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    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Great. I’m a regular Calvin Coolidge.

    #32353
    Dawn
    Guest

    In the story game, TOPHAT stands for “Tenacious Objective Prominent Association of Timelords”

    #32354
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Ah, I forgot about that.

    #33289
    DScott
    Participant

    Cartoons are made bad on purpose to merely fill blocks. That way, everyone will be talking about the cartoons that are good, which will lead to wild merchandise sales.

    #33290
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hm, that seems plausible.

    #34091
    Brooke AC
    Guest

    The game of life

    #34593
    Tingle
    Guest

    Or Monopoly.

    #40807
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    So there were once some jailbirds who illegally gained access to movies online for no reason whatsoever…

    But hey, that’s just a theory. A pointless cons’ piracy theory.

    #40847
    Josiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Well played.

    #44924
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Thank you! πŸ™‚

    #49895
    DScott
    Participant

    Winter was invented by lotion companies to sell hand moisturizer.

    #49916
    Awkward Potato
    Participant

    And summer was invented to sell sunscreen. We’re all just living in a giant temperature-controlled biome.

    #49922
    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    I suppose that such a biome is in a shape that doesn’t have any edges or corners, so it does fit the definition of a pointless conspiracy theory.

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