Stupid Pick-up Lines

Stupid Pick-up Lines

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  • #8069

    Poulet Frit

    I am very fond of reading stupid pickup lines. They make me smile.

    #8071

    Poulet Frit

    “Here you go, some hot tea…because that’s what you are, a hottie”

    #8081

    Poulet Frit

    “You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real”

    #8082

    Poulet Frit

    “Dang, girl, are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work, but I have this feeling in my stomach that makes me wanna take you out.”

    #8083

    Poulet Frit

    “Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you have fine written all over you”

    #8084

    Poulet Frit

    “Were you forged by Sauron? Because, baby, you are precious”

    #8085

    Poulet Frit

    “You must be the square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you”

    #8086

    Poulet Frit

    (So far this is just me reciting pickup lines)

    #8087

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    “Shadows will scream that you’re alone? Let’s change that”

    #8088

    Poulet Frit

    WHY DO I LOVE THAT?!?!?!

    #8089

    Poulet Frit

    “Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?”

    #8090

    Poulet Frit

    “I like your last name, can I have it?

    #8091

    Poulet Frit

    “This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate”

    #8092

    Poulet Frit

    “Hey girl, the only thing I’d want to change about you, is your last name”

    #8093

    Brooke AC

    Grow a beard for her as a metaphor and say, “Hey, like my beard, you’re growing on me.”

    #8094

    Brooke AC

    Meet her for a walk on a real hot day and say, “I like you a great degree.”

    #8095

    Brooke AC

    Take her on a date skipping stones and casually remark about how much it rocks.

    #8096

    Brooke AC

    Tell her about how much you’re having a ball while you both watch the Red Sox.

    #8097

    Brooke AC

    Buy her ice cream and say, “Hey, like this ice cream, you sure are sweet!”

    #8098

    Brooke AC

    Cook her some steak and say, “I don’t know who I’d be if we didn’t meet!”

    #8099

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    “Hey, are you Mola Ram? Cause you’ve stolen my heart”

    #8101

    Poulet Frit

    Brooookeeeee!!!!!

    #8108

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I was really excited when the Red Sox came up in that song…

    #8151

    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    “Hey girl, are you an empty store shelf? Cause I wanna stalk you.”
    *Don’t break eye contact*

    #8152

    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Yeah, that was bad

    #8153

    Poulet Frit

    “You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop”

    #8154

    Poulet Frit

    “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print”

    #8156

    Poulet Frit

    My favorite pickup line of all time:
    “Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van”

    #8160

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Hey, what’s that wire on the ground? It seems to be hanging from that pole. I’m going to grab it.
    *proceeds to stupidly pick-up line*

    #8167

    Poulet Frit

    YESSSS

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