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  • #21447
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    IF IT HAS A TAIL IT IS A MONKEY. IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAILE IT IS AN APE.

    #21458
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAIL, IT’S NOT A MONKEY.
    EVEN IF IT HAS A MONKEY KIND OF SHAPE.
    IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAIL, IT’S NOT A MONKEY.
    IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A TAIL, IT’S NOT A MONKEY.
    IT’S AN APE.

    #21472
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAS

    #21480
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    Poor…tomato

    #21500
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    No comprendo.

    #21527
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    ¡¡¿¿NO COMPRENDO!!?? I’ll show you no comprendo!!

    #21533
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS

    #21536
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn’t catch me! It is so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!

    #21541
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAS

    #21820
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    The ballpoint pEEEEENNNNNS ARE GONE AGAIN

    THEY’RE GONE AGAIN

    #21825
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    Homophones, homophones!
    I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

    #21835
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    A trailer hitch? Left mine at hoooooome!

    #21843
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BECAUSE IIIIIIIT’S CHRISTMAS

    #21850
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    And I’ve never been to Boston in the fallllll!

    #21855
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BEACAAAAAAAAAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS

    #21872
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    *BECAAAAAAAAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAS.

    #21877
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BEEEEEECAAAAAUSE IIIIT’S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

    #23671
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    I like your car.
    I like yours too.
    Is it a Jeep?
    A Subaru.
    I like your tires.
    You have nice chrome.
    A trailer hitch?
    Left mine at hooooome.

    #23672
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    OHHH YOU AND ME
    IN OUR SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
    CRUSING TO 7-11
    ON A CUPPA STEAMIN JOE

    #23675
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    OOOOH YOU AND ME
    IN OUR SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
    WE’LL SLAM INTO 4-WHEEL DRIVE
    FOR A SCOOP OF ROCKY ROAD

    #23684
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAAS

    #33945
    AvatarBrooke AC
    Guest

    Tell

    #34462
    AvatarTingle
    Guest

    The water’s

    #35471
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    Another lonely day in a crowded town
    Making our way the best we know how

    #42218
    AvatarMilk Monster
    Participant

    milk

    #42233
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    Jump in your car, drive into the city,
    Buy a jug of m*** for your nauseated kitty.

    #42673
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    In our star-spangled kilts…
    We feel so smart in our star-spangled striped kilts.

    #42743
    AvatarAwkward Potato
    Guest

    BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAS

    #42789
    AvatarJeff Ross
    Participant

    This could go in several different threads, but I think it fits best here:

    #42790
    P.U.NJoshua S.
    Guest

    LARRY BOY! THERE’S NO HERO QUITE LIKE LARRY BOY

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