AUX Cable: The Musical

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  • #8848 Reply

    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    “Let’s get down to business,
    To create
    Some puns”

    #8850 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    “Did they send me FACE’s, when I asked for patrons?” (not that great on my half)

    #8855 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    “If I knew what exactly we were doing, I think this would be fun.”

    #8863 Reply

    Dawn

    You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met
    But you can bet, before we’re through.
    FACES I, will make punmasters out of you.

    #8864 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Here, let me jog your memory while you run,
    When someone tells a funny joke
    We all scream IT’S A PUUUUUN!

    #8865 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I’m sorry I’m not good at rhyming,
    This won’t be easy to sing.

    #8866 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    [Puns as] harmless as the forest, but on fire within
    If Ryan went to Pun-Off Day, he’d be sure to win
    We’re a spineless, pale pathetic lot
    And we haven’t got a clue.
    FACES I, will make punmasters out of yooouuuu

    #8881 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    What in the world.
    Have Mason’s true skills been unfurled?

    #9230 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    I’m proud of this one..

    Somebody once told me the Pun King was Pun Diddley
    They ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
    Chris was looking kind of dumb with his long hair and his man bun
    Protruding out from the back of his huge head

    Well, the FACES start coming and they don’t stop coming
    Angie kidnapped Ryan Matlock and she left his house running
    Didn’t make sense not to stay up to one
    Cause they posted their episode late, it’s so dumb
    So much to do, so much to hear
    To come up with their podcast name, it took them about a year
    Then Apple had to go and remove it
    Now the name of the show doesn’t really fit

    Hey now, they’re the pun kings, except for Matthew, I’m sorry, eh.
    Hey now, the podcasts awesome, they get their show on, but don’t get paid
    All Ryan’s free time is now gone
    Go support him at Patreon.com…

    GUYS I AM PROBABLY TOO PROUD OF THIS BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT IT TOOK ME 25 MINUTES LOL…

    #9239 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    MASON THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE IT SO MUCH YES!!!!!!!

    #9240 Reply

    Olive

    Haha! I love this Mason!

    #9244 Reply

    Ryan Matlock

    This is beautiful.

    #9246 Reply

    Brooke AC

    MASON, THIS IS AMAZING.

    #9247 Reply

    Brooke AC

    The elusive Ryan has commented!

    #9255 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    *sighs* Why do Matthew and Ryan always show up when I’m not on?

    #9259 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Thank you… Thank you all…

    #9276 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    YOU’RE WELCOOOOOOME.

    #9315 Reply

    Awkward Potato

    Thank you Mason!!! That made my day! 😀

    #9316 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    POTATOOOOOOOOOOO

    #9317 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Tis what I am here for

    #9318 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    *’tis

    #9321 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Mason is a genius. We have found his calling.

    #9322 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    (Bohemian Rhapsody)

    Is this the real Ryan?
    Is this just fantasy?
    He’s on the website
    What even is reality?

    Open your eyes
    Look up at the replies and seeee
    I’m just a homeschooled boy, I need no sympathy
    Because I make some puns, they all go
    I might cry, I’m alone
    Anyway the people go doesn’t really matter to me, to me

    Anggiiiieeee kidnappedd the guyyysss
    Tied some rope around their heads
    Threw them both under the bed
    Anggiiiieeee, the podcast had juusssttt begguunnn
    But now Ryan has gone and moved away

    MATTHEEWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOHHH OOHHH OOHHHHH
    DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY
    IF I DON’T MAKE A SONG ABOUT YOU THIS TIME TOMORROW
    CARRY ON, CARRY ON, since this whole thing doesn’t matter

    Too late, your time has come
    Sends shivers down my spine
    My ears are aching for advice
    Goodnight, everybody, I’ve got to goo
    Gotta leave my phone behind and face the truth

    YOUUU GUUYYYSSSS OH OH OH
    I JUST WANT ADVICE
    I SOMETIMES WISH THAT RYAN NEVER MOVED AT ALLLL

    (intense high pitched ryan and matthew electric guitar sound effects)

    I see a little flash of light, oh man oh man
    A BIRD MOOSE, A BIRD MOOSE, WILL YOU EDIT THE AUX CABLE
    LOTS OF PUNS AND VOICE CRACKING
    VERY VERY SATISFYING
    AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
    AWKWARD POTATO (AWKWARD POTATO)
    AWKWARD POTATO HOW ARE YOU
    JOSIAH THE CARRO-O-O-O-OT STICK

    I’m just a homeschooled boy, everybody shuns me
    HE’S JUST A HOMESCHOOLED BOY FROM A SEMI-BIG FAMILY
    SPARE HIM HIS LIFE, HE’S A MIDDLE CHILD YOU SEEEE

    Angie comes, Matthew asks, “Will you let me go”
    CANADA! NO, I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
    CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
    CANADA! I WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOOO)
    WILL NOT LET YOU GO (LET ME GOO)
    NEVER LET YOU GO, OH
    NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
    Oh, Poulet Frit-a, Poulet Frit-a (Poulet Frit-a, let me go)
    RISE OF THE KUMQUAT IS TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THESE, FOR THESE, FOR THEESSEEEE

    SO YOU THINK YOU CAN POST MEMES TO MAKE UP FOR YOUR LIIEEESSS
    SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SCHEDULE FOR WEDNESDAY AND NOT POST ‘TILL MIDNIIIGGHHHTTT
    OH RYAN, CAN’T DO THIS TO ME, RYAN
    JUST GET IT OUT, JUST GET THE EPISODE RIGHT OUT ON HERE

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters ‘cept memes…

    Anytime you choose to post…

    Guys this took 2x as long as the last one I need to stop right now but I can’t this is stupid fun XD

    #9323 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    I just realized why my friends think I’m weird XD

    #9324 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    WHAT EVEN?!!?!?

    #9326 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Idek what is life…

    #9327 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    MASON I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
    I started laughing really loudly

    #9328 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Never, ever stop doing this mason

    #9329 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    I sang it in my head….3 times now

    #9330 Reply

    Matthew
    Keymaster

    I sang it out loud. Once. 😛

    This is great, Mason! I really like it!! Maybe I’ll record myself singing these… MAYBE!!! We’ll see.

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