Shipping

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

This is probably the stupidest decision I’ve ever made, but whatever.

[DScott]

Why? Did you order something?

[Poulet Frit]

SHIP ALLLLLLL THEEEEEE THINGGGSSSSSSSSSS

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Not recently, but I need to order a couple games.

[Brooke AC]

SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Who are you shipping?

[Jeff Ross]

I thought it was illegal to ship people as if they were packages. They could be harmed and even die if kept confined for prolonged periods of time.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Potentially, though if they consent, I don’t see a huge problem with it.

[Awkward Potato]

Stop shipping real people…or at least poke holes in the box.

[Jeff Ross]

Make sure that you poke the holes before the people get into the box, lest you accidentally poke the people while trying to poke the holes.

[Awkward Potato]

Good point. Literally

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*groans*

[Awkward Potato]

*bows*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I say, have you grown?

[Awkward Potato]

I’m pretty sure I have.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Impressive. Now if my stupid self would just hurry up and be 6’3″ already, things would be so much better.

[Jeff Ross]

How would it be better for shipping? Wouldn’t smaller be better?

[Awkward Potato]

I wish my stupid self would grow taller than 5’7″, but I doubt that will happen. How tall are you again?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It’s more impressive if your box is larger than your brother’s.

[Awkward Potato]

I thought we weren’t going to ship people…or are we? (I almost typed “shoot” instead of “ship”)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I mean yeah, I guess shooting people would be preferable.

[Jeff Ross]

(Pssst, Awkward, your “self” isn’t stupid. You’re one of the wittiest creatures here on the Not-Forum, regardless of how above average height you may be.)

[Jeff Ross]

Just make sure you shoot with your camera.

[Awkward Potato]

This isn’t the Assassins’ Guild, Carrot. I didn’t mean to type “shoot”, but I guess if shooting people seems good to you…it doesn’t matter because it’s generally not a good idea.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…but that’s less fun…

[Jeff Ross]

Unless you’re a photographer.

[Jeff Ross]

Tube many simultaneous posts!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That’s what makes it wonderful.

[Awkward Potato]

#32887 very trube.
(I know, but thanks. I make fun of my self a lot)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, I completely missed that comment. I’m 5’11”.

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