Puns

[Masøn M.]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything,”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Oh goodness.)

[Awkward Potato]

Don’t forget the rest:
The Buddhist gave him a fifty and asked for change. The vendor replied, “Change comes from within.”

[Awkward Potato]

(Still funny by itself though)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Heh.)

[Dawn]

When will Ryan Gosling become Ryan Goose?

-my roommate

[Awkward Potato]

Probably when Burger King has a Burger Prince.

[Dawn]

THERE IS A BURGER PRINCE

(it may or may not be in a shrek movie but that is besides the point)

[Masøn M.]

Burger King can only have a Burger Prince if he marries Dairy Queen…

[Dawn]

uOWQASJDKFF:OEWIJKLNS<MCVXOA:WLFJISPDPXCV(O

[Dawn]

THAT’S AWESOME

[Masøn M.]

Uhh… Thanks?…

[Poulet Frit]

Dude. The epicness of this cannot be put into words

[Masøn M.]

I honestly didn’t think it was that great, but, uhh, cool… I’ll never turn down epicness…

[Awkward Potato]

It’s a match made in food heaven. It is great

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… will the Burger Prince marry Wendy?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fpCbemDwRo

[Masøn M.]

I don’t really watch football, but that’s kinda amazing…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, it popped up before my Doctor Who episode, and once I fully realized what they were doing…

[Awkward Potato]

When your face starts to break out, it’s a real acne-demic.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup, though nobody nose why.

[Awkward Potato]

It really bites.

[Masøn M.]

This is zit, the apocalypse…

[Awkward Potato]

(I probably laughed too hard at that…plus now I have Radioactive stuck in my head)

[Wileycoyote]

Why the change of profile picture

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The old one was but a Lowly thing and I was tiring of it.

[Masøn M.]

Yeah, you had it for a wheely long time…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I needed to worm my way out of the situation.

[Wileycoyote]

Haha ITS A PUUUNNNN!!

[Awkward Potato]

It really is…

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