AUX Cable: The Musical

[Masøn M.]

Lol, I’m honored, but I have added a few syllables here and there so it’d be pretty hard…

[Poulet Frit]

The album may become real. I repeat: THE ALBUM MAY BECOME REAL!!!

[Poulet Frit]

Not necessarily hard, just a little tricky

[Masøn M.]

Okay, but seriously, I wanna do a few more of these, so leave some suggestions for me… I was thinking of doing “Radioactive”, going something like

————–
This is it
Butterfly Apocalypse

Woah-oh

I’m waking up
I see it on my phone,
It’s a brand new episode!
[Something Something Something] FACE
[Something Something] FACE
[Something Something Something] FACE
[Something Something] FACE

Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh-oh, guys
… And I don’t really know, so maybe not… But seriously, leave some suggestions this is way too fun…

[Poulet Frit]

I can’t think of anything at the moment, but LOVE the idea

[Poulet Frit]

“I’m waking up, I check my phone.
Grab my glasses and my headphones.”
(For the first lyric? It may only relate to me)

[Poulet Frit]

My suggestions are to get creative juices flowing in your head. You don’t have to use them at all as they could be terrible.

[Masøn M.]

What I’m trying to do is inspire everyone else to do the same and keep this thread alive… it doesn’t even need to be full songs, I just could find a good place to stop on Bohemian Rhapsody lol… so don’t say your lyrics stink. Plenty of my lines were just me not being able to think of anything… But let me inspire you to get your own creative juices flowing… For that is why I am here

[Poulet Frit]

Thanks. I’m thinking about writing a dark short story about Ryan and Matt…but idk any possible plot for it

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

While we’re on the subject, a parody of Closer (Chainsmokers) called Toaster needs to happen…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I may or may not be working on Aux Cable related parodies of Let it Go and Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

[Masøn M.]

One word. Serial killer.

[Masøn M.]

Wait that’s two words

[Masøn M.]

No way Carrot, I actually started a Let It Go but stopped cause I was stumped

[Poulet Frit]

….maybe…cereal killer, eh?

[Poulet Frit]

And Closer is a great song!! But if it was called Toaster and featured bread and toaster strudels, I’d be in

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m not going to go as far as to say that it’s a “great” song as a whole, but it’s pretty catchy… we should move this to the “Songs Matthew Should Parody” thread.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Here’s a start for Let it Go:

The homepage glows white on the website tonight
Not a commenter to be seen
A comment section of isolation and it looks like I’m admin
Then began the comments on episode fifteen
Couldn’t make them stop heaven know I tried
Don’t let them post don’t let them read
Be the good admin that you have to be
Conceal your feed don’t let them post
Well now they post

Let them post
Let them post
Can’t hold them back anymore
Let them post
Let them post
They’re commenting more than before
And I don’t care what they’re going to say
Let the kerfuffle rage on
The comments never bothered me anyway

It’s funny how one-fifty makes eight comments seem small
But at least those spam bots
Can’t get to me at all
It’s time to see what a forum can do

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dang it. Wrong thread.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I know, I know, some of it doesn’t rhyme)
Do you wanna build a website?
Come on let’s code HTML
I hardly do that anymore
It’s easier to use Squarespace
Sometimes it get’s a little boring
Using WordPress
Just posting without coding
Do you wanna build a website?
(go away, geek)
Okay, bye

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

WHY DO I KEEP POSTING IN THE WRONG THREAD?!!?!

[Poulet Frit]

I like that a lot too!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thanks.

[Masøn M.]

I don’t think it’s the wrong thread, this is supposed to be the musical thread…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yeah, but I meant to post it in the Songs Matthew Should Parody thread.

[Masøn M.]

(Tear in my Heart)

Sometimes you gotta squeak to know
That you’re alive and have a soul
But it takes someone to come around to show you how

Matthew’s the co-host of the show
He’s as important
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
But I’ve ignored him
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
His voice is higher than mine’s ever been!

The other shows on iTunes are okay
But my taste in podcasts is your face!
And it takes a FACE to come around and show you how

Matthew’s the co-host of the show
He’s as important
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
But I’ve ignored him
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
His voice is higher than mine’s ever been!
Than mine’s ever been
Than mine’s ever been

I fell asleep while I
Waited for advice
But that’s okay as long as it’s around by breakfastime
I’m crying as I lay
Cause it’s another day
Where the episode will once again be posted late

I fell asleep while I
Waited for advice
But that’s okay as long as it’s around by breakfastime
I’m crying as I lay
Cause it’s another day
Where the episode will once again be posted late

Sometimes you gotta squeak to know-oh-oh
That you’re alive and have a soul-oh-oh
But it takes a FACE to come around and show you how

Matthew’s the co-host of the show
He’s as important
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
But I’ve ignored him
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
His voice is higher than mine’s ever been!

Bird Moose is my hero
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
He has a timer
He’s a Canadian with a smile
He makes less references
Tube the Inner Tube
Tube the Inner Tube
Tube the Inner Tube
Tube the Inner Tube

Bird Moose is my hero
Matthew’s the co-host of the show
He has a timer
He’s a Canadian with a smile
He makes less references
Tube the Inner Tube

[Masøn M.]

I promised you a song Matthew… It wasn’t this time tomorrow, but that doesn’t matter…

[Explosive Yeast]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

[Awkward Potato]

You are amazing, Mason!!! You have inspired me to write my own, although tis not complete. I must go to sleep afterwards.
Aux Cable
I ponder episode 28
I get excited and then deflate
I desire, but they are liars
I’m getting tired this time today
I get cut off so often I ought
To replace the spot with what I once sought
But somebody stole the Aux Cable show
And now I just wait in silence

[Masøn M.]

Then you’ve clearly never seen this… https://youtu.be/YcYTgXPH1qw

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