Stupid Pick-up Lines

[Awkward Potato]

#37513 you should.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m pretty sure I did.

[Awkward Potato]

Oh yeah you’re right, I forgot

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What you didn’t forget? 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance when you switch to Geico.

[Awkward Potato]

Hey girl, are you the Geico gecko? Because you’re so cute you could save me 15% or more on car insurance with your charm

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ooooof

[riseofthekumquat]

Ooooof(2)

[P.U.N]

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven, cause you’re as beautiful as Lucifer!
(I did this cause the idea of this is what I think of when I hear the original pick up being talked about) it’s somewhat insulting if you think about the original line ?

[Ryan]

Hey girl, are you a fruit topping? Because I’m also a fruit topping.

I’m saying I want to go on a date with you.

[Jeff Ross]

There was a queue of flatbed trucks waiting for the traffic to move, but the drivers didn’t notice they were actually behind a parked car.

All I could do was shake my head at that pickup line.

[Awkward Potato]

Hey girl, are you a merry-go-round? Because you’re colorful and you make my head spin.

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