Puns

[Awkward Potato]

If Matthew ever did the podcast by himself, he could call it the Auk Cable

[Masøn M.]

If he ever did, I wonder if he’d plan out the episode or just wing it…

Look that’s prolly already be made but I don’t care she me.

[Awkward Potato]

Yeah, I think one of the boys made that pun on the fly once.

[Masøn M.]

Well, that went south quickly…

[Awkward Potato]

I suppose it might be eastier to come up with some different puns.

[Jeff Ross]

I’m wondering which direction this thread is heading. To figure that out is my qwest.

[Milk Monster]

milk

[Jeff Ross]

How dairy you!

[Jeff Ross]

Did you hear about the invention that’s sweeping the nation?

It’s called a broom.

[Awkward Potato]

But we can’t forget the invention of the wheel; that was what really got things rolling.
(We should revive this thread)

[Jeff Ross]

Did you hear about the guy who invented the roller coaster? His experience was full of ups and downs.

(I’m not sure if that counts as a pun or is just a joke, so I’ll try another one.)

That invention AP mentioned was wheely important for progress at the time of its contrivance. Later on, the development of the U-Haul helped keep things moving.

[Awkward Potato]

When the vacuum was first invented, it wasn’t a Bissal, but it did kinda suck.

[Jeff Ross]

I heard that shortly after the automobile was invented, the first chauffeur was hired. I respect the first person to hire a chauffeur, for he seems to have been a very driven individual. You can really go places if you have a mindset like that.

[Jeff Ross]

This song belongs on this thread… and possibly others too, sew I might put it in other places. I wonder if I could tie it in to several different Not-Forum conversations. Anyway, I think the lady in the video is a pretty good Singer.

[Awkward Potato]

Is a baby cough called a coffee?

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