Pointless Conspiracy Theories

[DScott]

Sounds like fun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hm, indeed.

[DScott]

I hope it all works out.

[Poulet Frit]

But life continues. It has its better moments and its terrible moments. The bad stuff just makes the good stuff shine brighter.

[Poulet Frit]

Thank you, Franklin and carrot.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The shadow proves the sunshine.
…what did I do?

[Poulet Frit]

…idk. you’re here tho.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Alrighty.

[Poulet Frit]

I’m sorry if I sounded complainy…I don’t enjoy sounding like that

[DScott]

I didn’t think so.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Eh, you’re fine.

[Poulet Frit]

Ok, cool.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Better to get it out in small doses than to let it boil into a pudding in your brain and explode sometime.

Because you definitely make puddings by boiling them.

[Poulet Frit]

Thank you

Totally how you make pudding.

(Note: don’t make pudding with almond milk or heavy cream….bad things happen)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Noted.

[Poulet Frit]

Boiling hot pudding sounds awful.

(Fun fact: pudding was the first word I learned how to spell. “P-U-d-d-i-n-g”) (you say it while holding your nose like you smelled something stinky) (yes, I’m still sleep deprived)

[DScott]

Josiah, you’re full of unique proverbs, aren’t you?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

More like I’m full of random song references and occasionally something else.

[DScott]

I’m not full of anything. I haven’t eaten in five minutes.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh wait, me too. Hang on while I go find some ice cream.

[Poulet Frit]

I want ice cream, but instead I have to go to bed so I can get up at 6 to go to the dentist………fuuuunnnnnnnnnn…they are gonna tell me I should floss more often.

[Poulet Frit]

Goodnight, yall!!

[DScott]

Goodnight Kristen.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Goodnight!

[DScott]

Did you get your Ice Cream?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

I did!

[DScott]

I might get popcorn.

[DScott]

Goodnight.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Goodnight! To bed I must go…

[Awkward Potato]

Awww I missed the whole conversation! Franklin, if you’re still here, hi! Goodnight to anyone who has gone to bed already. Cause that totally makes sense. I’m tired, okay?

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