The Story Game (Only add one sentence at a time)

[Poulet Frit]

He then went to chickfila, because why not.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

While there, he decided to pick on a waiter and ship him with another customer.

[Poulet Frit]

Turns out that this waiter had a youtube channel.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The waiter proceeded to post a video about what had happened, and the mysterious customer became INTERNET FAMOUUUUUS.

[Poulet Frit]

But this was also not his plan for POWER.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nay, he had a much greater plan.

[Poulet Frit]

So he went back to the warehouse.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

With his chocolate milk.

[Poulet Frit]

To torture Josiah and Jonathan.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Because Josiah liked chocolate milk.

[Manalive Smith]

“It’s okay that I’m drinking milk,” he said, “Because I’m evil and like stirring up controversy.”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“I will take this moment to resist the urge to yell at you about how wonderful milk is,” Josiah said.

[Manalive Smith]

“I really don’t understand what you guys are talking about.” said Jonathan.

[Poulet Frit]

But deep inside, poor Jonathan did know what they were talking about, and it scared him.

[Masøn M.]

All of a sudden, ping-pong balls started flying into the warehouse, starting slow but getting faster and faster, just like Harry’s Hogwarts letter in The Sorcerer’s Stone…

[Manalive Smith]

(Way to keep the story alive.)

[Manalive Smith]

(I can’t think of another sentence.)

[Manalive Smith]

In the confusion Josiah managed to get to his feet; walking was made difficult by the fact that both the chair and Jonathan were still strapped to his back so he started hopping.

[Masøn M.]

In the distance, the faint tune of “Never Gonna Give You Up” could be heard.

[Explosive Yeast]

Suddenly that dank meme of a song brought Mason back to what he was doing earlier while listening to that same song.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

The song became louder and louder, as more ping-pong balls came flying in.

[Masøn M.]

“What is this sorcery!” Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy yelled, continuously getting pelted by the balls.

[Manalive Smith]

“You’ve been seeking octopuses, but you should have been seeking the true power of friendship.” Cliched Josiah.

[Manalive Smith]

(I love how at this point it’s mostly a story about Josiah despite his early protestations.)

[DScott]

That’s when the power went out because the doctor had neglected to pay the power bill.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It was then that the Power Rangers appeared.

[Manalive Smith]

“Watt is going on!” a voice yelled.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

It was then that Brooke appeared.

[DScott]

It was because Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy got the last of the chocolate milk.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

“YOU’RE RIPPING OFF DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, BUSTER!” Brooke said.

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