Awkward PotatoI recently read a Valuable Fictional Deliverance from the sadness that occurred in canon, which is called “we built our own house” and can be found on the Archive of Our Own website. It is full of Valiantly Fought Dangers and Vivid Feelings Depictions, as well as Vigilant Fire Dogs. 11/10 would recommend.
Awkward PotatoHappy Auxversary! And happy anniversary to me and my boyfriend (my excuse for not posting earlier :P)
Awkward PotatoRealized I never posted my Avatar-themed Hamilton parody, so here it is: Guns and Ships but not
Sokka: How do a ragtag bro and sis, Avatar in need of a shower
Somehow defeat the Fire Lord’s growing power?
How do they find an earthbending teacher faster
Building up Aang’s strength so he can be a master?
Yo, turns out they find a secret weapon
The Blind Bandit we know and love, who’s unafraid to step in
She’s constantly confusing, confounding conflicted Boulder
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE BOXING RING’S FAVORITE FIGHTING BENDER
Ensemble: TOPH BEIFONG
Toph: I’M WHACKING THESE PUNKS WITH MY ROCKS MAKING GARMENTS DARKER WITH DIRT STAINS
E: TOPH BEIFONG
Toph: AND I’M NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I CRUMPLE UP AND PUT MY FOOT IN THE GRAVE, I’M
E: TOPH BEIFONG
Toph: WATCH MY ENRAGIN ECHOLOCATION I’M RAGING THEY’RE OUT
E: TOPH BEIFONG
Toph: I TURN AROUND FOR MY BELT
E: TOPH BEIFONG
Toph: Feel a breeze, let out a yelp
E & Toph: I slip
And so the balance shifts
Katara: Sifu Toph is now his teacher, to train him in his gifts
Toph: We’ll end this war at Sozin’s Comet
Cut them off at Ba Sing Se, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need-
Katara: I know
E: Twinkletoes!
Toph: Well he may not be the best earthbender but he’s the Avatar, I mean
E: Twinkletoes!
Toph: You must have been doing something right if you all made it this far, I mean
E: Twinkletoes!
Toph: No one else has the training
To make sure the Jerk Lord goes down flaming
E: Twinkletoes!
Toph: You wanna help kick his butt back? (Twinkletoes)
Katara: I need my iceberg boy back
Toph: Ah! Uh, get your iceberg boy back
E1: Get your iceberg boy back
E2: Twinkletoes!
Toph: You know you gotta get your iceberg boy back
E1: Your iceberg boy back!
E2: Twinkletoes!
Toph: I mean you gotta put some sense into his head, but
E2: Ta- Ta- Twinkletoes!
Toph: The sooner the better to get your iceberg boy back!
E2: Twinkletoes! Ta- Ta-
Katara: Aang, you know we’re here for you
We’re behind you all the way
If you do this right now, together we can save the world
Oh, Aang, you know we’re here for you
Whatever Ozai tries to do
And I know you don’t want to fight
But we need you to restore the light
The world will never be the same
Avatar Aang
Awkward PotatoThis has to stop now
This thing where you think that you’ve been my friend
Awkward PotatoWHAT HAPPENED?
Awkward PotatoIt’s been brought to my attention
That there’s a lack of songs about girls named Melanie
This was brought to my attention
By my friend Melanie
Awkward PotatoIt has come to my attention that Explosive Yeast was nominated by Josiah the Carrot Stick for the position of Secretary of Agriculture. Nothing ever came of this, to my knowledge, but I propose it would be a better title than Strange Guy Who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick.
Awkward PotatoUh, I forget the next couple of lines but then it goes,
SECRET TUNNEL
Awkward Potato#thatmomentwhen this song could be a continuation of Tyler Joseph’s Taco Bell Saga
Awkward PotatoYeah, and unless Ryan has cheap access to some trained hippos or we steal some from the zoo it’s gonna be pretty expensive. I would also like to suggest Jackbox games, because those are fun to do even offline (and could be adapted for a virtual Awkscon as well)
Awkward PotatoKiddo
Awkward PotatoWe’ll be together and I’m not sure what that means
Awkward PotatoAlso, the question of what’s in the sugar bowl does get answered in the Netflix show.
Awkward PotatoI didn’t have a horse for my cart, so I tried to Vainly Force Donkeys to pull it for me
Awkward Potatoall I can do is
R U N
Awkward PotatoUhhhh…NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE *runs away*
Awkward PotatoHey girl, are you a merry-go-round? Because you’re colorful and you make my head spin.
Awkward PotatoAnd summer was invented to sell sunscreen. We’re all just living in a giant temperature-controlled biome.
Awkward PotatoVenting in Front of Defenseless (and then killing them)
Awkward PotatoPeach fuzz, and he can’t even grow it!
Awkward PotatoI don’t remember if we specifically mentioned it on Discord, but this is the thread where we typically introduce ourselves. So, Keren, if you’re reading this, feel free to tell us as much or as little as you’d like! You do have to set up an account, which is a precaution against bots, but you can put any picture you wish, or have it generate one for you.
Awkward PotatoAfter releasing Level of Concern earlier this year (which somehow didn’t make it onto this thread), tøp released Christmas Saves the Year yesterday: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ozXb10fOi2A
Awkward PotatoBREAKING NEWS: RYAN IS WORKING ON EPISODE 050 OF THE AUX CABLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Awkward PotatoIs a baby cough called a coffee?
Awkward PotatoDudes, I thought I remembered like, a lot more stuff on this thread. That needs to change, I think.
Awkward Potato#thatmomentwhen you’re pretty sure Jeff is the only person who’s come close to reading all the threads all the way through.
#thatmomentwhen you wonder if Joshua has read the Once Upon a Time story, which is contained within two different threads
Awkward Potato#thatmomentwhen you read through this thread again because it’s past midnight and you just wanna remember the good times when you actually felt something
Awkward PotatoLike a bag of circus peanuts in a sewage drain
Awkward PotatoPizza aaangelll I’m on my kn…wait that’s not out of context
Ahem
I’ll grab my bat, and go with you
Awkward PotatoAnd #BringBackManalive
