AUX Cable: The Musical

[Brooke AC]

WOAH I AMMMMM?????

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

yEAH

[Brooke AC]

OH OK SWEET

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

cOMING UP IN THIS ePISODE…

[Brooke AC]

ALL STARRR

[Tingle]

Yeah!

[Jeff Ross]

Here is a parody of “Havana” by Camila Cabello:

Oh, Awkward Potato
We read a pun written by Awkward Potato
She wrote it onto the Not-Forum, oh, no, no
What wit was shown by the Potato
That’s something that we all know
Oh, Awkward Potato

She was quite abrupt but her pun was fluid
(In her Not-Forum post)
She said it to liven a somewhat dull thread
(Said it better than most)
It wasn’t a wordplay about cooked bread
(That would be about toast)
And FACES smiled because of what she said
She got us feeling like

Ooh-ooh-ooh We knew it when we read it
We liked the thread she left it
Got us feeling like
Ooh-ooh-ooh And then we had to tell her
“We like it so” oh Awkward Potato

Oh, Awkward Potato
We read a pun written by Awkward Potato
She wrote it onto the Not-Forum, oh, no, no
What wit was shown by the Potato
That’s something that we all know
Oh, Awkward Potato

I don’t care for the rest of the actual song so this is where the parody ends.

[Jeff Ross]

Here are the two parodies that contribute to “All I Want for Christmas Is a New Aux Cable Episode”:

First, the “All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” Parody:

All I want for Christmas is The Aux Cable
The Aux Cable
A new Aux Cable
‘Cause if I heard something new from that podcast
Then I would have a Merry Christmas!

It seems so long since I could say,
“Hooray, a new Aux Cable episode!”
Glad I’d be if I were to see
A new release of the show

All I want for Christmas is The Aux Cable
The Aux Cable
A new Aux Cable
‘Cause if I heard something new from that podcast
Then I would have a Merry Christmas!

Second, Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” Parody:

I-I-I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want to hear from you
Angie, Ryan, and Matthew
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you (yeah)

[Verse 1]
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don’t need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day

[Hook]
I just want a new Aux Ca-ble
A new podcast episode
Ryan and Matthew
All I want for Christmas is you (you, clearly)

[Verse 2]
Oh, I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won’t even wish for snow
I’m just going to keep on waiting
For the latest from the show
I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
Instead I shall keep submitting
Questions for the show to pick

[Hook]
‘Cause I just want to hear your sound
Playing in my headphones NOW
What more can I do?
Oh, clearly all I want for Christmas is you (you, clearly)

[Bridge]
Oh, all the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children’s
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I think my ears are ringing
Angie, won’t you bring me the ones I really need?
Won’t you please bring my podcast to me?

[Verse 3]
Oh, I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for:
I just want to hear the podcast
Playing in my ears some more

[Hook]
Oh, I just want this from the show:
New Aux Cable Episode
Make my wish come true
Oh, clearly all I want for Christmas is…

[Outro]
Youuuu
You, clearly
All I want for Christmas is you, clearly…[Repeats & Fades Out]

[Masøn M.]

10/10… Wow… Also you know the song I iconic when I read that entire thing in her voice…

[Jeff Ross]

All I wanted for Christmas was a new Aux Cable episode… but getting a 10/10 from Masøn isn’t bad at all. 😀 #ChristmasCameEarly

[Awkward Potato]

*applauds enthusiastically*
Sorry I forgot to comment earlier. You did a great job on all those songs, Jeff! 🙂

[Jeff Ross]

*steps into bow of a boat, puts on a bow-tie, and bows*

I’m glad you liked them! 🙂

[Jeff Ross]

I attempted to record audio of myself singing this one, since the meter doesn’t quite match up with the original, but it turns out that producing a r-e-c-o-r-d-i-n-g of singing that sounds good is more difficult than producing one of speaking that sounds good. Consequently, I’m just going to release this here and wait with the audio recording. Hopefully your imagination can make the following sound exquisite.

I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas parody:

I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
Just like the ones I used to know
Where Matthew and Ryan
Answer list’ners’ questions
In almost every episode
Oh, I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
With every day that passes through
May you enjoy the classic episodes too
And may there be a new Aux Cable soon

I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
Just like the ones I used to know
Where a conversation station
Had puns and education
Complete with unique inside jokes
Oh, I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
With every post that Angie makes
May your patrons continue to donate
And may there be a new Aux Cable today

I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the F.A.C.E.s glisten
As people listen
To hear advice from the show
Oh, I’m dreaming of a new Aux Cable
With every visit to the website
May your days be merry and bright
And may there be a new Aux Cable tonight

I want to hear in my ear a brand new episode
It is time for a new Aux Cable

{The last two lines are the last two lines of the song re-sung, emotionally drawn out for emphasis.}

[Masøn M.]

Listening to Hamilton made me remember Josiah’s parodies and thus this entire thread. And it holds up…

[Jeff Ross]

It really does…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Thank you, thank you.

[Masøn M.]

Test

[Masøn M.]

GAH WHY CAN I POST THAT BUT NOT MY 10/10 PARODY

[Masøn M.]

(That sounded really arrogant but I’m just gonna say that I’m still in character…)

[Masøn M.]

You say
The price of your time’s not a price that you’re willing to pay.
You sigh
When you read all our pleas on the forum as you scroll by
Why so bad
Keeping your scheduled releases when you go away
Now you’re making me sad.
Remember, despite our strangeness, we’re your fans.

Please come back.
Back to me.
You’ll remember who you have to please.
Please come back, to the Aux Cabel.
You have so much good advice to tell.
Fancasts Rise, Ratings FAAALLLLLLL
We’ve supported you through it all.
And when push comes to shove
We will make a fully fledged ep’sode copy
To remind you of our love.

DADADADADAAAAADADADA
DADIDADADADADADIDADADYA
DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
DIDADADADADADIDADADYA

YOU SAY YOUR TIME IS DRAINING AND YOU CAN’T GO OONNNNNNNN
WE’LL BE THE ONES COMPLAINING WHEN YOURE GOOOONNNNNEEEEEE
AND PLEASE, DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
CAUSE QUESTIONS ARE MY FAVORITE SUBJECT.
THAT SWEET, SUBMITTABLE SUBJECT.
FOREVER. AND EVER. AND EVER AND EVER AND EVERRRR…

You’ll be back.
Like before.
Support you on Patreon so you won’t be poor
For your answers, for your praise
And we’ll love you till our dying days
When you’re gone, I go mad!
So don’t throw away this ‘cast you had!
Cause when push comes to shove
We will send you questions about our friends and family…
To remind you of our love!

DADADADADAAAAADADADADAD
IDADADADADADIDADADYA
DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
DIDADADADADADIDADADYA
EVERYBODY!

DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
DIDADADADADADIDADADYA
DADADADADAAAAADADADADA
DIDADADADADADIDADADYA

(This is kind of to be taken like the original song, and should not be taken seriously. I am not complainging or making fun about their busy schedules lol, I totally get it… BUT HOLY COW THAT ALMOSY WROTE ITSELF… that was fun…)

[Masøn M.]

Apparently my ‘Da’s were too long, and so it just wasn’t working. But there it is.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Magnificent. Absolutely magnificent. Applaudible.

[Awkward Potato]

YESSSS

[Joshua S.]

Auxsome

[Jeff Ross]

Masøn back with a song parody? Yes, please. It’s been since Page 6 of this thread, June 8th of 2017, that we last saw his stellar parody skills in action.

Fun fact: in between song parodies, there have been eight episodes of the Aux Cable published (not including the best fancast of all time) and Episodes 171-207 (37 episodes) of the Inner Tube were released.

Come to think of it, the last parody was before I joined the Not-Forum… that’s way tube long. Glad to see this parody from Masøn today!

[Manalive Smith]

Very nice.

[DScott]

That was truly steller.

[Jeff Ross]

Oooh, starring role…

[Jeff Ross]

Inspired by Masøn’s parody and Franklin pointing out on Skype that Ryan posted a picture recently from the view of an airplane, I decided to make this parody based upon the beginning song of Lyle the Kindly Viking (hopefully the formatting turns out okay):

[Masøn and Jeff meet at an airport.]
Jeff: Good morning, Masøn. How is your ear?
Masøn: Oh, just fine and dandy. Is Ryan ‘round here?
Jeff: I haven’t seen him, but that’s no surprise.
Masøn: Matthew’s gone too?
Jeff: Mmhmm. They’re out in the skies…
Masøn: They should have listened to our fancast
And carried on with joyous glee…
Jeff: But we picked men of noble class
J&M: Whose lives are so busy!

Jeff: You live and learn…

Masøn: We like their podcast
Jeff: What do you know, the hosts are so busy
Masøn: Their podcast
Jeff: Wherever they go, still living happily
Masøn: Their podcast
Jeff: Let there be no ambiguity
Masøn: Podcast
J&M: ‘Cause
This is our role on the Aux Cable
We have to admit it is right now dull
But that’s the lot we got
When F.A.C.E.s we…
The hosts are so busy

[Ryan and Matthew start walking off of the landed airplane.]
Jeff: Oh, look what the cat drug in…
Masøn: I wonder what they brought back this time…

Matthew: Hey, there’s a list’ner, Ryan!
Ryan: Uh, I think there’s two, Matthew.
Matthew: Oh, boy, do they love us or what?
Ryan: Well, what’s not to love? I mean, after all…

Ryan: They’re F.A.C.E.s
Matthew: What do you know, the list’ners of the show
Ryan: They’re F.A.C.E.s
Matthew: Wherever they go, playing the Aux Cable
Ryan: They’re F.A.C.E.s
Matthew: Let there be no sadness, tears, or woe
Ryan: F.A.C.E.s
R&M: ‘Cause
Ryan: Who doesn’t like a good podcast
Matthew: With answers to questions and lots of laughs
Angie: And a silly ad on top of that?
Ryan: They are fanatical. Yo ho!

R&M: We’re coming!
J&M: What do you know, the hosts return at last
R&M: We’re coming!
J&M: Wherever they go, making a new podcast
R&M: We’re coming!
J&M: Let there be no end to all the laughs
R&M: Coming
All: ‘Cause
R&M: Who doesn’t like a show that’s new
J&M: This is our lot as a list’ner base
R&M: With jokes and puns and answers too
J&M: You have to admit that we have to wait
Angie: And the hosts are Ryan and Matthew
J&M: But that’s the lot we got
When F.A.C.E.s we…
The hosts were so busy
R&M: We made a podcast…
All: Number forty-three!

[Joshua S.]

My favorite part of this parody is when Ryan and Matthew step off the plane ?

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