[Company:]
Auxcableshow.com. New Not-forum
[Mason M:]
Pardon me. Are you Matthew Bird, sir?
[Bird:]
That depends. Who’s asking?
[Mason M:]
Oh, well, sure, sir
I’m Mason M, I’m at your service, sir
I have been looking for you
[Bird:]
I’m getting nervous
[Mason M:]
Sir…
I heard your name at Wendy’s. I was seeking an accelerated course of eating when I got sort of out of sorts with a patty of yours. I may have munched him. It’s a blur, sir. He was made of angus?
[Bird:]
You munched a burger?
[Mason M:]
Yes!
I wanted to do what you did. Eat a steak in two, then join the great kerfuffle. He looked at me like I was stupid, I’m not stupid.
So how’d you do it? How’d you eat a steak so fast?
[Bird:]
I shoved it in my mouth before it passed
[Mason M:]
You’re a shover. Of course! I’m a shover
Wow, I wish there was some more!
Then we could prove that we’re worth more
Than anyone bargained for…
[Bird:]
Can I buy you a drink?
[Mason M:]
That would be nice
[Bird:]
While we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice
Eat less
[Mason M:]
What?
[Bird:]
Smile more
[Mason M:]
Ha
[Bird:]
Don’t let them know what you don’t like or what you adore
[Mason M:]
You can’t be serious
[Bird:]
You wanna get ahead?
[Mason M:]
Yes
[Bird:]
Fools who fill their mouths up wind up dead
[AC:]
Yo yo yo yo yo!
What time is it?
[AC/Manalive/Poulet Frit:]
Food time!
[Bird:]
Like I said…
[AC:]
Food time! Food time! Yo!
I’m Brooke AC in the place to be!
A two bowls o’ broccoli, but I’m workin’ on three, uh!
Those podcast hosts don’t want it with me!
And I will eat Chick-Fil-A’s good meat ’til I’m green!
[Manalive:]
Hello, you fellows, my name is Manalive!
In my immediate family I’m the second of five!
I came to get feed and to say “I’m pleased!”
Tell the world “I like tea!” Who’s the best?
’tis me!
[Poulet Frit:]
Brrrah brraaah! I am President Poulet Frit
Eatin’ food, lovin’ food, yes I heard that Carrot said, “What’d you eat?”
[Manalive and AC:]
Ayyyyy
[Poulet Frit:]
Lock up ya Taco Bell and Poutine, you’ve seen
It’s hard to choose some green beans over four kinds of ice cream…
[Manalive:]
Wow
[AC:]
No more jest, pour me another M***, y’all!
Let’s raise a couple more…
[AC/Poulet Frit/Mulligan:]
To the great kerfuffle!
[AC:]
Well, if it ain’t the prodigy of Aux Cable Show
[Poulet Frit:]
Matthew Bird!
[AC:]
Give us advice, ’cause you’re a pro!
[Bird:]
Good luck with that: you’re gonna spam
You talk. I’mma watch. Yeah, I’ll watch you, fam.
[Manalive/Poulet Frit:]
Boooo!
[AC:]
Bird, the great kerfuffle’s imminent. What do you stalk for?
[Mason M:]
If you spam for nothing, Bird, what’ll you talk for?
[Poulet Frit/Manalive/AC:]
Ooh
Who you?
Who you?
Who are you?
[Poulet Frit/Manalive/AC:]
Ooh, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?
