AUX Cable: The Musical

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  • #9789
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    Masøn M.
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    HAHA YES! I was gonna do a Car Radio one but I was stumped. That is fantastic!

    #9877
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Beautiful.

    #10195
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    riseofthekumquat
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    Mason, do you have a YouTube channel or a Soundcloud? All of those lyrical parodies were legitimately fantastic.

    #10199
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    He’s got a channel, but nothing’s there.
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOccYEbnEESWNER67aOhIvw

    #10246
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    AuxCableAngie
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    Look at me,
    I will never pass for a perfect host, or a perfect kidnapper.
    Can it be,
    I’m not meant to hide the boys?
    Now I see, that that’s all Mason thinks of me
    And it kinda breaks my heart.

    Why can’t you guys see that I do way more things?
    Why aren’t my Instagram posts mentioned in your songs?
    Somehow they’re not mentioned
    Even though they take up most of my bathroom breaks
    When will my contribution to the show get me a piece of the Patreon pie?
    When will all the memes I post get me a piece of the Patreon pie?

    #10259
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Most impressive.

    #10274
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    Masøn M.
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    So THAT’S why Kumquat subbed to me… Because Josiah was stalking me… Make sense lol

    #10275
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    Masøn M.
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    Yeah… I kinda wanna start a YouTube channel, but I don’t really know what I’d do… And I’m only funny when there’s context, it is so hard for me to be funny on my own, to be honest… And I can’t sing or anything, so I certainly wouldn’t record those songs…

    #10278
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I hadn’t been stalking you recently…

    #10289
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    Poulet Frit

    Just sit there and stare at the camera. It worked for GMM that one time. (I’m being funny)

    #10314
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I would watch a video of Mason staring at a camera.

    #10323
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    Poulet Frit

    Me too, which scares me.
    And probably his momma

    #10329
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Probably.

    #10412
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    Masøn M.
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    To the dear Not-Forum community –

    Wise men say
    We are fools for posting here
    But I can’t help making some puns with you
    Shall I stay?
    I’m behind on school.
    But I can’t help making some puns with you

    Like a Ryan moves
    Surely to Cali
    FACEs, so it goes
    Somethings are meant to be

    Take my song
    Take this whole thank you
    Cause I can’t help making some puns with you
    Cause I can’t help making some puns with you

    Cause I can’t help making some puns with you
    *Josh Starts Clapping*

    ———-Ty-Jo Version In Mind———-

    Seriously though, this community… These people… It’s just so great here… And… I don’t know, I just love it… Thank you…

    #10413
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    What is this a parody of?

    #10415
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    Masøn M.
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    Originally by Elvis, but had this one in my mind…

    #10418
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    Poulet Frit

    Awwwwww!!!!
    Thank you, mason, too!! Without you this forum wouldn’t be as full of tøp!! (Also, that is the best version of that song!!!)

    #10770
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Oopydoop.

    #12171
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    Masøn M.
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    SUNG TO THE TUNE OF PANTALOON! MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

    Your mother died
    Before you were nine
    Then your father lost his mind
    You have learned
    Way too soon
    Luke, in the sky, that’s no moon

    Now it’s your turn
    To be alone
    Find an island
    And make yourself a home
    You had learned
    Way too soon
    That your daughter’s coming to rescue you

    You are tired
    You are hurt
    Yoda threw your face in dirt
    And all your padawans
    Fertilize
    The ground you walk
    Where’s your wife?

    He’s seen too
    Many facedowns
    There’s two suns, that’s no moon
    In the dusty air
    How the natives used to hustle all the people
    Walking through the sand now
    There’s no sand now
    He’s on a tiny island in a sea of all the people
    His nephew murdered and now he’s old and frail and his bone are feeble
    The end can’t come, what is up
    With Disney’s Studio?
    Let the series die, wasn’t it already beautiful.

    You are tired
    You are hurt
    Yoda threw your face in dirt
    And all your padawans
    Fertilize
    The ground you walk
    Where’s your wife?

    You liked to live alone
    It’s warmer than you know
    Cause the sand is so
    Coarse and rough and IRRITATING AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE
    It’s colder in the morning
    Than what it is at night
    I can’t wait for the last episode and its epic fight

    You are tired
    You are hurt
    Yoda threw your face in dirt
    And all your padawans
    Fertilize
    The ground you walk
    Where’s your wife?

    You are tired
    You are hurt
    Yoda threw your face in dirt
    And all your padawans
    Fertilize
    The ground you walk
    Where’s your wife?

    Once again… May the 4th be with you…

    #12174
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    Manalive Smith

    *applauds*

    #12175
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    Poulet Frit
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    I’M DYING!!! SO MUCH YES

    #12176
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Guns For Hands…

    Guys this is so much better than my last song…
    The force is working in me…
    May the 4th be with you…

    I know what you thought about on Endor
    When the moon shone on the ground
    And showed what you had done
    And showed where your mind had gone
    And you swear to your sister
    That it’ll never happen again
    I know, I know-ow-ow what the means. I know-ow-ow-ow-ow.

    That you lost your hand
    Cause your saber has no safety guard
    And you got the plans
    So take it, so take it, so take it take it take it!!
    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
    Has lost their hands, yeah.

    Let’s take this a sequel at a time
    Let’s take this Rogue One and the Last Jedi
    Together, let’s breathe
    Together, through these scenes
    But there’s hope out of the coarse sand
    So that’s where we’ll go-oooo
    Let’s take to the skies and all play chess
    But until then I’ll never understand

    That you lost your hand
    Cause your saber has no safety guard
    And you got the plans
    So take it, so take it, so take it take it take it!!
    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
    Has lost their hands, yeah.

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
    Yeah yeah,
    BOOM!
    Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
    Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
    Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. [wilhelm scream] – WOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
    Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

    We got our hands cut off
    Traded our thumbs to look like robots
    I must forewarn Rey, of our disorder, or our condition
    Cause when Kylo Ren
    And her have their next battle she’s for sure getting her left hand
    Chopped clean off while trying to protect her head
    The solution is we use Ren’s saber chassis [pronounce it chass-is for the sake of the rhyme please]
    It’ll protect your wrists
    Come on, Rey, use your wit
    Simply suggest you look at my dad Anakin
    It’s obviously best for you to protect your only wrists

    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
    Has lost their hands, yeah.
    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    I wish I was friends with Chewy
    But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
    Has lost their hands, yeah.

    Maybe I should do two more and then I’ll have 4 for the 4th…

    #12178
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    Manalive Smith

    That was magnificent.

    #12189
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Mason.

    #12191
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    Masøn M.
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    Carrot.

    #12194
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Mason M.

    #12199
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    Poulet Frit
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    Dude

    #12204
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    That Guns For Hands parody is absurdly phenomenal.

    #12217
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    Dear

    Dude. I don’t even know these songs yet and that was beautiful.

    #12223
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    Masøn M.
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    They be good songs… they be more impressive when you know the corresponding song…

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