Stupid Pick-up Lines

Stupid Pick-up Lines

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Yeah, like, totally, like, for real, like, you know?

    #34136
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    Explosive Yeast
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    Yeah, like, for real, like, I can’t even, ya know?

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Yeah, I just…
    (#deepcut)

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    Brooke AC

    Can’t even?

    #34265
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    But I can odd.

    #34317
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    Brooke AC

    That’s odd

    #34339
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Very.

    #34359
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    Brooke AC

    Verrry

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    Tingle

    Furry.

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    Awkward Potato

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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    Awkward Potato

    (I’d forgotten how funny this thread was.)

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    Jeff Ross
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    I know that “Pick-up Lines” don’t refer to what someone says when they are picking up something for delivery, but if that were the case, here is a silly pick-up line and how to fix it (just watch the clip for 40s):

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    DScott
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    I forgot about that show.

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    Dawn

    I had two of his cds (wild wacky and totally true bible stories) but I never knew where they came from.

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    Weirdo Kid

    Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to hug you.

    Memes.com

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    Awkward Potato

    Hahahaha that’s great

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    Weirdo Kid

    Wait no, it should be *Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to follow you and hug you.

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    Awkward Potato

    #MBTIpickuplines

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    Weirdo Kid

    I kind of want to tweet it with the image, and kind of really don’t want to because it’s so hopelessly corny.

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    superchris01
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    Totally accurate. INTP prefers not to hug

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    And I really do hug rules.

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    Masøn M.
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    Same though…

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Is your name Helen? Because I’ll destroy a city in Asia Minor to marry you.

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    Awkward Potato

    Are you Barbara Manatee? Because you’re the one for me (one for me)

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    Masøn M.
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    Masøn M.
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Are you the golden snitch? When I catch you I’ll automatically win.

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    Awkward Potato

    Those songs are gold. So romantic.

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Can I have your phone number? You seem magical enough to break my introversion.

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    Jeff Ross
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    This thread makes me think of how some people approach Valentine’s Day for some reason.

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