The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[riseofthekumquat]

There once was a boy who lived in Lexington, Kentucky.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

He was not named Josiah.

[riseofthekumquat]

But he did know someone else named Josiah.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah lived in the state [censored].

[riseofthekumquat]

Jonathon (that’s his name now) wondered what Josiah was up to as he sat in the abandoned warehouse, tied to a chair.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah felt a disturbance in the Carrot Force, and rushed to a warehouse that he suspected was full of carrots.

[Masøn M.]

Unfortuantely, the Carrot Force was being manipulated by the evil Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy, leading Josiah directly into a trap.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah wondered what Mason was up to as he sat in the not-so abandoned warehouse, tied to a chair.

[Masøn M.]

(Don’t you mean Jonathon wondered? I’m assuming you do, sooo…)

Mason was currently playing ping-pong, but he was holding the paddle with his toes and singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” at the same time.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

No, Josiah was also tied up in a chair.

[Masøn M.]

(Oh, I see. It doesn’t really change the story… Continue)

[Masøn M.]

(I just assumed, since there was no line saying that Josiah had reached the warehouse, nor had he also been tied up in a chair… I was just confused… lol)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I didn’t describe his being tied up, it just kind of happened.)

[Masøn M.]

(Well, since I had the last sentence of the story someone else must continue it, otherwise it’s unfair)

[Manalive Smith]

(Out of curiosity are they tied to the same chair?)

[Manalive Smith]

(I’m just going to go with it.)

Little did they know that they were actually tied to the same chair!

[Mason M.]

(You could make it so they’re tied to the same chair,must continue the story we’re already destroying this threads and it’s been 16 posts… We’re up to 16 now…)

[Mason M.]

“Josiah? Is that you that you?” Said Jonathon

[Manalive Smith]

“Obviously”, said someone who was most definitely not Josiah!

[Poulet Frit]

“Something lead you to my trap,” a voice said from the corner of the warehouse, “and now you must tell me all your secrets.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“3.1415926535897932…” Josiah said.

[Poulet Frit]

“I should’ve duct taped that one’s mouth shut…”

[Manalive Smith]

“Now let me tell you all the details of my evil plan.”

[Poulet Frit]

“What I truly desire, is not you, Josiah, nor you, Jonathan, but instead, power.”

[Manalive Smith]

Yes, POWER, it’s an acronym of my own creation: Purple Octopuses Without Extended Relations!

[Poulet Frit]

“And I will use this POWER to take over the world, one vegetable-lover at a time!!”

[Poulet Frit]

(…not my greatest, but it’s just for fun…)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So he went to the store and bought chocolate milk.

[Poulet Frit]

(Excuse you, never said it was a boy. What if it’s a girl)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

(I’m making it a boy, whether it was one or not. It doesn’t officially become something until somebody says it in a story sentence.)

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