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  • #15054
    Dawn
    Guest

    (I don’t get it)

    #15070
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (Have you ever played F-Zero or Super Smash Bros.?)

    #15074
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    (I’ve played super smash brothers brawl…and now I understand) (I was lost too, I just didn’t admit it)

    #15081
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (Yup.)

    #15121
    Dawn
    Guest

    (I’ve “played” supersmashbros. I was kirby and I was murdered without mercy. I’ve only played it like once or twice in my life.)

    #15124
    Brooke AC
    Guest

    I’m always Kirby and I button smash and eat everything until I win or get really close and my brother gets annoyed. It’s really fun.

    #15141
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (Kirby is OP. Peach is legitimately one of my best fighters, along with Ike and Toon Link.)

    #15155
    Brooke AC
    Guest

    (I forgot the parentheses! Man! But that’s why I use Kirby. And no one stops me, so it’s all good.)

    #15181
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (His copy move can be really hilarious.)

    #15184
    Brooke AC
    Guest

    (Indeed. We use the Wii U version now, but I miss his final smash in Brawl. THAT was hilarious.)

    #15188
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (Oh yeah, the cook thing?)

    #15192
    Brooke AC
    Guest

    (YES! I would always scream “TIME TO COOK!!” in a really obnoxious voice as my brother got pulled into my cauldron of doom. It’s fun.)

    #15199
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (Heh.)

    #16739
    Masøn M.
    Participant

    It’s not a pun, but I just love it…

    A farmer counted 196 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had two-hundred

    #16741
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    OMG YES

    #16769
    Dawn
    Guest

    Mason…That was beautiful and brought tears to my eyes

    #16807
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    What? That’s a pun…

    #25150
    Dawn
    Guest

    OKAY GUYS

    My #$^*&% got a graduation card that said

    CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS CONGRADULATIONS

    You know what makes a pun less funny? Saying it eleven times in a row. CONGRADULATIONS

    #25153
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Your “#$^*&%” ?
    I am intrigued.

    #25155
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    Friend
    Sister
    Cousin
    Could be any of those.

    #25163
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Well # is like h… $ is s… ^ is t.. * is i… % is x… hstix… Hostix… Host X. So what she meant was: My host, X, got a graduation card.

    #25172
    Dawn
    Guest

    Busted

    #25232
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    WAIT. No, Your Host IX. Your ninth host!

    #25255
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    How many hosts does she have?

    #25259
    Dawn
    Guest

    What if I don’t have hosts…

    WHAT IF I HAVE HOSTAGES

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    #25263
    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I would be your hostage. Sounds fun.

    #25289
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Seems improbable. Definitely hosts.

    #25335
    Manalive Smith
    Guest

    So Dawn hasn’t even bothered to learn her hostages’ names? That’s so impersonal.

    #25374
    Dawn
    Guest

    Or maybe I’m protecting their names so the cops don’t run me down.

    #25424
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Or that.

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