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He then went to chickfila, because why not.
While there, he decided to pick on a waiter and ship him with another customer.
Turns out that this waiter had a youtube channel.
The waiter proceeded to post a video about what had happened, and the mysterious customer became INTERNET FAMOUUUUUS.
But this was also not his plan for POWER.
Nay, he had a much greater plan.
So he went back to the warehouse.
With his chocolate milk.
To torture Josiah and Jonathan.
Because Josiah liked chocolate milk.
“It’s okay that I’m drinking milk,” he said, “Because I’m evil and like stirring up controversy.”
“I will take this moment to resist the urge to yell at you about how wonderful milk is,” Josiah said.
“I really don’t understand what you guys are talking about.” said Jonathan.
But deep inside, poor Jonathan did know what they were talking about, and it scared him.
All of a sudden, ping-pong balls started flying into the warehouse, starting slow but getting faster and faster, just like Harry’s Hogwarts letter in The Sorcerer’s Stone…
(Way to keep the story alive.)
(I can’t think of another sentence.)
In the confusion Josiah managed to get to his feet; walking was made difficult by the fact that both the chair and Jonathan were still strapped to his back so he started hopping.
In the distance, the faint tune of “Never Gonna Give You Up” could be heard.
Suddenly that dank meme of a song brought Mason back to what he was doing earlier while listening to that same song.
The song became louder and louder, as more ping-pong balls came flying in.
“What is this sorcery!” Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy yelled, continuously getting pelted by the balls.
“You’ve been seeking octopuses, but you should have been seeking the true power of friendship.” Cliched Josiah.
(I love how at this point it’s mostly a story about Josiah despite his early protestations.)
That’s when the power went out because the doctor had neglected to pay the power bill.
It was then that the Power Rangers appeared.
“Watt is going on!” a voice yelled.
It was then that Brooke appeared.
It was because Dr. Von Shnooper Yunderwhy got the last of the chocolate milk.
“YOU’RE RIPPING OFF DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ, BUSTER!” Brooke said.
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