BREAKING: HUMPTY DUMPTY FALLS OFF WALL, INSTANTLY BECOMING BAD EGGXAMPLE AND LEAVING MILLIONS SHELL-SHOCKED. WE’RE NOT EVEN YOLKING!
It sounds like he wasn’t such an eggcellent guy. He sounds like a shell-fish kind of person. Maybe one day he just cracked under the pressure of society.
He probably listened to “Fried Egg” by Rebegga Black a few too many times, and his brain got scrambled. Omletting you make a pun now.
I’m yolk-less (joke less?)
Are you ACTUALLY joke-less, or are you just too chicken to combat the puntastic powers of El Carrot Stick…
If people are being chickens, I would call that fowl play.
Well…you know what my nickname on here means right?
Yup. You probably picked when your brain was fried.
Actually, it was my raw talent that lead me to chose that name.
Do you use it everywhere on social meatia?
No, only hare.
That’s a bunny way of putting it.
You seem to be grasping at straws.
Farm, you might be right.
Neigh, I’m just getting started
I have all the necessary koalafications, but that’s completely irrelephant.
Maybe, but you seem to just be horsing around. You need to make some pig, long puns. That’s cow you pun successfully.
You think you’re emusing, but really, these puns are getting inbearable.
I know you’re a mice person, but this is getting otter hand
Well some of your’s are a bit of ostretch, too.
True, but tbh, I could gopher some sweet tea right now…and dumplin’s.
I’m just as pungry.
I food like something to eat as well.
Don’t be cheesy, now.
I act like a Muenster when I’m hungry, but I’m very Goudat eating.
You cheddar not make me blue!
I can’t brie-lieve I missed so many grate opportunities for these puns!
Yall keep naming cheese I’m allergic to, how dare you. You butter not keep it up (jk) 😉 I hope yall ain’t sour, cuz I’m gonna cream you.
We’re gonna milk this for all it’s worth. I’m glad there’s more than one of us making puns, otherwise it would be Provalonely. I will propose a lactoast to anybody than can outpun me (excluding Ryan, not that he’s even gonna comment on the forum). I Swiss someone Curd find out a Feta figure out when the new episode is coming out. I like carrots. I would happily sit in a Cottage and Edam all up.
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