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Yeah, like, totally, like, for real, like, you know?
Yeah, like, for real, like, I can’t even, ya know?
Yeah, I just…
But I can odd.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
(I’d forgotten how funny this thread was.)
I know that “Pick-up Lines” don’t refer to what someone says when they are picking up something for delivery, but if that were the case, here is a silly pick-up line and how to fix it (just watch the clip for 40s):
I forgot about that show.
I had two of his cds (wild wacky and totally true bible stories) but I never knew where they came from.
Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to hug you.
Hahahaha that’s great
Wait no, it should be *Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to follow you and hug you.
I kind of want to tweet it with the image, and kind of really don’t want to because it’s so hopelessly corny.
Totally accurate. INTP prefers not to hug
And I really do hug rules.
Is your name Helen? Because I’ll destroy a city in Asia Minor to marry you.
Are you Barbara Manatee? Because you’re the one for me (one for me)
Are you the golden snitch? When I catch you I’ll automatically win.
Those songs are gold. So romantic.
Can I have your phone number? You seem magical enough to break my introversion.
This thread makes me think of how some people approach Valentine’s Day for some reason.
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