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*Star Wars music*
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
(Thank you, potato.
Jeff…is right. Yep. Smart man.
*more Star Wars music*
Girls like you make guys like me wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring
(…dang I love that song)
A pleasant breeze flows by leaving a trail of dust
Dip my body in chocolate frosting
You mean HUNKules
I was scared of dentists and the dark
I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
(I’m laughing so hard right now)
(Why are people scared of the Dentist?)
(I’m more scared of the orthodontist…)
(I’m not scared of either, but I’m terrified of the dark)
(I’m less scared of the dark as I used to be… To be fair I don’t watch as many [cough any cough] horror movies as you, so…)
I get the Richter shakes from bad earthquakes and the orthodontist bill
(If anyone knows that song I will be so happy)
(I wasn’t scared of the orthodontist, just hated having my teeth worked on)
(I don’t know that song.)
(I’m probably scared of the dark now because of watching horror movies as a young child. But…horror movies now don’t scare me)
I’m sorry. The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Because she’s dead.
Tell me why?
I was a human, breathing and thinking
Eating and drinking, philosophizing
I was a human, before you killed me
And ripped my heart out, I knew what love was
Kill yourself, it’ll only take a minute
You’ll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
There’s really nothing to it
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid
(This is the full song for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro)
Man I wish I was her beer
And my niece is blowing bubbles in the yard. Think about it.
I want whatever she’s got…
Counselors are people
Who make lots of money
I said wait ’til I get my money right
Then you can’t tell me nothin’, right?
Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me!
I’m so stiff, so stressed, need someone to rub my neck. Oh yeah! That’s the spot. I like the way you work my muscle knots.
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