Stupid Pick-up Lines

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  • #8449
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    Don’t forget Seagulls: Stop It Now…

    #8451
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Rockin’. Rockin’ and rollin’. Down to the beach, I’m strollin’, but the seagulls poke at my head (NOT FUN). I said, “Seagulls, MM, stop it now.”

    #8454
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    RUN RUN RUN AND JUMP I CAN BE A BACKPACK WHILE YOU RUN

    #8457
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    SWING FROM A HAIRY VINE. I CAN BE YOUR BACKPACK WHILE YOU CLIMB.

    #8467
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    #BRINGBACKFRANKLIN

    #8721
    Avatarsuperchris01
    Participant

    Honestly the only good one I know is a bad one I said before I realized how bad it was.

    But here’s a few on the fly (some a bit suggestive but…):

    Do you know knots? Cause you have me tied up.

    Girl, you have more curves than a Samsung Galaxy S8!

    I don’t need a new Mac. You’re the Apple of my eye.

    I can’t pick up lines, but I can pick you up!

    (Idk… these are kind of cheesy)

    #8722
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Those are beautiful!!!!

    I love pickup lines

    #8725
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Are those the ones you mentioned on the Cowmoonity Fancast?

    #8726
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    …Chris was on the fancast?

    #8729
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Yes.

    #8731
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    …I did not know this

    #8737
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Episode 003.

    #8740
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Thank you

    #8744
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    #bringbackfranklin

    #22747
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Here, I stole these from Pinterest
    Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing
    Hi, my name is Will. God’s Will.
    So last night I was reading the book of Numbers…and I realized I didn’t have yours
    Are you a fisher of men? Cause you just reeled me in

    #22750
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Those are so hopelessly cheesy they’re amazing.

    #22752
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    Isn’t that the point of pickup lines? Surely no one actually thinks they work. Hahaha

    #22755
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    Dude, if a guy comes up to me with a punny enough pick up line, he’s won himself a date. Simply because they’re so awful and awkward.

    #22760
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    True.

    #22761
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Not sure if someone had done this one, but…

    On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

    #22762
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Haha, that’s great. Just don’t tell it to any libertarians. 😀

    #22769
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Participant

    I agree with Dawn. If it’s a punny enough pickup line, you win

    #22776
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hrm…

    #23049
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    *Applauds Mason*

    #23050
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Indeed.

    #24869
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”

    #24871
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hey look. A person. That’s up early.
    (The above is NOT a pick-up line)

    #24874
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    (Sadly, I cannot stay right now)

    #24875
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest
    #24876
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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