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  • #27284
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

    “Make me one with everything,”

    #27287
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (Oh goodness.)

    #27294
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Don’t forget the rest:
    The Buddhist gave him a fifty and asked for change. The vendor replied, “Change comes from within.”

    #27295
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    (Still funny by itself though)

    #27298
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (Heh.)

    #27690
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    When will Ryan Gosling become Ryan Goose?

    -my roommate

    #27691
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Probably when Burger King has a Burger Prince.

    #27692
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    THERE IS A BURGER PRINCE

    (it may or may not be in a shrek movie but that is besides the point)

    #27695
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Burger King can only have a Burger Prince if he marries Dairy Queen…

    #27701
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    uOWQASJDKFF:OEWIJKLNS<MCVXOA:WLFJISPDPXCV(O

    #27702
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    THAT’S AWESOME

    #27703
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Uhh… Thanks?…

    #27705
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    Dude. The epicness of this cannot be put into words

    #27706
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    I honestly didn’t think it was that great, but, uhh, cool… I’ll never turn down epicness…

    #27708
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    It’s a match made in food heaven. It is great

    #27736
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hmm… will the Burger Prince marry Wendy?

    #28470
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest
    #28475
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    I don’t really watch football, but that’s kinda amazing…

    #28479
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, it popped up before my Doctor Who episode, and once I fully realized what they were doing…

    #31882
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    When your face starts to break out, it’s a real acne-demic.

    #31883
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yup, though nobody nose why.

    #31884
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    It really bites.

    #31885
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    This is zit, the apocalypse…

    #31886
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    (I probably laughed too hard at that…plus now I have Radioactive stuck in my head)

    #31887
    AvatarWileycoyote
    Guest

    Why the change of profile picture

    #31890
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    The old one was but a Lowly thing and I was tiring of it.

    #31892
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Yeah, you had it for a wheely long time…

    #31893
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I needed to worm my way out of the situation.

    #31912
    AvatarWileycoyote
    Guest

    Haha ITS A PUUUNNNN!!

    #31913
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    It really is…

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