AUX Cable: The Musical

[Masøn M.]

HAHA YES! I was gonna do a Car Radio one but I was stumped. That is fantastic!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Beautiful.

[riseofthekumquat]

Mason, do you have a YouTube channel or a Soundcloud? All of those lyrical parodies were legitimately fantastic.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

He’s got a channel, but nothing’s there.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOccYEbnEESWNER67aOhIvw

[AuxCableAngie]

Look at me,
I will never pass for a perfect host, or a perfect kidnapper.
Can it be,
I’m not meant to hide the boys?
Now I see, that that’s all Mason thinks of me
And it kinda breaks my heart.

Why can’t you guys see that I do way more things?
Why aren’t my Instagram posts mentioned in your songs?
Somehow they’re not mentioned
Even though they take up most of my bathroom breaks
When will my contribution to the show get me a piece of the Patreon pie?
When will all the memes I post get me a piece of the Patreon pie?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Most impressive.

[Masøn M.]

So THAT’S why Kumquat subbed to me… Because Josiah was stalking me… Make sense lol

[Masøn M.]

Yeah… I kinda wanna start a YouTube channel, but I don’t really know what I’d do… And I’m only funny when there’s context, it is so hard for me to be funny on my own, to be honest… And I can’t sing or anything, so I certainly wouldn’t record those songs…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I hadn’t been stalking you recently…

[Poulet Frit]

Just sit there and stare at the camera. It worked for GMM that one time. (I’m being funny)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I would watch a video of Mason staring at a camera.

[Poulet Frit]

Me too, which scares me.
And probably his momma

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Probably.

[Masøn M.]

To the dear Not-Forum community –

Wise men say
We are fools for posting here
But I can’t help making some puns with you
Shall I stay?
I’m behind on school.
But I can’t help making some puns with you

Like a Ryan moves
Surely to Cali
FACEs, so it goes
Somethings are meant to be

Take my song
Take this whole thank you
Cause I can’t help making some puns with you
Cause I can’t help making some puns with you

Cause I can’t help making some puns with you
*Josh Starts Clapping*

———-Ty-Jo Version In Mind———-

Seriously though, this community… These people… It’s just so great here… And… I don’t know, I just love it… Thank you…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What is this a parody of?

[Masøn M.]

Originally by Elvis, but had this one in my mind…

[Poulet Frit]

Awwwwww!!!!
Thank you, mason, too!! Without you this forum wouldn’t be as full of tøp!! (Also, that is the best version of that song!!!)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oopydoop.

[Masøn M.]

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF PANTALOON! MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

Your mother died
Before you were nine
Then your father lost his mind
You have learned
Way too soon
Luke, in the sky, that’s no moon

Now it’s your turn
To be alone
Find an island
And make yourself a home
You had learned
Way too soon
That your daughter’s coming to rescue you

You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?

He’s seen too
Many facedowns
There’s two suns, that’s no moon
In the dusty air
How the natives used to hustle all the people
Walking through the sand now
There’s no sand now
He’s on a tiny island in a sea of all the people
His nephew murdered and now he’s old and frail and his bone are feeble
The end can’t come, what is up
With Disney’s Studio?
Let the series die, wasn’t it already beautiful.

You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?

You liked to live alone
It’s warmer than you know
Cause the sand is so
Coarse and rough and IRRITATING AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE
It’s colder in the morning
Than what it is at night
I can’t wait for the last episode and its epic fight

You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?

You are tired
You are hurt
Yoda threw your face in dirt
And all your padawans
Fertilize
The ground you walk
Where’s your wife?

Once again… May the 4th be with you…

[Manalive Smith]

*applauds*

[Poulet Frit]

I’M DYING!!! SO MUCH YES

[Masøn M.]

Guns For Hands…

Guys this is so much better than my last song…
The force is working in me…
May the 4th be with you…

I know what you thought about on Endor
When the moon shone on the ground
And showed what you had done
And showed where your mind had gone
And you swear to your sister
That it’ll never happen again
I know, I know-ow-ow what the means. I know-ow-ow-ow-ow.

That you lost your hand
Cause your saber has no safety guard
And you got the plans
So take it, so take it, so take it take it take it!!
I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.

Let’s take this a sequel at a time
Let’s take this Rogue One and the Last Jedi
Together, let’s breathe
Together, through these scenes
But there’s hope out of the coarse sand
So that’s where we’ll go-oooo
Let’s take to the skies and all play chess
But until then I’ll never understand

That you lost your hand
Cause your saber has no safety guard
And you got the plans
So take it, so take it, so take it take it take it!!
I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah yeah,
BOOM!
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. [wilhelm scream] – WOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

We got our hands cut off
Traded our thumbs to look like robots
I must forewarn Rey, of our disorder, or our condition
Cause when Kylo Ren
And her have their next battle she’s for sure getting her left hand
Chopped clean off while trying to protect her head
The solution is we use Ren’s saber chassis [pronounce it chass-is for the sake of the rhyme please]
It’ll protect your wrists
Come on, Rey, use your wit
Simply suggest you look at my dad Anakin
It’s obviously best for you to protect your only wrists

I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.
I wish I was friends with Chewy
I wish I was friends with Chewy
But I can’t, but I can’t since everyone
Has lost their hands, yeah.

Maybe I should do two more and then I’ll have 4 for the 4th…

[Manalive Smith]

That was magnificent.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mason.

[Masøn M.]

Carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mason M.

[Poulet Frit]

Dude

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

That Guns For Hands parody is absurdly phenomenal.

[Dear]

Dude. I don’t even know these songs yet and that was beautiful.

[Masøn M.]

They be good songs… they be more impressive when you know the corresponding song…

[Author]

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