The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[Poulet Frit]

“I don’t like Arkansas,” kristen, kristin, kristyn, kriston, and kristan all muttered. “We got family there.”
(I hope I didn’t leave any of the siblings out)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Bill Clinton is from Arkansas, too,” Josiah unhelpfully said.

[Manalive Smith]

“Don’t worry, I don’t feel too left out.” said Kristun.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“I feel left out,” Matthew’s [insert color here] Ranger sibling said.

[Is]

[Yellow]

[Gangsta Carrot]

“Thank you,” Josiah said, breaking the remaining wall of the warehouse.

[Manalive Smith]

“Well. Now what?” said the blue power ranger with inexplicably purple hair.

[Gangsta Carrot]

“I have no idea,” the thrift store lady from that one Odyssey episode said.

[Manalive Smith]

(It’s been nine days soooooo….)

[Manalive Smith]

And they all lived happily ever after?

[Poulet Frit]

Until the nuclear bomb dropped from the sky.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Fortunately, it was intercepted by the buffest man on the planet, Mason.

[Awkward Potato]

Thanks to his incredible ping pong skillz, Mason deflected the bomb and sent it spiraling straight into the pit of despair.

[Dawn]

Dawn found herself in an episode of the Middle as she forgot her sister at a Chick-Fil-A.

[Manalive Smith]

And then everyone (except Dawn’s sister) lived happily ever after?

[Poulet Frit]

And Kristen drifted off into a deep, deep sleep

[Masøn M.]

Narrator – You see, this is the way everyone wished it had happened, but it was not, in fact, this was Mason’s fantasy about how he wished it’d happened, for he was rather thin and scrawny, far from the Mason that ping-ponged his way to saving the world…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So he went to the store and bought chocolate milk.

[Manalive Smith]

He thought it was delicious, but then Kristen came out of nowhere and slapped it out of his hand; milk sprayed everywhere.

[Poulet Frit]

“No milk for you!!” She screamed. (Somehow she woke up from that deep sleep)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah dove through the air, barely catching the milk jug, but slamming his face on the ground.

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

But although Josiah miraculously caught the milk jug, the lid had been removed, causing an extremely dairy drenched Josiah to appear.

[Manalive Smith]

“It is precious.” He yelled as butterflies streamed past the window. “The cows are going extinct.”

[Manalive Smith]

(Good sentence, Madeline).

[Masøn M.]

“Actually Josiah,” said Mason, “that’s a common misconception. The cows aren’t going extinct, but ever since America became a stateless society the dairy economy has tanked, causing the farmers to go out of business… which in turn means the cows die, so I guess you’re partially correct…”

(Yes, this just became a dystopian universe… Dystopian novels are almost always my fav)

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

“Then there is only one thing we can do.”

[Madeline hoppenstedt]

(Thanks Manalive! I’ve taken some writing classes)

[Manalive Smith]

“Make dairy free muffins.”

[Poulet Frit]

“Out of the flesh of Ryan’s enemies”

[Poulet Frit]

(Our inside jokes might scare madeline)

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