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What’s orange and eats waffles?
(A carrot eating waffles. That would be a sight to see at waffle house)
Why did the man leave the waffle house?
Because a carrot started eating his waffles.
…I laughed too hard…
All I can think of, is the guy from Daddy Day Care that wears the carrot suit and is a complete nerd
What do you get when you cross a carrot stick with a t-shirt?
I really have no idea; these are anti-jokes, aren’t they?
Why did I laugh so hard??? What’s wrong with my sense of humor
You probably laughed because I didn’t make the joke.
Probably. It was unexpected
I’m surprised you aren’t really confused by my previous comment. Would it be more confusing if I said I didn’t post the joke?
…what was the joke?
Because I laughed really hard at what you did post
See Reply #1486
Yes, I thought that was funny. What are you trying to confuse me about??
I didn’t make up or comment that.
I laughed either way.
How many babies does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them
Arrrrrrrrr! What be a pirate’s favorite crime?
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he was fat, ugly, and nobody liked him.
Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?
Because your wife said if you gamble the rent away again, she’s going to leave you. And I think she’s serious this time.
Why was the 11 afraid of 12?
Because the twelve thirteen fourteen.
Out of a somewhat diverse group of teens, who goes into the haunted house first?
The white guy…always the white guy.
Why did I get slapped?
I said a pun and my family got fed up.
I think they aren’t happy that I’m outstanding in my field…
I should probably head inside…before it starts raining harder
A blind man walks into a bar.
“Wow, are you blind?” The bartender asks.
“Yes” he says.
I didn’t see that one coming…
What’s blue and white and swings through the jungle?
A fridge in a denim jacket
What’s black and white a red all over?
A penguin in a blender…
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