Stupid Pick-up Lines

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  • #8172
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    I couldn’t think of any actual pick-up lines, and I had to do something…

    #8173
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    Have you heard the one about pickup limes?

    #8174
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Uh oh.

    #8315
    AvatarPoulet Frit
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    Unsure how to confess your love for someone? Try this:

    1. Acquire several dozen limes.

    2. Go up to the person you like, and drop all the limes.

    3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumiser you look the better.

    4. Keep doing this until you have their attention. (This could take up to 30 minutes)

    5. Gather up all the limes. Try to look sheepish.

    6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “I’m sorry, I’m bad at pickup limes”

    7. Marry them.

    (Credit to whoever organ ally wrote it. Wasn’t me)

    #8316
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Orginally** (thank you autocorrect)

    #8317
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Heh.

    #8335
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    All look left and right sometimes.
    But all fall in lime…

    #8337
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    ….mason

    #8343
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Yes?

    #8344
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    You made me choke on my bean burrito from taco bell

    #8346
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    MAN I REALLY LOVE TACO BELLLL

    #8347
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    I feel like you’re trying to set me up… And as much as I want to fight it… I can never resist yelling

    FAST FOOD GREASY TACO I LOVE. FOOD LIKE THIS COULD ONLY COME FROM ABOVE!

    at my bedroom wall..

    #8349
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    MY CHALUUPAAAA MY CHALUUUPAAAAA

    #8350
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    If you didn’t know there is a part two…

    #8351
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    BEEF AND CHEESE
    BEEF AND CHEESE
    AND LETTUCE

    #8352
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I MUST WATCH THAT LATER

    #8353
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Just like you must watch this.

    #8355
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Carrot probably has never been to taco bell. Let me tell you carrot. Chalupas are the best. But when they had the quesalupa, that was my life!!!

    #8356
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    So you were quoting something

    #8358
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    NACHO BELL GRANDE
    CHEESY GORDITA

    Somehow that song could still fall under this stupid pick up line thread…cuz it’s a love song to taco bell.

    #8361
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Nope, I’ve never been to Taco Bell.

    #8364
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Carrot. You need to live. You need a quesarito

    #8366
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Quesarito as in Cheesy Birdman?

    #8368
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    What

    #8369
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest
    #8419
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    My coworker: “I pray you get a boyfriend that makes you as giddy as your cat does”

    #8420
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Heh.

    #8424
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I think that statement dooms me as a crazy cat lady

    #8425
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Maybe… I wouldn’t know.

    #8438
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    BUSHES OF LOVE. YES.

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