Silly Songs

[Dawn]

(It is the first verse. We can start at the beginning if you’d like)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I don’t particularly care. I’m not going to be able to make it very far into the song anyway.)

[Brooke AC]

My friends all laughed…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

USTA!

[Dawn]

So what you’re saying is..?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It felt weird.

[Brooke AC]

They turned blue, what could I do?

[Dawn]

She had a beard and it felt weird

[Brooke AC]

My friends all laughed.

[Manalive Smith]

Usta!

[Dawn]

BARBARA MANATEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[XD]

MANATEE
MANATEE

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

YOU’RE THE ONE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Dawn]

ONE FOR ME ONE FOR ME

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(CAN’T REMEMBER THE NEXT LIIIIIIIIIIIINE…)

[Dawn]

SENT FROM UP ABOVE UP ABOVE

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(SOMETHING SOMETHING) LOOOOOVE…

[Dawn]

Please don’t cry Bar-ba-ra! You’re a nice manatee.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Awkward Potato]

ONE I LOVE
ONE I LOVE

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAS

[Dawn]

You’ve been so good to me!
But I must go into the world to go and do noble things for the good of all!!!!!!

AND YOU CAN’T COME BECAUSE YOU DON’T SPEAK FRENCH

Au revoir!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BECAUSE IT’S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAS

[Huh?]

But if you leave Phil,
Who will take me to the ball??
Whose going to take me to the ball Phil?!
I’ve got a new pair of shoes…and new manatee lipstick!
Who will take me to the ball?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A GATED COMMUNITY IS WHERE WE LIKE TO BEEEEEEEEEEEE…

[yeah]

I’LL TAKE YOU TO THE BALL BARBARA MANATEE

[State]

WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH WE AAAAAAARE IN OUR MARKET THAT IS FREEEEEE…

[Dawn]

Please don’t go!
I must!
Don’t go!
I must!
Don’t go!
Must! Must!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BELLYBUTTON! UH-UH!

[Hmm…]

YOU SAY YOUR BELLY BUTTON’S MISSING? THERE’S NO REASON FOR ALARM. IT’S A COMMON THING FOR GOURDS. IT WON’T DO YOU ANY HARM.

[Author]

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