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I went to the animal fair, the birds and the beasts were there, the Purple Tomato and Awkward Potato were combing their auburn hair.
Whooooo are you? Who who, who who? Whooooooo are you? Who who, who who?
(…and now Watermelon is back. Hi, Watermelon?)
Happy anniversary, I bought you a treadmill
Oooh ee, ooh ah ah
Walla walla bing bang
So here we are
MY LOVE HAS GOOOOOOONE ACROSS THE SEAAAAAA TO FIND A COUNTRYYYYYYY FAR AND FAIIIIIIR…
Tore the curtains down
Will you drown me… please…
I get so neurotic about it
It is “gyro”! It is “gyro”! Now I know it’s “gyro”!
I went out and shot the maximum the game laws would allow: two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
I am not throwing away my shot!
My life be like
Ooh aah, ooh ooh
And “it” is a pronoun
Replacing the noun
And wherever we go, it’s a fabulous show, oh you know we are aardvarks.
No I haven’t made a million but I’ve touched a million lives
And a dog should smell like a dog, naturally!
Stuck a feather in his cap and called it “Macaroni”
You know that I always thought that he was a good little fellow, now run to the store and get a bag of marshmallows.
And if you find my body pale and wrecked upon the lonely shale, rejoice my love and call me blessed……
(Sorry, I audibly squealed when I saw a line from this further up)
I’ve been reading Common Sense, by Thomas Paine
It’s another *night* of the living *dead*, like a viper *bite* in a spider *web*.
Do you ever feel like plastic bag?
Duh duh duh DUH DA, DUH DUH DUH *DUH* DA
Marjorie sits by the shore of the lake unaware fades to west
unaware *as the sun fades to west
Young man, I’m from Virginia, so watch your mouth!
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