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TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!
During the Red Sox game:
Joe Castiglione: I think it hit him in the toe.
Tim Neverett: Time to call a toe truck.
Joe Castiglione: Ouch.
PUN OFF DAY. TIME TO REVIVE THIS. WE LET IT DIE OUT, AND THAT’S PUNACCEPTABLE.
(Heads up though, I might not be able to be on much today. But rest well knowing I am out punning in real life. Now I must rest.)
(I too, will not be on much today.)
(only Brooke has made a pun. We must remedy this) It’s punderstandable that no one’s around. What’s the topic?
I’ll steal my brother’s that he thought of this morning. I was talking about FACEs, and he said FE: phonetically incorrect. Which is kind of a pun…I thought it was funny.
Let’s face it, you really did think that was funny.
That took me longer than it should’ve to get, Awkward Potato…
Now you feel awkward?
I’m still lost.
Yeah, things kinda fizzled out since the lost time I was here…
That pun made a losting impact.
I’m really wandering what we are all talking about.
And there’s no one we can compask for help.
We really need some compassion right now.
Some of these puns are compassable at best.
Well, I’mapt to give that, friend!
(That was to Carrot’s)
Maybe I should give it a west.
At east for a while, before this heads south.
Was that your north pun?
(I don’t get that one)
(Instead of fourth. It was stupid.)
(Ah, I see. Not your best work, but a valiant attempt, and that counts for something.)
Why are you guys stumbling around? It’s easty to make punnderful puns.
(I kind of want to make a podcast called the Falcon Puncast. Do judge.)
Oh yes. Yes yes yes yes. Do it. Just do it. Don’t fight it. That’s just… oh it’s so genius…
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