The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[Awkward Potato]

“No!” Brooke gasped in horror, Olly nearly falling off her shoulder as Brooke was knocked to the ground by a blast from Chris’s ray gun.

[Poulet Frit]

Everyone gasps, for superchris is secretly working with Kristen.

[Awkward Potato]

“But…how? Why?” Mason said in shock.

[Masøn M.]

“Because,” Superchris said, his voice booming, “we are friends on Facebook.”

[DScott]

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” exclaimed Manalive Smith.

[Poulet Frit]

Dawn grabs some popcorn out of thin air, because this is getting good.

[Awkward Potato]

Just when it seemed things couldn’t get any more confusing, Ryan the pun king of YouTube fell through the roof, screaming, “Sorry the episode’s late, everyone! It’s Matt’s fault!”

[Poulet Frit]

“Sure, blame the Canadian!” Matt yells in protest while breaking down a wall.

[Awkward Potato]

There were now only three walls left, no roof, and the temperature outside was not exactly shorts weather…

[Poulet Frit]

“Good thing I’m not technically there,” Kristen says, still using Josiah and Jonathan as megaphones.

[riseofthekumquat]

Kumquat (not Troy Wullbrandt, but an actual Kumquat) let out an unholy wail and began pulsating with energy, quickly growing in size.

[Poulet Frit]

Kristen is again grateful that she is not actually there.

[Masøn M.]

Out of the kumquat crawled a boy named James, a spider, a ladybug, and a grasshopper among other things.

[Poulet Frit]

“What even,” Josiah and Jonathan say in unison.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It was then that Josiah snapped out of his trance and asked how in the world Ryan fell through the roof while he was on the floor, having been knocked out by toxin.

[DScott]

Franklin wisely came to the conclusion that it would be wise to grab a taxi and vamoose.

[Poulet Frit]

“What about my POWER?” yelled the doctor.

[DScott]

Kristen, in a maniacal tone retorted “It’s MINE now Doctor!”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Oh, really?” Josiah said as he, with the help of Watermelon, wrenched open a closet door to reveal Kristen.

[Poulet Frit]

Dawn continues to eat her popcorn.

[Poulet Frit]

“You’ve found me,” Kristen scoffed, “I hope you feel proud, Josiah. GET HIM, CHRIS!!”

[Poulet Frit]

(nooooooo I messed up and went out of turn!!!)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It was then that Ryan revealed that he was not working for for Autopilot, he was actually working for Aperture, and he had surreptitiously used a portal gun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah proceeded to stun Chris with a copy of Zelda’s Adventure.

[Poulet Frit]

But Chris was able to get back up and help Kristen escape.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Fortunately, Franklin was waiting outside and stopped them with his after effects powers.

[Poulet Frit]

Brooke runs to help Chris and Kristen.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah pulls out his Antikristentranceinator and shoots Brooke and Chris.

[Poulet Frit]

Chris wasn’t in a trance, so he is still on Kristen’s side, Brooke, on the other hand, tackles Kristen.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Dawn starts laughing, and chokes on her popcorn.

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