The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[Brooke AC]

Suddenly, Brooke and Klimpaloon arrived from the Himalayas with thousands upon thousands of hand-woven baskets they made beneath the snow to hold said muffins.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josiah then pulled a hairdryer out of thin air and began drying himself.

[Awkward Potato]

Unfortunately, since there was nowhere to plug the hairdryer in, it didn’t work.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“POTATOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Josiah said as he pulled a potato out of thin air and made a potato battery.

[Awkward Potato]

Potato, who at this point in the story had only said “?”, was wishing she could have had some of the chocolate milk before it spilled.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

So she went to the store and bought chocolate milk.

[Awkward Potato]

It went very well with the muffins made from the flesh of Ryan’s enemies. (Sorry Kristen)

[Poulet Frit]

Kristen rolled in thousands of dollars because the muffins were fantastic and everyone in the world bought them; Ryan’s enemies were becoming fewer and fewer.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

However, Josiah boycotted the muffins.

[Poulet Frit]

So he got tied down and force-fed a muffin, which was also laced with really addicted drugs…which is why they were selling so much.

[Awkward Potato]

Kriston did the baking, while Kristun, Kristyn, Kristin, and Kristan helped Kristen with the assassination of enemies.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It was then that Josiah once again exploded, because once again he was actually a balloon.

[Awkward Potato]

(That was supposed to be after #14998, dang it)

[Poulet Frit]

Kriston is an amazing baker; she hides the taste of flesh well.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Josh then appeared and blew up all the muffins.

[Brooke AC]

Brooke began collecting the debris in her many baskets.

[Dawn]

But then a muffin landed in Josiah’s hand….he couldn’t resist…….he ate the last muffin; Josiah couldn’t get the memory of the delicious muffin out of his mind and starved to death, craving another bite.

[Poulet Frit]

Kriston immediately started baking more muffins with the rest of one of the remaining enemies

[Brooke AC]

(Dawn, you’ve established your place as a writer. Like most authors, you’ve killed off a favorite character.)

[Dawn]

(I’ve literally tried to wipe the slate clean twice now. So now I’m going after one character at a time.)

[Brooke AC]

While gathering the charred pieces of flesh muffins, Brooke accidentally knocked over a bottle of milk, causing a zombified Josiah to rise and scream, “NOOO!”
(Your move, Dawn.)

[Masøn M.]

The chocolate milk drained into the boards so they had to change them, but then a chicken-duck-woman-thing jumped out of the bushes.

[Masøn M.]

(Ignore this)

[Dawn]

Kirsten screamed and threw an antizombie potion that she brewed at Josiah; Josiah turned to ash and was forever lost.

[Brooke AC]

And his ghost began to haunt everyone involved.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

But that was just the ghost of a third balloon.

(props to Mason for bringing up Bushes of Love)

[Manalive Smith]

(This has just gotten so much better.)

[Poulet Frit]

Kristen found the real Josiah, gave him a high five, and gave him a drug so he would become unconscious for 12 hours.

[Dawn]

DAWN unveiled herself as the true antagonist all along as she destroyed the entire universe and crushed everything beyond repair.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Fortunately, Josiah was actually on Endor.

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