Potato

I don’t care for the rest of the actual song so this is where the parody ends.

[Jeff Ross]

Smile 😀

[Jeff Ross]

That is interesting. I tried to find more information on the series too, but all I could find was this:
http://www.ceilingfanpodcast.com/team.htm

Specifically:
Justin McKenzie – Acting
Justin and Kevin started “The Trek Files”, a podcast that never really took off. Justin is still helping out in the third season of The Ceiling Fan, voicing the character of Uncle Bernie.

This suggests that there probably wasn’t much made beyond the pilot.

[Jeff Ross]

Farm

[Jeff Ross]

There are so many questions that arise in my mind after reading Franklin’s comment. I shall wait until his clarification before narrowing down which questions to ask.

[Jeff Ross]

It is “gyro”! It is “gyro”! Now I know it’s “gyro”!

[Jeff Ross]

#thatmomentwhen you decide to check the Not-Forum before going to bed, only to realize that you’re about one hour tube late to help a fellow F.A.C.E. with his witty YouTube comment composition

[Jeff Ross]

I just looked up the competition, and it seems like the type of contest we could do at AuxCon/AwksCon.

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