Breaking: So, Ryan reached his wanted amount to open up a PO Box… However times have changed… Will he open a box, or will he use that money to eat, that is the question…
“Because,” Superchris said, his voice booming, “we are friends on Facebook.”
“The only thing that could make this better would be—” *Franklin Appears, followed by Manalive and Explosive Yeast* “Those guys!” Mason said, mildly hyperventilating…
“Uhh, sorry guys, hate to interrupt, but… This is like the AuxCon that’s never happened,” Mason said, regaining consciousness after unleashing all his ping-pong power upon the doctor.
“Woah, where did Matthew come from!?” said Dawn. “This whole thing is confuzzling my brain.”
“But how could you bypass the Carrot Force that has kept Josiah safe for hundreds of years?” yelled Brooke.
“B…. But how?… How did you… Why…” Brooke stammered.
Dawn was utterly confused, but Brooke’s eyes slowly began to open wide, a look of fear and worry crossing her face.
“Do not be afraid, Dawn,” they both said in a monotone voice.
(I have not been counting multiple sentences in quotes… It’d just be too hard)
Riding on Brooke’s shoulder was Olly the Octopus, the Doctor’s fierce nemesis…
The question is: Could being invisible for 15 minutes save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Considering I lived in California for 10 years, I hate beaches… A lot… There is just nothing appealing about them at all to me…
Originally by Elvis, but had this one in my mind…
“What is this sorcery!” Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy yelled, continuously getting pelted by the balls.
To the dear Not-Forum community –
Wise men say
We are fools for posting here
But I can’t help making some puns with you
Shall I stay?
I’m behind on school.
But I can’t help making some puns with you
Like a Ryan moves
Surely to Cali
FACEs, so it goes
Somethings are meant to be
Take my song
Take this whole thank you
Cause I can’t help making some puns with you
Cause I can’t help making some puns with you
Cause I can’t help making some puns with you
*Josh Starts Clapping*
———-Ty-Jo Version In Mind———-
Seriously though, this community… These people… It’s just so great here… And… I don’t know, I just love it… Thank you…
In the distance, the faint tune of “Never Gonna Give You Up” could be heard.
All of a sudden, ping-pong balls started flying into the warehouse, starting slow but getting faster and faster, just like Harry’s Hogwarts letter in The Sorcerer’s Stone…
Yeah… I kinda wanna start a YouTube channel, but I don’t really know what I’d do… And I’m only funny when there’s context, it is so hard for me to be funny on my own, to be honest… And I can’t sing or anything, so I certainly wouldn’t record those songs…
So THAT’S why Kumquat subbed to me… Because Josiah was stalking me… Make sense lol
#thatmomentwhen One potato appears, another Carrot disappears…
(Well, since I had the last sentence of the story someone else must continue it, otherwise it’s unfair)
(I just assumed, since there was no line saying that Josiah had reached the warehouse, nor had he also been tied up in a chair… I was just confused… lol)
(Oh, I see. It doesn’t really change the story… Continue)
(Don’t you mean Jonathon wondered? I’m assuming you do, sooo…)
Mason was currently playing ping-pong, but he was holding the paddle with his toes and singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” at the same time.
Unfortuantely, the Carrot Force was being manipulated by the evil Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy, leading Josiah directly into a trap.
#thatmomentwhen we don’t simply listen to the Aux Cable…
#thatmomentwhen you welcome Cassidy and hope that they enjoy their stay here… Because once you come you can never leave… Welcome to the cul— errr, I mean… Fan-Club-Face-Munity… Totally wasn’t gonna say cult…
I just recently watched Kubo… Claymation scares me…
It’s like a company branch… TOPHAT is the overall owner, almost like Coca-Cola owning a stupid amount of stuff, or Disney owning Marvel and Star Wars…