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  • #1258
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    What’s orange and eats waffles?
    Me.

    #1381
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    (A carrot eating waffles. That would be a sight to see at waffle house)

    #1388
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Why did the man leave the waffle house?
    Because a carrot started eating his waffles.

    #1390
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    …I laughed too hard…

    #1397
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    All I can think of, is the guy from Daddy Day Care that wears the carrot suit and is a complete nerd

    #1486
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    What do you get when you cross a carrot stick with a t-shirt?

    I really have no idea; these are anti-jokes, aren’t they?

    #1490
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Why did I laugh so hard??? What’s wrong with my sense of humor

    #1498
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    You probably laughed because I didn’t make the joke.

    #1499
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Probably. It was unexpected

    #1501
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I’m surprised you aren’t really confused by my previous comment. Would it be more confusing if I said I didn’t post the joke?

    #1503
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    …what was the joke?
    Because I laughed really hard at what you did post

    #1505
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    See Reply #1486

    #1509
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Yes, I thought that was funny. What are you trying to confuse me about??

    #1510
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I didn’t make up or comment that.

    #1512
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Who did?

    #1514
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    My sister.

    #1515
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    I laughed either way.

    #1610
    Dawn
    Guest

    How many babies does it take to tile a roof?

    It depends on how thin you slice them

    #2514
    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Arrrrrrrrr! What be a pirate’s favorite crime?

    Piracy.

    #2516
    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?

    Because he was fat, ugly, and nobody liked him.

    #2517
    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?

    Because your wife said if you gamble the rent away again, she’s going to leave you. And I think she’s serious this time.

    #2519
    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    Why was the 11 afraid of 12?

    Because the twelve thirteen fourteen.

    #2520
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Out of a somewhat diverse group of teens, who goes into the haunted house first?
    The white guy…always the white guy.

    #2521
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Why did I get slapped?
    I said a pun and my family got fed up.

    #2523
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    I think they aren’t happy that I’m outstanding in my field…
    I should probably head inside…before it starts raining harder

    #2524
    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    A blind man walks into a bar.
    “Wow, are you blind?” The bartender asks.
    “Yes” he says.

    #2525
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    I didn’t see that one coming…

    #2526
    riseofthekumquat
    Participant

    What’s blue and white and swings through the jungle?

    A fridge in a denim jacket

    #2591
    Masøn M.
    Participant

    What’s black and white a red all over?

    A penguin in a blender…

    #2592
    Poulet Frit
    Guest

    Omg

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