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This is a place to list everyone who needs to die before Kristen becomes Queen of Scotland. If we find it difficult to identify the exact individuals we may start listing anyone who is even vaguely Scottish just to be safe.
So can we not
Decent point. Also Scotland would need to become a monarchy again.
Would you be satisfied with Princess of Scotland?
Jk, so I can list people I need taken out…on the internet. This seems like we could get arrested. I might actually stay out of this one. As like…if something happens to anybody we mention, we can technically be held responsible because of this
If several hundred people die, my mom would be princess. I have no rights to it, because I was not born there
Wait, your mom is Scottish! Does she have an accent or was she just born there?
She was born there. Moved away when she was a baby. Technically she’s an American citizen, because she was born on a USN base there
And our heritage on her side of the family is scottish.
Alrighty. We’ll have to find some other reason to assassinate people.
Why are we assassinating people? Why do we want to assassinate people?
Personally I am against this, as the FBI and such could totally look at this whenever they want, and like…even if we are joking, it can be used to convict us. Like, it could be seen as a threat, and those are illegal. So…I’m against this
The real question is who assassinated [insert name of random person that died].
Don’t worry, I have beat, like, 41% of Assassin’s Creed III, I’m totally qualified to do some assassining…
I’ve beaten approximately 3.7 Zelda games… does that count?
Mason, I thank you for your support. And Mr. The Carrot Stick, you are completely qualified. However, due to security concerns we will have to work out all our future plans telepathically.
*Thinks really hard in a generally eastward direction*
(You gotta shoot more south to get your thoughts to mason)
*Begins swiveling wildly between North East, South East, and South*
Neck and brain muscles getting sore. I can only keep this up for so much longer!
I don’t think that worked. The only person I got in touch with was a bald man living in New York who invited me to his school for mutants.
You meet some weird people via telepathic connections.
Oh my word! That was great to read!!
Hang on, let me try.
Carrot, no. I disagree
*sighs* Why don’t you want to steal all of Ryan’s carrots?
Because, I doubt he loves his carrots as much as you. It wouldn’t be as horrible
I wanna try this telepathic stuff!!
Ok…did you receive it?
Throwing him in a dungeon will definitely be more practical than having him eaten by a whale.
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