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  • #10198
    Avatarriseofthekumquat
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    The keyboard/piano part of Migraine by Twenty-One Pilots is eerily similar to the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song (specifically, the rhythms are almost identical). I thought that it was purely coincidental until I heard these lyrics in Screen:

    “Look out below crashing down to the ground just like a vertical locomotive
    That’s a train, am I painting the picture that’s in my brain?
    A train from the sky, locomotive, my motives are insane”

    A train falling from the sky? That’s an oddly specific vision to put into a song for three straight lines. Are they trying to tell us something about Thomas The Tank Engine? Falling from the sky, like a fallen angel, like a demon….

    What are they trying to tell us?

    What are they trying to warn us about?

    #10200
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    O.o

    #12256
    AvatarMadeline Hoppenstedt
    Guest

    This might sound weird but here it is:
    Luke Skywalker isn’t in the Last Jedi, AND there will be more Jedi in the future movies.
    First, The real Luke, Mark Hamil, was only in the trailer, to pull you in so Disney can get your money, and there is really a cheap imitation actor. Mark did some footage, then quit when he found out the name was basically the Disney equivilent of click bait, so they just used his already filmed scenes in the trailer.
    Second, Disney would get rid of the Jedi! There is so much money in Jedi merch and movies that they would never actually make the Jedi go extinct. All the lies is why Hamill quit.

    #12258
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Umm.. welcome to the forum?

    #12265
    AvatarGangsta Carrot
    Guest

    That probably sounded rude. It was not intended to be so.

    #12456
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Cats secretly rule the world.

    #12457
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Or maybe that’s just what the dolphins want you to think.

    #12471
    AvatarGangsta Carrot
    Guest

    Probably the latter.

    #13848
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Franklin is Wifi.

    #13849
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    Shhhh …

    #13850
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Whoopsy. I forgot that I was sworn to secrecy… my bad.

    #13860
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    This is just like that one episode of Doctor Who. The one with Clara and the flying motorcycle.

    #13886
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Just like that.

    #13892
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    Theory – Donald Trump is actually a teletubbie… Wait… This sounds familiar…

    #13894
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Never heard that one before.

    #13939
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    Guys I had the BEST conspiracy theory featuring the FACES…but then it fell through and I’m thoroughly depressed

    #13944
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    Could you share it anyway?

    #13947
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    I sent it to questions@auxcableshow.com….from the website. I don’t have a copy of it, and I don’t actually remember all of it, since I wrote it while I had a fever. Which definitely doesn’t detract from it…at all…

    #13950
    AvatarManalive Smith
    Guest

    What if Kumquat set up this thread, because he is the Illuminati and he wants to know how much we’ve figured out. He gave up the Thomas Conspiracy to gain our trust.

    #13955
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Hmm…

    #17882
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    vague conspiracy: someone….or something… is trying very hard to mix my replies into the swirl of comments in the not forum.

    #17886
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    I’m not doing anything suspicious.. Really!

    #17890
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    I’m not convinced that it is only your doing…something else is behind this..

    #17896
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    Now open the sealed door and send the Evil Incarnation of Darkness into the void of the Evil Realm!!

    #28305
    AvatarDawn
    Guest

    Mathematical data for all the pointless conspiracy theories you could ask for.

    #28306
    AvatarDawn
    Guest
    #28309
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    What on earth?

    #28310
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    Expensive headphones, while sometimes more durable, don’t provide superior sound quality, but in fact make inaudible frequencies that make the user think it’s better. Popular music also has subliminal messages compelling the listener’s to purchase said listening devices.

    #28311
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    No. It can’t be. FRANKLIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    #28312
    AvatarDScott
    Participant

    Maybe.

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