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    Manalive Smith
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    This is a place to list everyone who needs to die before Kristen becomes Queen of Scotland. If we find it difficult to identify the exact individuals we may start listing anyone who is even vaguely Scottish just to be safe.

    #6757 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    …my mom
    So can we not

    #6758 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    Decent point. Also Scotland would need to become a monarchy again.
    Would you be satisfied with Princess of Scotland?

    #6759 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Jk, so I can list people I need taken out…on the internet. This seems like we could get arrested. I might actually stay out of this one. As like…if something happens to anybody we mention, we can technically be held responsible because of this

    #6760 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    If several hundred people die, my mom would be princess. I have no rights to it, because I was not born there

    #6762 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    Wait, your mom is Scottish! Does she have an accent or was she just born there?

    #6764 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    She was born there. Moved away when she was a baby. Technically she’s an American citizen, because she was born on a USN base there

    #6765 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    And our heritage on her side of the family is scottish.

    #6769 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    Alrighty. We’ll have to find some other reason to assassinate people.

    #6816 Reply

    Dawn

    Why are we assassinating people? Why do we want to assassinate people?

    #6817 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Personally I am against this, as the FBI and such could totally look at this whenever they want, and like…even if we are joking, it can be used to convict us. Like, it could be seen as a threat, and those are illegal. So…I’m against this

    #6822 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    The real question is who assassinated [insert name of random person that died].

    #6825 Reply

    Masøn M.
    Participant

    Don’t worry, I have beat, like, 41% of Assassin’s Creed III, I’m totally qualified to do some assassining…

    #6843 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    I’ve beaten approximately 3.7 Zelda games… does that count?

    #6975 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    Mason, I thank you for your support. And Mr. The Carrot Stick, you are completely qualified. However, due to security concerns we will have to work out all our future plans telepathically.

    *Thinks really hard in a generally eastward direction*

    #6976 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    (You gotta shoot more south to get your thoughts to mason)

    #6977 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    *Begins swiveling wildly between North East, South East, and South*

    #6979 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    Neck and brain muscles getting sore. I can only keep this up for so much longer!

    #6980 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    I don’t think that worked. The only person I got in touch with was a bald man living in New York who invited me to his school for mutants.

    #6981 Reply

    Manalive Smith
    Participant

    You meet some weird people via telepathic connections.

    #6983 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Oh my word! That was great to read!!

    #7012 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Hang on, let me try.

    #7014 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Carrot, no. I disagree

    #7020 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    *sighs* Why don’t you want to steal all of Ryan’s carrots?

    #7026 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Because, I doubt he loves his carrots as much as you. It wouldn’t be as horrible

    #7031 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Ah.

    #7033 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    I wanna try this telepathic stuff!!

    #7034 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Go ahead.

    #7036 Reply

    Poulet Frit

    Ok…did you receive it?

    #7039 Reply

    Josiah the Carrot Stick

    Throwing him in a dungeon will definitely be more practical than having him eaten by a whale.

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