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  • #31915
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    I thought I should thread one in given the section of the Not-forum that we are on.

    #32411
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    I heard UPS and FedEx are going to merge. It’ll be called Fed-up

    #32415
    AvatarDwight D. Eisenhower
    Guest

    That was quite the pun package.

    #32637
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    *Ryan dresses up as a pumpkin for Halloween*
    “Pumpkin? More like PUN KING”
    *horns blare* *sunglasses and gangster sign*
    (This is why I should go to bed earlier.)
    (Also Ryan has not dressed up as a pumpkin to my knowledge)

    #32638
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    [Continuing the scenario]
    *Matthew, wearing a costume of a certain circular treat, chuckles at Ryan*
    “Pun King? More like ‘done king’, am I right?.”
    *Ryan looks puzzled.*
    “No, I just made a…”
    *Matthew then posterizes Ryan on the basketball hoop that Angie set up behind Ryan when he was making the gangster sign*
    *Ryan looks bewildered and stumbles back*
    “Where did you get the basketball, Matthew?”
    “I always have a ball when I’m around you, Ryan.”
    *As they finish their discussion, Angie posts a picture of the posterization to the Aux Cable’s instagram with the caption “Dunkin’ Doughnut”.*

    (You may have to think about this one for a few minutes to picture all of the puns in this scenario.)

    #32641
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    (That was beautiful and there’s no way I’m going to match it.)

    #32658
    AvatarDwight D. Eisenhower
    Guest

    I feel like a basket-case after reading that.

    #33168
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    The first rule of thesaurus club: you don’t talk, speak, discuss, converse, chat, confer, deliberate, or gossip about thesaurus club.

    #34088
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Curveballs

    #34092
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    …what?

    #34095
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    Yeah, I guess so.

    #34158
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Baseball, Josiah

    #34268
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I know. But how is that a pun?

    #34318
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Ah, no. Sorry, I mispunderstood you.

    #34338
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    You threw me a real curveball.

    #34358
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Yeah, that was foul of me

    #34360
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    At least you didn’t balk right there.

    #34866
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Heading to the pier now. I hope I don’t get bored walking…

    #34873
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    It would a-pier you’re having a fun time, at least with making puns.

    #35313
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    (This is such a great thread. Has everyone’s punspiration died?)

    #35317
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    I could make some cheesy kitchen puns, but they’re nut that good. They’d be butter if I were more peppered.

    #35318
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Food puns are always grate! I propose a toast to mixing up some more puns.
    (How are you doing, Franklin?)

    #35319
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    I am apple to agree. Puns season life.
    (I’m doing well, and I’m relistening to The Ceiling Fan. How about yourself.

    #35320
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Indeed, they do spice it up. Even when you get in appetite spot, they can give the situation some flavor.
    (Nice! I’m…talking to people when I should be doing homework.)

    #35321
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    They are grape, orange they?
    (I should probably do homework as well.)

    #35322
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Yeah, they’re more than just radish. They’re really pasta-ome! (Awesome…yeah, not that great)
    (I should probably also go work on the bane of my existence.)

    #35328
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    I think it’s parsley be-sauce they they can’t be beat.

    #35330
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    *beet

    #35333
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    (Nope, beat still works as a pun, but beet would have worked as well.)

    #35334
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    (Hmmm….I suppose you’re right, but I think using the vegetable instead of the verb emphasizes the pun better.)

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