Puns

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I thought I should thread one in given the section of the Not-forum that we are on.

[Awkward Potato]

I heard UPS and FedEx are going to merge. It’ll be called Fed-up

[Dwight D. Eisenhower]

That was quite the pun package.

[Awkward Potato]

*Ryan dresses up as a pumpkin for Halloween*
“Pumpkin? More like PUN KING”
*horns blare* *sunglasses and gangster sign*
(This is why I should go to bed earlier.)
(Also Ryan has not dressed up as a pumpkin to my knowledge)

[Jeff Ross]

[Continuing the scenario]
*Matthew, wearing a costume of a certain circular treat, chuckles at Ryan*
“Pun King? More like ‘done king’, am I right?.”
*Ryan looks puzzled.*
“No, I just made a…”
*Matthew then posterizes Ryan on the basketball hoop that Angie set up behind Ryan when he was making the gangster sign*
*Ryan looks bewildered and stumbles back*
“Where did you get the basketball, Matthew?”
“I always have a ball when I’m around you, Ryan.”
*As they finish their discussion, Angie posts a picture of the posterization to the Aux Cable’s instagram with the caption “Dunkin’ Doughnut”.*

(You may have to think about this one for a few minutes to picture all of the puns in this scenario.)

[Awkward Potato]

(That was beautiful and there’s no way I’m going to match it.)

[Dwight D. Eisenhower]

I feel like a basket-case after reading that.

[Awkward Potato]

The first rule of thesaurus club: you don’t talk, speak, discuss, converse, chat, confer, deliberate, or gossip about thesaurus club.

[Brooke AC]

Curveballs

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

…what?

[DScott]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Brooke AC]

Baseball, Josiah

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I know. But how is that a pun?

[Brooke AC]

Ah, no. Sorry, I mispunderstood you.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

You threw me a real curveball.

[Brooke AC]

Yeah, that was foul of me

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

At least you didn’t balk right there.

[Masøn M.]

Heading to the pier now. I hope I don’t get bored walking…

[Awkward Potato]

It would a-pier you’re having a fun time, at least with making puns.

[Awkward Potato]

(This is such a great thread. Has everyone’s punspiration died?)

[DScott]

I could make some cheesy kitchen puns, but they’re nut that good. They’d be butter if I were more peppered.

[Awkward Potato]

Food puns are always grate! I propose a toast to mixing up some more puns.
(How are you doing, Franklin?)

[DScott]

I am apple to agree. Puns season life.
(I’m doing well, and I’m relistening to The Ceiling Fan. How about yourself.

[Awkward Potato]

Indeed, they do spice it up. Even when you get in appetite spot, they can give the situation some flavor.
(Nice! I’m…talking to people when I should be doing homework.)

[DScott]

They are grape, orange they?
(I should probably do homework as well.)

[Awkward Potato]

Yeah, they’re more than just radish. They’re really pasta-ome! (Awesome…yeah, not that great)
(I should probably also go work on the bane of my existence.)

[DScott]

I think it’s parsley be-sauce they they can’t be beat.

[Jeff Ross]

*beet

[DScott]

(Nope, beat still works as a pun, but beet would have worked as well.)

[Jeff Ross]

(Hmmm….I suppose you’re right, but I think using the vegetable instead of the verb emphasizes the pun better.)

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