AUX Cable: The Musical

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  • #34176
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    Brooke AC

    WOAH I AMMMMM?????

    #34282
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    yEAH

    #34324
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    Brooke AC

    OH OK SWEET

    #34344
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    cOMING UP IN THIS ePISODE…

    #34368
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    Brooke AC

    ALL STARRR

    #34635
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    Tingle

    Yeah!

    #35457
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    Jeff Ross
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    Here is a parody of “Havana” by Camila Cabello:

    Oh, Awkward Potato
    We read a pun written by Awkward Potato
    She wrote it onto the Not-Forum, oh, no, no
    What wit was shown by the Potato
    That’s something that we all know
    Oh, Awkward Potato

    She was quite abrupt but her pun was fluid
    (In her Not-Forum post)
    She said it to liven a somewhat dull thread
    (Said it better than most)
    It wasn’t a wordplay about cooked bread
    (That would be about toast)
    And FACES smiled because of what she said
    She got us feeling like

    Ooh-ooh-ooh We knew it when we read it
    We liked the thread she left it
    Got us feeling like
    Ooh-ooh-ooh And then we had to tell her
    “We like it so” oh Awkward Potato

    Oh, Awkward Potato
    We read a pun written by Awkward Potato
    She wrote it onto the Not-Forum, oh, no, no
    What wit was shown by the Potato
    That’s something that we all know
    Oh, Awkward Potato

    I don’t care for the rest of the actual song so this is where the parody ends.

    #35560
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    Jeff Ross
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    Here are the two parodies that contribute to “All I Want for Christmas Is a New Aux Cable Episode”:

    First, the “All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” Parody:

    All I want for Christmas is The Aux Cable
    The Aux Cable
    A new Aux Cable
    ‘Cause if I heard something new from that podcast
    Then I would have a Merry Christmas!

    It seems so long since I could say,
    “Hooray, a new Aux Cable episode!”
    Glad I’d be if I were to see
    A new release of the show

    All I want for Christmas is The Aux Cable
    The Aux Cable
    A new Aux Cable
    ‘Cause if I heard something new from that podcast
    Then I would have a Merry Christmas!

    Second, Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” Parody:

    I-I-I don’t want a lot for Christmas
    There is just one thing I need
    I don’t care about the presents
    Underneath the Christmas tree
    I just want to hear from you
    Angie, Ryan, and Matthew
    Make my wish come true
    All I want for Christmas is you (yeah)

    [Verse 1]
    I don’t want a lot for Christmas
    There is just one thing I need
    I don’t care about the presents
    Underneath the Christmas tree
    I don’t need to hang my stocking
    There upon the fireplace
    Santa Claus won’t make me happy
    With a toy on Christmas Day

    [Hook]
    I just want a new Aux Ca-ble
    A new podcast episode
    Ryan and Matthew
    All I want for Christmas is you (you, clearly)

    [Verse 2]
    Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas
    I won’t even wish for snow
    I’m just going to keep on waiting
    For the latest from the show
    I won’t make a list and send it
    To the North Pole for Saint Nick
    Instead I shall keep submitting
    Questions for the show to pick

    [Hook]
    ‘Cause I just want to hear your sound
    Playing in my headphones NOW
    What more can I do?
    Oh, clearly all I want for Christmas is you (you, clearly)

    [Bridge]
    Oh, all the lights are shining
    So brightly everywhere
    And the sound of children’s
    Laughter fills the air
    And everyone is singing
    I think my ears are ringing
    Angie, won’t you bring me the ones I really need?
    Won’t you please bring my podcast to me?

    [Verse 3]
    Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas
    This is all I’m asking for:
    I just want to hear the podcast
    Playing in my ears some more

    [Hook]
    Oh, I just want this from the show:
    New Aux Cable Episode
    Make my wish come true
    Oh, clearly all I want for Christmas is…

    [Outro]
    Youuuu
    You, clearly
    All I want for Christmas is you, clearly…[Repeats & Fades Out]

    #35566
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    Masøn M.
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    10/10… Wow… Also you know the song I iconic when I read that entire thing in her voice…

    #35628
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    Jeff Ross
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    All I wanted for Christmas was a new Aux Cable episode… but getting a 10/10 from Masøn isn’t bad at all. 😀 #ChristmasCameEarly

    #35630
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    Awkward Potato

    *applauds enthusiastically*
    Sorry I forgot to comment earlier. You did a great job on all those songs, Jeff! 🙂

    #35632
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    Jeff Ross
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    *steps into bow of a boat, puts on a bow-tie, and bows*

    I’m glad you liked them! 🙂

    #36414
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    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    I attempted to record audio of myself singing this one, since the meter doesn’t quite match up with the original, but it turns out that producing a r-e-c-o-r-d-i-n-g of singing that sounds good is more difficult than producing one of speaking that sounds good. Consequently, I’m just going to release this here and wait with the audio recording. Hopefully your imagination can make the following sound exquisite.

    I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas parody:

    I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where Matthew and Ryan
    Answer list’ners’ questions
    In almost every episode
    Oh, I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
    With every day that passes through
    May you enjoy the classic episodes too
    And may there be a new Aux Cable soon

    I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where a conversation station
    Had puns and education
    Complete with unique inside jokes
    Oh, I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
    With every post that Angie makes
    May your patrons continue to donate
    And may there be a new Aux Cable today

    I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
    Just like the ones I used to know
    Where the F.A.C.E.s glisten
    As people listen
    To hear advice from the show
    Oh, I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
    With every visit to the website
    May your days be merry and bright
    And may there be a new Aux Cable tonight

    I want to hear in my ear a brand new episode
    It is time for a new Aux Cable

    {The last two lines are the last two lines of the song re-sung, emotionally drawn out for emphasis.}

    #41571
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    Masøn M.
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    Listening to Hamilton made me remember Josiah’s parodies and thus this entire thread. And it holds up…

    #41573
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    Jeff Ross
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    It really does…

    #41576
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Thank you, thank you.

    #41598
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Test

    #41600
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    GAH WHY CAN I POST THAT BUT NOT MY 10/10 PARODY

    #41601
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    (That sounded really arrogant but I’m just gonna say that I’m still in character…)

    #41605
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    Masøn M.
    Participant

    You say
    The price of your time’s not a price that you’re willing to pay.
    You sigh
    When you read all our pleas on the forum as you scroll by
    Why so bad
    Keeping your scheduled releases when you go away
    Now you’re making me sad.
    Remember, despite our strangeness, we’re your fans.

    Please come back.
    Back to me.
    You’ll remember who you have to please.
    Please come back, to the Aux Cabel.
    You have so much good advice to tell.
    Fancasts Rise, Ratings FAAALLLLLLL
    We’ve supported you through it all.
    And when push comes to shove
    We will make a fully fledged ep’sode copy
    To remind you of our love.

    DADADADADAAAAADADADA
    DADIDADADADADADIDADADYA
    DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
    DIDADADADADADIDADADYA

    YOU SAY YOUR TIME IS DRAINING AND YOU CAN’T GO OONNNNNNNN
    WE’LL BE THE ONES COMPLAINING WHEN YOURE GOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
    AND PLEASE, DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
    CAUSE QUESTIONS ARE MY FAVORITE SUBJECT.
    THAT SWEET, SUBMITTABLE SUBJECT.
    FOREVER. AND EVER. AND EVER AND EVER AND EVERRRR…

    You’ll be back.
    Like before.
    Support you on Patreon so you won’t be poor
    For your answers, for your praise
    And we’ll love you till our dying days
    When you’re gone, I go mad!
    So don’t throw away this ‘cast you had!
    Cause when push comes to shove
    We will send you questions about our friends and family…
    To remind you of our love!

    DADADADADAAAAADADADADAD
    IDADADADADADIDADADYA
    DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
    DIDADADADADADIDADADYA
    EVERYBODY!

    DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
    DIDADADADADADIDADADYA
    DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
    DIDADADADADADIDADADYA

    (This is kind of to be taken like the original song, and should not be taken seriously. I am not complainging or making fun about their busy schedules lol, I totally get it… BUT HOLY COW THAT ALMOSY WROTE ITSELF… that was fun…)

    #41606
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    Masøn M.
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    Apparently my ‘Da’s were too long, and so it just wasn’t working. But there it is.

    #41607
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Magnificent. Absolutely magnificent. Applaudible.

    #41608
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    Awkward Potato

    YESSSS

    #41609
    P.U.N
    Joshua S.

    Auxsome

    #41610
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    Jeff Ross
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    Masøn back with a song parody? Yes, please. It’s been since Page 6 of this thread, June 8th of 2017, that we last saw his stellar parody skills in action.

    Fun fact: in between song parodies, there have been eight episodes of the Aux Cable published (not including the best fancast of all time) and Episodes 171-207 (37 episodes) of the Inner Tube were released.

    Come to think of it, the last parody was before I joined the Not-Forum… that’s way tube long. Glad to see this parody from Masøn today!

    #41612
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    Manalive Smith

    Very nice.

    #41614
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    DScott
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    That was truly steller.

    #41617
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    Jeff Ross
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    Oooh, starring role…

    #41618
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    Jeff Ross
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    Inspired by Masøn’s parody and Franklin pointing out on Skype that Ryan posted a picture recently from the view of an airplane, I decided to make this parody based upon the beginning song of Lyle the Kindly Viking (hopefully the formatting turns out okay):

    [Masøn and Jeff meet at an airport.]
    Jeff: Good morning, Masøn. How is your ear?
    Masøn: Oh, just fine and dandy. Is Ryan ‘round here?
    Jeff: I haven’t seen him, but that’s no surprise.
    Masøn: Matthew’s gone too?
    Jeff: Mmhmm. They’re out in the skies…
    Masøn: They should have listened to our fancast
    And carried on with joyous glee…
    Jeff: But we picked men of noble class
    J&M: Whose lives are so busy!

    Jeff: You live and learn…

    Masøn: We like their podcast
    Jeff: What do you know, the hosts are so busy
    Masøn: Their podcast
    Jeff: Wherever they go, still living happily
    Masøn: Their podcast
    Jeff: Let there be no ambiguity
    Masøn: Podcast
    J&M: ‘Cause
    This is our role on the Aux Cable
    We have to admit it is right now dull
    But that’s the lot we got
    When F.A.C.E.s we…
    The hosts are so busy

    [Ryan and Matthew start walking off of the landed airplane.]
    Jeff: Oh, look what the cat drug in…
    Masøn: I wonder what they brought back this time…

    Matthew: Hey, there’s a list’ner, Ryan!
    Ryan: Uh, I think there’s two, Matthew.
    Matthew: Oh, boy, do they love us or what?
    Ryan: Well, what’s not to love? I mean, after all…

    Ryan: They’re F.A.C.E.s
    Matthew: What do you know, the list’ners of the show
    Ryan: They’re F.A.C.E.s
    Matthew: Wherever they go, playing the Aux Cable
    Ryan: They’re F.A.C.E.s
    Matthew: Let there be no sadness, tears, or woe
    Ryan: F.A.C.E.s
    R&M: ‘Cause
    Ryan: Who doesn’t like a good podcast
    Matthew: With answers to questions and lots of laughs
    Angie: And a silly ad on top of that?
    Ryan: They are fanatical. Yo ho!

    R&M: We’re coming!
    J&M: What do you know, the hosts return at last
    R&M: We’re coming!
    J&M: Wherever they go, making a new podcast
    R&M: We’re coming!
    J&M: Let there be no end to all the laughs
    R&M: Coming
    All: ‘Cause
    R&M: Who doesn’t like a show that’s new
    J&M: This is our lot as a list’ner base
    R&M: With jokes and puns and answers too
    J&M: You have to admit that we have to wait
    Angie: And the hosts are Ryan and Matthew
    J&M: But that’s the lot we got
    When F.A.C.E.s we…
    The hosts were so busy
    R&M: We made a podcast…
    All: Number forty-three!

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    Joshua S.

    My favorite part of this parody is when Ryan and Matthew step off the plane 😆

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