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The keyboard/piano part of Migraine by Twenty-One Pilots is eerily similar to the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song (specifically, the rhythms are almost identical). I thought that it was purely coincidental until I heard these lyrics in Screen:
“Look out below crashing down to the ground just like a vertical locomotive
That’s a train, am I painting the picture that’s in my brain?
A train from the sky, locomotive, my motives are insane”
A train falling from the sky? That’s an oddly specific vision to put into a song for three straight lines. Are they trying to tell us something about Thomas The Tank Engine? Falling from the sky, like a fallen angel, like a demon….
What are they trying to tell us?
What are they trying to warn us about?
This might sound weird but here it is:
Luke Skywalker isn’t in the Last Jedi, AND there will be more Jedi in the future movies.
First, The real Luke, Mark Hamil, was only in the trailer, to pull you in so Disney can get your money, and there is really a cheap imitation actor. Mark did some footage, then quit when he found out the name was basically the Disney equivilent of click bait, so they just used his already filmed scenes in the trailer.
Second, Disney would get rid of the Jedi! There is so much money in Jedi merch and movies that they would never actually make the Jedi go extinct. All the lies is why Hamill quit.
Umm.. welcome to the forum?
That probably sounded rude. It was not intended to be so.
Cats secretly rule the world.
Or maybe that’s just what the dolphins want you to think.
Probably the latter.
Franklin is Wifi.
Whoopsy. I forgot that I was sworn to secrecy… my bad.
This is just like that one episode of Doctor Who. The one with Clara and the flying motorcycle.
Just like that.
Theory – Donald Trump is actually a teletubbie… Wait… This sounds familiar…
Never heard that one before.
Guys I had the BEST conspiracy theory featuring the FACES…but then it fell through and I’m thoroughly depressed
Could you share it anyway?
I sent it to firstname.lastname@example.org….from the website. I don’t have a copy of it, and I don’t actually remember all of it, since I wrote it while I had a fever. Which definitely doesn’t detract from it…at all…
What if Kumquat set up this thread, because he is the Illuminati and he wants to know how much we’ve figured out. He gave up the Thomas Conspiracy to gain our trust.
vague conspiracy: someone….or something… is trying very hard to mix my replies into the swirl of comments in the not forum.
I’m not doing anything suspicious.. Really!
I’m not convinced that it is only your doing…something else is behind this..
Now open the sealed door and send the Evil Incarnation of Darkness into the void of the Evil Realm!!
Mathematical data for all the pointless conspiracy theories you could ask for.
What on earth?
Expensive headphones, while sometimes more durable, don’t provide superior sound quality, but in fact make inaudible frequencies that make the user think it’s better. Popular music also has subliminal messages compelling the listener’s to purchase said listening devices.
No. It can’t be. FRANKLIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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