(It took about five tries to get that post to register. The “&” symbol that I had in Dawn’s titles wasn’t registering properly after I edited the message once, so I eventually had to replace it with the word “and”.)
This is an official invitation for Franklin and Shay to each apply to T.O.P.H.A.T. and propose a title of his or her desire. Comment #41852 on page 19 of this thread lists the current T.O.P.H.A.T. roster and titles, and I am more than willing (in my role as the H.O.W.D.A.R.E.Y.O.U.) to propose additional title suggestions upon request.
Not only is it a unique branch of the military that only two nations have ever had (Russian and soon the USA), but with your vast Star Wars expertise, I see the title as a pun as well, which means that the role may include more than just military strategy.
I accept the invitation. I have been suggested Court Jester, and Official Spokesman as titles. Public Relations could be a possibility, but I’m terrible at lying *cough*. I could take the title of Default Editor.
I could always take up the position of Ambassador to Nonhuman Entities if there is no one in this portion already… And of course the title could be ammendes; “Nonhuman Species” is certainly an option as well, though I feel like there should be something to distinguish my role as ambassador to the specifically contious, independent beings of the universe, and not necessarily including the turtles I often save from certain smushing on our country road.
Everyone else’s ideas are fantastic as well! I shall certainly continue to consider all of these options in order to make the most informed choice. 🙂