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  • #1047
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    Now I’m even more confused. I feel stupid…

    #1049
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    …I’m confused now too

    #1051
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Were you making a pun in your “yall” statement, Kristen?

    #1052
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    No. I was just sudan with yall. I couldnt even. I read them all at work.

    #1055
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Some of the time I can’t tell if you were russian and your autocorrect is kicking in and you only noticed after you finnished; or if you actually meant to type that thing.

    #1057
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I meant to type that tearable pun

    #1059
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    What was sudan substituting? I can’t figure out a pun… this is so terrible I don’t know if this Isreal.

    #1060
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    So done. It was an awful pun. I’m sorry. I will retreat to my corner now

    #1064
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    For future reference, “I’m soda with you guys” probably would have worked slightly better, since it keeps one of the vowels the same. It was a good try, though! #puntheory What were you saying was a tangent, Angie? I’m not reading the sines well… this is trigy.

    #1066
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Carrot, you try doing taxes for 9 hours and then try to think. It’s not easy

    #1068
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I wasn’t attempting to criticize you, I was merely making a suggestion for the future. Apologies if if came of negatively.

    #1083
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Dude, everything I say is dripping with sarcasm. I didn’t take it offensively or negatively at all

    #1085
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Sarcasm is wonderful. Problem is, over letters on a screen, it’s incredibly hard to understand… I learned the hard way…

    #1089
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Just assume, if I type something that sounds rude or like I’m offended. It’s sarcasm

    #1102
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Okeydoke. Just trying to cover my bases…

    #1104
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    …I don’t like baseball puns. They are typically short, so please stop (does that count as a pun?)

    #1113
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Actually I wasn’t trying to make a pun there. And yeah, that’s sort of a pun, it was just kinda out in right field.

    #1115
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I am batter at this than you #badgrammarpun

    #1118
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    No you’re not, you just can’t pitcher defeat… catcher my drift?

    #1132
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    …I’m out of baseball puns, you get a point. Home run!

    #1134
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    You managed to steal second place in that battle, though.

    #1385
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    (Just so yall know. I’m stealing these to bug my family with)

    #2309
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    What did the light bulb say after the candle made a joke about the torch? “Stick burn, dude!”

    #2643
    AvatarBrookoli
    Guest

    This part of the nonforum is being neglected and we can’t let that hap-pun

    #2648
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    This part of the forum needs Ryan. I can’t think of a pun for this sentence.

    #2649
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    You need to frit up your mind for puns.

    #2650
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Do you even carrot all?

    #2651
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    What? You mean you don’t want me to stick around?

    #2652
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Peas don’t go, but peas make batter puns…and more of them

    #2653
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I should’ve said butter puns….it works better than batter

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