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Don’t forget Seagulls: Stop It Now…
Rockin’. Rockin’ and rollin’. Down to the beach, I’m strollin’, but the seagulls poke at my head (NOT FUN). I said, “Seagulls, MM, stop it now.”
RUN RUN RUN AND JUMP I CAN BE A BACKPACK WHILE YOU RUN
SWING FROM A HAIRY VINE. I CAN BE YOUR BACKPACK WHILE YOU CLIMB.
Honestly the only good one I know is a bad one I said before I realized how bad it was.
But here’s a few on the fly (some a bit suggestive but…):
Do you know knots? Cause you have me tied up.
Girl, you have more curves than a Samsung Galaxy S8!
I don’t need a new Mac. You’re the Apple of my eye.
I can’t pick up lines, but I can pick you up!
(Idk… these are kind of cheesy)
Those are beautiful!!!!
I love pickup lines
Are those the ones you mentioned on the Cowmoonity Fancast?
…Chris was on the fancast?
…I did not know this
Here, I stole these from Pinterest
Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing
Hi, my name is Will. God’s Will.
So last night I was reading the book of Numbers…and I realized I didn’t have yours
Are you a fisher of men? Cause you just reeled me in
Those are so hopelessly cheesy they’re amazing.
Isn’t that the point of pickup lines? Surely no one actually thinks they work. Hahaha
Dude, if a guy comes up to me with a punny enough pick up line, he’s won himself a date. Simply because they’re so awful and awkward.
Not sure if someone had done this one, but…
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
Haha, that’s great. Just don’t tell it to any libertarians. 😀
I agree with Dawn. If it’s a punny enough pickup line, you win
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
Hey look. A person. That’s up early.
(The above is NOT a pick-up line)
(Sadly, I cannot stay right now)
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