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The snack that smiles back…
What’s weird and really morbid?
TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!
This one comes to you courtesy of 8 year-old Carrot not knowing animal classifications, and [number] year-old Carrot cleaning his room.
What do bovines call everything they really need in life?
The bear necessities.
We agreed not to speak of bovines! Also I can’t say I’m terribly surprised that eight year old Carrot knew the word bovine.
Yeah, but he was still stupid enough to think it related to bears…
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
Why did the house burn down?
It caught on fire.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Someone else’s cheese.
Yaaaaaay! (I stole them from Pinterest)
Hey! That’s where I got most of my anti-jokes and pickup lines…
That is the single best reason for getting Pinterest that I have heard.
One of the only few.
And tattoo inspiration
What’s the difference between a red apple and a green apple?
They’re both red except for the green one.
“What’s the difference between a hundred dead squirrels and a car?
I don’t keep my car in my garage.”
(Give Brooke a prize.)
(That was from my friend. She enjoyed reading this thread.)
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