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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything,”
Don’t forget the rest:
The Buddhist gave him a fifty and asked for change. The vendor replied, “Change comes from within.”
(Still funny by itself though)
When will Ryan Gosling become Ryan Goose?
Probably when Burger King has a Burger Prince.
THERE IS A BURGER PRINCE
(it may or may not be in a shrek movie but that is besides the point)
Burger King can only have a Burger Prince if he marries Dairy Queen…
Dude. The epicness of this cannot be put into words
I honestly didn’t think it was that great, but, uhh, cool… I’ll never turn down epicness…
It’s a match made in food heaven. It is great
Hmm… will the Burger Prince marry Wendy?
I don’t really watch football, but that’s kinda amazing…
Yeah, it popped up before my Doctor Who episode, and once I fully realized what they were doing…
When your face starts to break out, it’s a real acne-demic.
Yup, though nobody nose why.
It really bites.
This is zit, the apocalypse…
(I probably laughed too hard at that…plus now I have Radioactive stuck in my head)
Why the change of profile picture
The old one was but a Lowly thing and I was tiring of it.
Yeah, you had it for a wheely long time…
I needed to worm my way out of the situation.
Haha ITS A PUUUNNNN!!
It really is…
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