Stupid Pick-up Lines

Stupid Pick-up Lines

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  • #45147
    Awkward Potato
    Participant

    #37513 you should.

    #45148

    I’m pretty sure I did.

    #45149
    Awkward Potato
    Participant

    Oh yeah you’re right, I forgot

    #45150

    What you didn’t forget? 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance when you switch to Geico.

    #45151
    Awkward Potato
    Participant

    Hey girl, are you the Geico gecko? Because you’re so cute you could save me 15% or more on car insurance with your charm

    #45152

    Ooooof

    #45165
    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Ooooof(2)

    #45170
    P.U.N
    Participant

    Hey girl, did you fall from heaven, cause you’re as beautiful as Lucifer!
    (I did this cause the idea of this is what I think of when I hear the original pick up being talked about) it’s somewhat insulting if you think about the original line 😀

    #45200
    Ryan
    Keymaster

    Hey girl, are you a fruit topping? Because I’m also a fruit topping.

    I’m saying I want to go on a date with you.

    #49822
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    There was a queue of flatbed trucks waiting for the traffic to move, but the drivers didn’t notice they were actually behind a parked car.

    All I could do was shake my head at that pickup line.

    #49918
    Awkward Potato
    Participant

    Hey girl, are you a merry-go-round? Because you’re colorful and you make my head spin.

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