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  • #1192
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead.

    #1193
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    What do you call a black guy in space?

    An astronaut.

    #1194
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Why did Sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms

    Knock knock
    (Who’s there)
    Not Sally

    #1195
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into a bar.

    What a beautiful showcase of religious tolerance.

    #1196
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

    The wheel chair
    (Such a mean “joke”)

    #1197
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Friends are a lot like trees.
    They fall down when you hit them with an axe multiple times.

    #1198
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Why did Timmy fall off his bike?
    Because his dad threw a chair at him

    #1199
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    What do an orange and a bicycle have in common?

    Handlebars (well, except for the orange)

    #1200
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    #1202
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    What’s big, yellow, and can’t swim?
    A bus full of children…

    #1203
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Friends are like bananas, if you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

    #1204
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    A horse walks into a bar.

    Noticing the danger in the situation, everyone leaves in a calm fashion while the owner calls animal control.

    #1205
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    How do you confuse a blonde?
    Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

    #1206
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    A horse walks into a bar.

    “Why the long face?” the bartender asks.

    The horse doesn’t respond.

    #1207
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    You know what they say…words

    #1208
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Because it’s a horse.

    #1209
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    (May I just say, I find anti jokes hilarious. And yours are on point)

    #1210
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    (That Timmy falling off his bike one was legitimately my favorite)

    #1211
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    How do you stop a clown from smiling?
    Hit him with an axe.

    #1212
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    (Aww thanks!)

    #1213
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    What’s green and has wheels?
    Grass (I lied about the wheels)

    #1214
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Five little monkey’s jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
    “I’m calling Child Protective Services”

    #1215
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
    So he got hypothermia and died.

    #1216
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
    Participant

    “Knock knock”

    “Who’s there?”

    “The police”

    “The police who?”

    “Ma’am I’m sorry to tell you this, but there’s been an accident…”

    #1217
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    (I laughed so hard…I’m a bad person!!)

    #1218
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Why did Bobby drop is ice cream?
    He was hit by a bus

    #1219
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

    #1220
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    What’s white and rhymes with Dr. Dre?
    Eminem

    #1225
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Why am I laughing so hard? Because this thread is funny.

    #1251
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    What’s white and can’t jump?
    A fridge

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