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    Manalive Smith
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    This is a place to list everyone who needs to die before Kristen becomes Queen of Scotland. If we find it difficult to identify the exact individuals we may start listing anyone who is even vaguely Scottish just to be safe.

    #6757
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    Poulet Frit

    …my mom
    So can we not

    #6758
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    Manalive Smith
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    Decent point. Also Scotland would need to become a monarchy again.
    Would you be satisfied with Princess of Scotland?

    #6759
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    Poulet Frit

    Jk, so I can list people I need taken out…on the internet. This seems like we could get arrested. I might actually stay out of this one. As like…if something happens to anybody we mention, we can technically be held responsible because of this

    #6760
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    Poulet Frit

    If several hundred people die, my mom would be princess. I have no rights to it, because I was not born there

    #6762
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    Manalive Smith
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    Wait, your mom is Scottish! Does she have an accent or was she just born there?

    #6764
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    Poulet Frit

    She was born there. Moved away when she was a baby. Technically she’s an American citizen, because she was born on a USN base there

    #6765
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    Poulet Frit

    And our heritage on her side of the family is scottish.

    #6769
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    Manalive Smith
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    Alrighty. We’ll have to find some other reason to assassinate people.

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    Dawn

    Why are we assassinating people? Why do we want to assassinate people?

    #6817
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    Poulet Frit

    Personally I am against this, as the FBI and such could totally look at this whenever they want, and like…even if we are joking, it can be used to convict us. Like, it could be seen as a threat, and those are illegal. So…I’m against this

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    The real question is who assassinated [insert name of random person that died].

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    Masøn M.
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    Don’t worry, I have beat, like, 41% of Assassin’s Creed III, I’m totally qualified to do some assassining…

    #6843
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I’ve beaten approximately 3.7 Zelda games… does that count?

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    Manalive Smith
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    Mason, I thank you for your support. And Mr. The Carrot Stick, you are completely qualified. However, due to security concerns we will have to work out all our future plans telepathically.

    *Thinks really hard in a generally eastward direction*

    #6976
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    Poulet Frit

    (You gotta shoot more south to get your thoughts to mason)

    #6977
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    Manalive Smith
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    *Begins swiveling wildly between North East, South East, and South*

    #6979
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    Manalive Smith
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    Neck and brain muscles getting sore. I can only keep this up for so much longer!

    #6980
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    Manalive Smith
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    I don’t think that worked. The only person I got in touch with was a bald man living in New York who invited me to his school for mutants.

    #6981
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    Manalive Smith
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    You meet some weird people via telepathic connections.

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    Poulet Frit

    Oh my word! That was great to read!!

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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Hang on, let me try.

    #7014
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    Poulet Frit

    Carrot, no. I disagree

    #7020
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    *sighs* Why don’t you want to steal all of Ryan’s carrots?

    #7026
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    Poulet Frit

    Because, I doubt he loves his carrots as much as you. It wouldn’t be as horrible

    #7031
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Ah.

    #7033
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    Poulet Frit

    I wanna try this telepathic stuff!!

    #7034
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Go ahead.

    #7036
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    Poulet Frit

    Ok…did you receive it?

    #7039
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    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Throwing him in a dungeon will definitely be more practical than having him eaten by a whale.

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