I thought I should thread one in given the section of the Not-forum that we are on.
I heard UPS and FedEx are going to merge. It’ll be called Fed-up
That was quite the pun package.
*Ryan dresses up as a pumpkin for Halloween*
“Pumpkin? More like PUN KING”
*horns blare* *sunglasses and gangster sign*
(This is why I should go to bed earlier.)
(Also Ryan has not dressed up as a pumpkin to my knowledge)
[Continuing the scenario]
*Matthew, wearing a costume of a certain circular treat, chuckles at Ryan*
“Pun King? More like ‘done king’, am I right?.”
*Ryan looks puzzled.*
“No, I just made a…”
*Matthew then posterizes Ryan on the basketball hoop that Angie set up behind Ryan when he was making the gangster sign*
*Ryan looks bewildered and stumbles back*
“Where did you get the basketball, Matthew?”
“I always have a ball when I’m around you, Ryan.”
*As they finish their discussion, Angie posts a picture of the posterization to the Aux Cable’s instagram with the caption “Dunkin’ Doughnut”.*
(You may have to think about this one for a few minutes to picture all of the puns in this scenario.)
(That was beautiful and there’s no way I’m going to match it.)
I feel like a basket-case after reading that.
The first rule of thesaurus club: you don’t talk, speak, discuss, converse, chat, confer, deliberate, or gossip about thesaurus club.
Yeah, I guess so.
I know. But how is that a pun?
Ah, no. Sorry, I mispunderstood you.
You threw me a real curveball.
Yeah, that was foul of me
At least you didn’t balk right there.
Heading to the pier now. I hope I don’t get bored walking…
It would a-pier you’re having a fun time, at least with making puns.
(This is such a great thread. Has everyone’s punspiration died?)
I could make some cheesy kitchen puns, but they’re nut that good. They’d be butter if I were more peppered.
Food puns are always grate! I propose a toast to mixing up some more puns.
(How are you doing, Franklin?)
I am apple to agree. Puns season life.
(I’m doing well, and I’m relistening to The Ceiling Fan. How about yourself.
Indeed, they do spice it up. Even when you get in appetite spot, they can give the situation some flavor.
(Nice! I’m…talking to people when I should be doing homework.)
They are grape, orange they?
(I should probably do homework as well.)
Yeah, they’re more than just radish. They’re really pasta-ome! (Awesome…yeah, not that great)
(I should probably also go work on the bane of my existence.)
I think it’s parsley be-sauce they they can’t be beat.
(Nope, beat still works as a pun, but beet would have worked as well.)
(Hmmm….I suppose you’re right, but I think using the vegetable instead of the verb emphasizes the pun better.)
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