The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[Masøn M.]

Riding on Brooke’s shoulder was Olly the Octopus, the Doctor’s fierce nemesis…

[Manalive Smith]

He had originally been an orange octopus with many relations, but thanks to the doctor and a particularly violent bucket of paint he was a POWER, and he wanted revenge.

[Poulet Frit]

His need for revenge ran much deeper than just a bucket of paint and the doctor, but because some drank the last of the chocolate milk.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“It’s SOMEONE, not SOME,” Josiah yelled while breaking the fourth wall of the warehouse.

[Manalive Smith]

This was however a pentagonal warehouse, so they could spare the wall.

[Poulet Frit]

(Darn autocorrect, I thought I proofread before hitting submit)

[Dawn]

Then a bewildered and confused Dawn strolled in, “What is happening? Is this actually a story? When is the end? What is the end? What does all these clearly inside jokes mean? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?”

(And maybe we shouldn’t talk in parentheses because that throws the story off track with asides between the authors. And do sentences count if they’re in quotes?)

[Masøn M.]

(I have not been counting multiple sentences in quotes… It’d just be too hard)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Well, Dawn, you could help me with these ropes,” Josiah and Jonathon said simultaneously.

[riseofthekumquat]

“That was creepy,” Dawn replied.

[Masøn M.]

“Do not be afraid, Dawn,” they both said in a monotone voice.

[riseofthekumquat]

Olly the Octopus hissed and recoiled, recognizing the voice that possessed Jonathon and Josiah…

[Masøn M.]

Dawn was utterly confused, but Brooke’s eyes slowly began to open wide, a look of fear and worry crossing her face.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s was Kristen’s voice.

[Masøn M.]

“B…. But how?… How did you… Why…” Brooke stammered.

[Poulet Frit]

“This has been my plan since the beginning,” Josiah and Jonathan say in unison, under the control of Kristen, “to bring destruction to all.”

[Masøn M.]

“But how could you bypass the Carrot Force that has kept Josiah safe for hundreds of years?” yelled Brooke.

[Poulet Frit]

“Milk is my weapon. Chocolate milk to be exact; one of the few things that he can’t resist. I found a loophole in the Carrot Force, and it let me find him.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“Well that’s weird, eh?” Matthew said.

[Masøn M.]

“Woah, where did Matthew come from!?” said Dawn. “This whole thing is confuzzling my brain.”

[Poulet Frit]

“How did he get out of the closet??” Josiah and Jonathan yell, still controlled by Kristen.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“The same weigh I did. By forcing the door open,” Ryan said.

[Masøn M.]

“Uhh, sorry guys, hate to interrupt, but… This is like the AuxCon that’s never happened,” Mason said, regaining consciousness after unleashing all his ping-pong power upon the doctor.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“?,” said Potato.

[Masøn M.]

“The only thing that could make this better would be—” *Franklin Appears, followed by Manalive and Explosive Yeast* “Those guys!” Mason said, mildly hyperventilating…

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“[Wilhelm Scream],” said Kumquat as he, too appeared.

[Dawn]

Suddenly, Josiah and Jonathon each grabbed small impact bombs hidden in their pockets and threw them up in the air; t.he VX toxin contained within the bombs reached the FACES and one by one they all fell. (http://www.defencejournal.com/oct98/invisible_weapons.htm)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It was then that a mysterious masked figure crashed through the ceiling, yelling “TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!!!”

[Explosive Yeast]

Everyone tried to fight this dark figure’s thread ending powers but they we’re just to great.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Because it was the great SUPERCHRIS01.

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