Completely Out of Context Song Lyrics

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’m very good at integral and differential calculus.

[Dawn]

He said
She said
“We understand.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Headfirst into a political abyss!

[Dawn]

Wish we could turn back time

[Awkward Potato]

But you won’t relent

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Can we get back to politics?

[Awkward Potato]

Make the founding fathers roll over in their graves

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Honestly, it’s kinda draining.

[Masøn M.]

There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea…

[Awkward Potato]

AND NOW I JUST SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sir, you’ve been off in Paris for so long.

[Masøn M.]

After all, Miss, this is France…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Where have you been? Uhh… France.

[Awkward Potato]

Look at the tomato. Isn’t it sad? He can’t dance

[Masøn M.]

Shut up and dance
(…it’s so annoying that the ‘i’ is next to the ‘u’…)

[Awkward Potato]

I don’t dance…
(Hahahaha)

[Poulet Frit]

And we danced, out there on that empty bar room floor.

(I accidentally hit the i instead of the u all the time, mason. It makes for interesting conversations if you don’t catch it first)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Stole a key, took a car down town where the lost boys meet.

[Awkward Potato]

We’ll make money selling your hair

[Masøn M.]

Where is my hairbrush?

[Dwight D. Eisenhower]

In the letter I recieved from you two weeks ago, I noticed a comma in the middle of a phrase.

[Dawn]

Are you
Are you
Coming to the tree

[Dwight D. Eisenhower]

No I’m chasing what I want, and you know what? I learned that from you

[Awkward Potato]

I WANT CANDY

[Dwight D. Eisenhower]

I LIKE VEGETABLES

[Jeff Ross]

Bob und Larry laden alle ein

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Sweet does not belong with bitter, Violet.

[Awkward Potato]

I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

DADADADADAAAAA…
Whoops, that’s not out of context.

[the Purple Tomato]

Just keep swimming, Josiah.;)

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