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  • #921
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    *claps* *hands you a trophy*
    Folks, we may have a winner.

    #939
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    You havarti chosen a winner? I know I’ve brin gone for a bit, but I’d like to consider myself a bossa puns too, so choose caerphilly!

    #943
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    *takes trophy from Carrot and gives to Brooke*
    I should’ve had breakfast, I seem to lose my wit when I don’t have breakfast

    #945
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hey! I’d like to have award with you Kristen. Give us a random subject, and we’ll see who can make better puns.

    #949
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Ok. I’m the impartial judge?
    Topic is…art. Remember that art is subjective.

    #954
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Art you sure you want to pick this subject? I’m gonna make so many puns that you guys will be out of breath and painting. You will feel the need to paintbrush up on your skills. I know some of these puns might be sketchy, but I’m just drawing from what I have. (also, I know nothing about art, so this could be an issue, especially since Brooke wants to be a graphic design major…)

    #955
    AvatarBrooke AC
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    Hmm.. art puns give me a good perspective! I won’t just brush this one! Since we’re pallet-s not be too rough with this! I art not leave that kind of marker on you!

    #957
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    (Art is subjective. I consider music a form of art. Some consider photography, art. I consider sfx makeup art. What is art to you? Use that, and make puns)

    #958
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Remembrandt when I was actually good at making puns? My skills are Van Goghing away. Maybe the will come back on Monet next week.

    #960
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Well, lens me your ear for a minute, because I shutter at the thought of losing a pun battle about photography. I really need to focus my puns… at some point I will burst back onto the pun scene.

    #961
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    (Make as many as you wish. I will tally them up, when my alarm goes off at 5am. I will be impartial)

    #963
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    You’re not admitting defeat, are you? Saying the end is Nikon? I mean, I guess you tried-pod. If you won’t be back till next week, I guess I just have to pencil that in to remind myself, otherwise I graphite forget. I hope Kristen realizes she can join in these if she wants to. We wouldn’t want to erasure from this!

    #966
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Argh, I ink I’m gonna lose. I’m tempted to jump in front of a Canon. What lead (pun!) you to make those drawing utensil puns? I’m going to be sent to the Pen-itentiary, I’m doing so poorly.

    #967
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I can’t even picture defeat…

    #968
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    My punniness went to bed hours ago, and my wit never woke up today. Tomorrow I will have a nice, balanced breakfast of not just coffee, and be back at it during the next round.

    #969
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I’ll probably have to draw a Yankee doodle… and I’m a Red Sox fan.

    #970
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Oh, for crayon out loud, why can’t I think of any puns?

    #971
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    (I’m going to bed now)

    #982
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Round one:
    All of the puns were marbleous, and I promise to not take them for granite. Here art the stats
    Carrot- 20 (that I counted) art related puns
    Brooke- 9 art related puns
    Carrot has won in numbers, but I feel like some of his puns could’ve been focused better.
    Brooke’s puns seemed to have more depth, but that’s just my perspective.
    The reward isn’t Monet, because, as previously mentioned, I’m Baroque. Before I Gogh, I know you wanted an answer.
    If we are going off of just more, than its Carrot. But for quality, it’s tied.

    #984
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Nice job, Brooke! You were a worthy oppunant.

    #987
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    We will half to split the imaginary trophy in two.

    #996
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Can you beelieve that Ryan is afraid of that insect? He must get very waspish when they are around…

    #1004
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Wow. That pun stung a little

    #1010
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Come on, bee nice to each other…

    #1012
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Ah! Sorry, my puns had to draw to a close after my last post yesterday. Apparently, the few I was able to put out painted a good picture of my abilities! But yes, Carrot, you were certainly a worthy oppunent as well! We both have made it clear we medal in our pun-making. It does bug me though that I keep missing out on such great conversation. Y’all’s puns are beeutiful!

    #1021
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I am insecting everybody with my love of puns… you came very close to beetleing me yesterday, Brooke. You did a very lice job and I am content with calling it a fly. But Jiminy Cricket, the others an’t fleaing from our puns!

    #1027
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Yall

    #1031
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    ?

    #1033
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I can’t even with yall.

    #1045
    Avatarauxcableangie
    Participant

    oh hahaha. Your tangent kinda had me at odds but then I got it 😂

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