Parodies that aren't necessarily relating to the Aux Cable

Parodies that aren't necessarily relating to the Aux Cable

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  • #23906

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Woop.

    #23908

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Video’s up hallelujah
    Video’s up hallelujah
    Video’s up hallelujah
    ‘Cause upload funk gonna give it to you
    ‘Cause upload funk gonna give it to you
    Saturday night we’re on Youtube
    Don’t believe me just watch

    #23911

    Awkward Potato

    Hahaha! I like it.

    #23913

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Thank you!

    #33949

    Brooke AC

    You

    #34466

    Tingle

    Well swim

    #34740

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    It’s election day, bro
    With the referendum polls
    5 mil voting all at once, never been done before.

    #35294

    Awkward Potato

    This has nothing to do with the ACS, I was just randomly inspired to write it. Enjoy…or don’t. Whichever.

    Semi-Diabetic

    The floor breaks under me
    My girth grows, insanity
    Taking the only health I’ve known
    They say I’ll die
    But I say nope

    I never eat what I don’t like
    I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
    I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
    Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
    Inside

    The horrors of the kale fade away
    Under the smell of popcorn in my face
    Then I move on
    My shadow grows wider along with my waist
    As I keep on searching for more things to taste
    When the food is coming, my heart swells
    When the waiter comes I have to tell
    Them thanks so much, I love my lunch
    And then I’ll go eat my heart away

    I never eat what I don’t like
    I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
    I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
    Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
    Inside my stomach

    (Do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do
    Do do do, do, do, do do do
    Do, do, do) x2

    I’m semi-diabetic
    My cholesterol pathetic
    But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast on
    I’m semi-diabetic
    My cholesterol pathetic
    But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast yeah yeah yeah
    I’m semi-diabetic
    My cholesterol pathetic
    But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast onnn
    I’m semi-diabetic
    My cholesterol pathetic
    But I’ll feast on, yeah I’ll feast onnnnn

    By the time the food is gone
    Plates empty, and tabs are paid
    I will rise and then fall down
    Waiting for my legs to work

    I never eat what I don’t like
    I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
    I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
    Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
    Inside

    I never eat what I don’t like
    I’m double-chinned and I’m too big to hide
    I kinda like to always eat deep-fried
    Cause I’m not filled up, I’m not filled up
    Inside my stomach

    (Do, do, do, do do do, do, do, do
    Do do do, do, do, do do do
    Do, do, do) x2

    #35296

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    That… that is beautiful… I’m crying…

    #35297

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Excellent, that turned out rather well.

    #35308

    Awkward Potato

    Thanks guys 🙂

    #35309

    Dawn

    wait what is that parodying?

    #35310

    Awkward Potato

    Semi-Automatic by twenty one pilots

    #35424

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Sweet tea is made from leaves
    Who am I to disagree?
    I travelled the world and the seven seas
    Everybody’s looking for some-tea-ing.

    #35426

    Poulet Frit
    Participant

    I approve

    #35427

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    (Psst, what song is that?)

    #35428

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Sweet Dreams by… Eu… Euthl…. I don’t know how to spell or say it… I could look it up… I’ll do that…

    #35429

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Eurythmics

    #35430

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.

    #35431

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    It’s an 80’s song. It’s… Interesting…

    #35432

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Cool.

    #35480

    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    I like how Masøn managed to put a pun into his parody verse. #NextLevel

    #42220

    Milk Monster
    Participant

    milk

    #42247

    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    It’s spoiled.

    #42493

    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    In the F.A.C.E. Skype chat, we recently talked about the creepiness of Skype potentially being able to make calls on its own, just like Google Assistant has been demonstrated to be capable of. As a result, I wrote this parody of “God is Bigger Than the Boogie Man” from VeggieTales:

    “You were lying in your bed,
    You were feeling kind-of sleepy,
    But you couldn’t close your eyes because your Skype was acting creepy.”
    “Were those eyeballs on your display?”
    Was that a human voice you heard?
    “There was something very scary about every single word…”
    “Now your heart is beating like a drum,
    Your skin is getting clammy,
    There’s a 100 calls a-coming, and it’s feeling rather spammy!”

    “What are you going to do?”
    “I’m going to call tech support.”
    “No, you don’t need to do anything.”
    “What? Why?”
    “Because…
    God is bigger than the Skype AI
    He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
    Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
    And He’s watching out for you and me.

    Get it?”
    “Um…, well…, I…, hmm…, well, no.”
    “Oh.”

    [After the instructional interlude…]

    “Ah, I get it!

    So when I’m lying in my bed,
    And the Skype AI starts creeping,
    I’ll just laugh and say “HEY CUT THAT OUT” and get back to my sleeping
    ‘Cause I know that God’s the biggest
    And He’s watching all the while
    So if I get scared, I’ll think of Him and close my Skype and smile! 😀 ”

    God is bigger than the Skype AI
    He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
    Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
    And He’s watching out for you and me.

    “So are you frightened?”
    “No, not really.”
    “Are you worried?”
    “Not a bit;
    I know whatever’s gonna happen, that God can handle it.”
    “I’m sorry that I scared you when I called robotically”
    “Well, that’s okay; I turned you off and God is taking care of me!”

    God is bigger than the Skype AI
    He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
    Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
    And He’s watching out for you and me.

    “One more time!”

    God is bigger than the Skype AI
    He’s bigger than programmers or the bots that they release
    Oh, God is bigger than the Skype AI
    And He’s watching out for you and me.
    He’s watching out for you and me.
    “Watching, watching, watching…”
    “…Out for you and me! Yeah!”

    #42732

    Awkward Potato

    In honor of the new twenty one pilots music, here’s a parody of Jumpsuit.

    (Cover me)

    I can’t believe how much I hate
    Pressures of a new plan roll my way
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me

    I need insurance, I can’t wait
    Pressures of a new plan roll my way
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me

    Agents at my door, friend or foe
    Used it in my youth, need it when I’m old
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me
    I’m using my (State Farm, cover me)

    I can’t believe how much I hate
    Pressures of a new plan roll my way
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me

    I will take care
    But you’ll have to tell me which tax form I should prepare
    If you need anyone
    I’ll switch my plan
    But you’ll have to hunt me down and wipe my records clean
    If you need anyone

    I will take care
    But you’ll have to tell me which tax form I should prepare
    (If you need anyone) If you need anyone
    (If you need anyone) If you need anyone
    (If you need anyone) if you need anyone

    I can’t believe how much I hate
    Pressures of a new plan roll my way
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me
    Oh, State Farm, State Farm, cover me! Oh!

    State Farm, State Farm, cover me!
    State Farm, State Farm, cover me!

    #42734

    Tingle

    This is phenomenal.

    #42735

    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    This parody can be best described as “State (Farm) of the Art”.

    #44492

    Awkward Potato
    Participant

    Should I post my (ironically unfinished) parody of Guns For Hands that’s about procrastinating?

    #44493

    Jeff Ross
    Participant

    Nah, you can post it later.

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