Stupid Pick-up Lines

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  • #34133
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, like, totally, like, for real, like, you know?

    #34136
    AvatarExplosive Yeast
    Participant

    Yeah, like, for real, like, I can’t even, ya know?

    #34139
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yeah, I just…
    (#deepcut)

    #34147
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Can’t even?

    #34265
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    But I can odd.

    #34317
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    That’s odd

    #34339
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Very.

    #34359
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Verrry

    #34630
    AvatarTingle
    Guest

    Furry.

    #35448
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Because it looks like you landed on your face.

    #35449
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    (I’d forgotten how funny this thread was.)

    #35458
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    I know that “Pick-up Lines” don’t refer to what someone says when they are picking up something for delivery, but if that were the case, here is a silly pick-up line and how to fix it (just watch the clip for 40s):

    #35485
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    I forgot about that show.

    #35495
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    I had two of his cds (wild wacky and totally true bible stories) but I never knew where they came from.

    #37486
    AvatarWeirdo Kid
    Guest

    Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to hug you.

    Memes.com

    #37489
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Hahahaha that’s great

    #37501
    AvatarWeirdo Kid
    Guest

    Wait no, it should be *Hey girl, are you rules? ’cause I’m going to follow you and hug you.

    #37512
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    #MBTIpickuplines

    #37513
    AvatarWeirdo Kid
    Guest

    I kind of want to tweet it with the image, and kind of really don’t want to because it’s so hopelessly corny.

    #37519
    Avatarsuperchris01
    Participant

    Totally accurate. INTP prefers not to hug

    #37522
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    And I really do hug rules.

    #37523
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Same though…

    #39976
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Is your name Helen? Because I’ll destroy a city in Asia Minor to marry you.

    #39997
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Are you Barbara Manatee? Because you’re the one for me (one for me)

    #39999
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    #40000
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    #40043
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Are you the golden snitch? When I catch you I’ll automatically win.

    #40048
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Those songs are gold. So romantic.

    #41654
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Can I have your phone number? You seem magical enough to break my introversion.

    #44930
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    This thread makes me think of how some people approach Valentine’s Day for some reason.

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