Completely Out of Context Song Lyrics

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I’ll keep tossing rocks at your window

[Awkward Potato]

While I’m tap, tap, tapping on the glass

[Tingle]

Those great whites, they have big teeth

[Awkward Potato]

bABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

[Tingle]

It drives you crazy, getting old.

[DScott]

Moooommaaaa SHARK DO DO DODODO DO DOOO

[Tingle]

The men up on the news, they try to tell us all that we will lose

[Awkward Potato]

My parachute’s what got me
Safely to ground

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

If I had more wigs than I knew what to do with…

[Jeff Ross]

My name is Big Head Kid and I’m here to say
I’ve got unpopular opinions that’ll last for days

[Awkward Potato]

It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad.

[P.U.N]

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME…… OUR SHOULDERS TOUCHED….

[Awkward Potato]

We find our worth in giving birth and stuff

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I ‘ L L K E E P T H R O W I N G R O C K S A T Y O U R W I N D O W

[Awkward Potato]

Why is it that I just ate and now I have to poop?

[Jeff Ross]

The First Noel, the Angels did say
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay
In fields where they lay keeping their sheep
On a cold winter’s night that was so deep

[P.U.N]

I heard you told your friends that I’m just not your type. If that’s how you really feel then why’d you call last night. You say all I ever do is just control your life, how you gonna lie like that, how you gonna lie like that

[Awkward Potato]

For unto us a child is born
Unto us a son is given
And the government shall be upon his shoulders

[Verified Fangirl Darling (Shay)]

I SWEEEEEEEARRRRRR THERE’S A LOT OF VEGETABLES OUT THEEEEEEERE!!

(Why are there so many Owl City lines on here and why is this funny to me)

[Awkward Potato]

One day your future husband will sing a song to you, and I’m sure it’ll be real nice

[P.U.N]

How bout a payphone

[Awkward Potato]

Beep, beep, I’m a sheep

[P.U.N]

Joy joy joy… Ba ba ba

[DScott]

Don’t you listen to him Dan, He’s a devil not a man.

[Jeff Ross]

Where have all the staplers gone?
What happened to our paper clips?

[P.U.N]

Oh Santa I can’t wait for you to come

[Awkward Potato]

This was the reason for my birth, to be offended at the earth

[P.U.N]

Is he strong? Listen bud he’s got radioactive blood

[Jeff Ross]

If we all groove, we can make the whole earth shake.
Shout out to my saints; Go ahead and take a praise break!

[Awkward Potato]

I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face

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