Completely Out of Context Song Lyrics

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*Star Wars music*
(Heh, yes.)

[Awkward Potato]

To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
(It’s AUTOTUUUUNE)

[Poulet Frit]

(Thank you, potato.
Jeff…is right. Yep. Smart man.
Auuuttoooottunnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*more Star Wars music*
(Hmm… autotune?)

[Poulet Frit]

Girls like you make guys like me wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring

(…dang I love that song)

[Dawn]

A pleasant breeze flows by leaving a trail of dust

[Awkward Potato]

Dip my body in chocolate frosting

[Poulet Frit]

You mean HUNKules

[Poulet Frit]

I was scared of dentists and the dark
I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations

[Masøn M.]

(My life…)

[Poulet Frit]

(I’m laughing so hard right now)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(Why are people scared of the Dentist?)

[Masøn M.]

(I’m more scared of the orthodontist…)

[Poulet Frit]

(I’m not scared of either, but I’m terrified of the dark)

[Masøn M.]

(I’m less scared of the dark as I used to be… To be fair I don’t watch as many [cough any cough] horror movies as you, so…)

[Awkward Potato]

I get the Richter shakes from bad earthquakes and the orthodontist bill
(If anyone knows that song I will be so happy)
(I wasn’t scared of the orthodontist, just hated having my teeth worked on)

[Poulet Frit]

(I don’t know that song.)
(I’m probably scared of the dark now because of watching horror movies as a young child. But…horror movies now don’t scare me)

[Poulet Frit]

I’m sorry. The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Because she’s dead.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Tell me why?

[Poulet Frit]

I was a human, breathing and thinking
Eating and drinking, philosophizing
I was a human, before you killed me
And ripped my heart out, I knew what love was

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Kill yourself, it’ll only take a minute
You’ll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
There’s really nothing to it
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid

[Poulet Frit]

(Welp…that’s dark)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(This is the full song for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro)

[Poulet Frit]

Man I wish I was her beer

[Manalive Smith]

And my niece is blowing bubbles in the yard. Think about it.

[Masøn M.]

I want whatever she’s got…

[Awkward Potato]

Counselors are people
Who make lots of money

[Poulet Frit]

I said wait ’til I get my money right
Then you can’t tell me nothin’, right?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Don’t modulate the key then not debate with me!

[Poulet Frit]

I’m so stiff, so stressed, need someone to rub my neck. Oh yeah! That’s the spot. I like the way you work my muscle knots.

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