The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[Manalive Smith]

“Oh, that’s where I put the pit of despair! I’d been wondering what happened to that.” proclaimed Nicholas Doofenshmirtz.

[Jellyfishflower]

MY PUPPY JUST DIED!!!!!! Noooo!!!

[Masøn M.]

“This story is almost as inspirational as tall grass,” said Jishwa.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The Power Rangers then removed their helmets to reveal that they were actually Matthew’s mysterious siblings that we know almost nothing about.

[Manalive Smith]

(Whoa! Plot twist.)

[Dawn]

(Guys, I’ve killed everyone twice now. How is this still alive? Why is there still stuff happening?)

AND THEN THE WORLD ENDED.

[Manalive Smith]

The world in question was Disney world, and when it closed down Mason and all the Kristens froze in position as they disconnected from real time and lost the will to live.

[Dawn]

But Kirsten, the truly evil side of Kristen, still roamed the earth, looking for the perfect time for REVENGE.

[unfortunately]

Brooke, mourning over the end of Disney World, threw herself into almost-isolation in East Asia, with only the company of Klimpaloon, the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas.

[Manalive Smith]

Klimpaloon as always, was good company.

[Manalive Smith]

Brooke is tired.
Brooke is hurt.
Butterflies destroyed Phineas and Ferb,
But she will learn
and learn too soon
that she should never have trusted Klimpaloon.

[Poulet Frit]

Nothing can destroy Disney world, as Disney owns the world.

[Brooke AC]

(DON’T DO THIS TO ME, MANALIVE SMITH)

[Masøn M.]

As it turned out, though, Mason misheard the information and thought DisneyLAND had closed down, and since he’d never been to Disney World he didn’t really care, so he felt life once again returning to his bones…

[Masøn M.]

(10/10 Song Manalive)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah started eating a carrot.

[Manalive Smith]

Josiah finished eat the carrot, and the story continued.

[Manalive Smith]

*eating

[Jellyfishflower]

Josiah ate another carrot and threw it against the wall

[Mason M.]

After everyone in the story so far took a small break and listened to episode 30 of the Aux Cable together, Mason realized that Ryan had blown his cover and had revealed that the reason Mason’s ping-pong skillz were so incredible and that he could grow wings (did that ever actually happen?… It happened in my mind… Oh well…) was because Mason was, in fact, a literal wizard…

[Mason M.]

(That’s a run on sentence if I’ve ever seen one… It’s almost as bad as all of Paul’s letters to the churches lol)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Mason was a wizard, because he was from Washington.

[Manalive Smith]

He also owned a Wizarding Wallaby while in Washington.

[riseofthekumquat]

I have absolutely no idea where we are now, but we’re definitely not in the warehouse anymore.

[Yo]

(I think ?? the warehouse was in Disney, but it closed. I’m in the Himalayas.)

[Manalive Smith]

Maybe we ended up in Kansas.

[Dear]

“But we’re not in Kansas anymore!” exclaimed Matthew’s Red Ranger sibling.

[Manalive Smith]

“Doesn’t that mean that we were at one point in Kansas?” Matthew’s blue power ranger sibling (with inexplicably purple hair) pointed out.

[Dear]

“That’s where we came here from,” Matthew’s Pink Ranger sibling explained, trying to calm Toto, who decided to tag along.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“What about Arkansas?” Matthew’s Green Ranger sibling mused.

[Author]

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