Assassin's Guild

[Poulet Frit]

RIGHT!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

A lot of people don’t understand that it’s not really very possible for a whale to eat a human… especially not a blue whale.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Scallions in particular are notorious for not understanding this.

[Poulet Frit]

Lol! I know. But that’s why we agree to the dungeon thing

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Speaking of which, I just beat a dungeon in Zelda.

[Poulet Frit]

Niccceee

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Just three more to go in Twilight Princess…

[Poulet Frit]

Yay!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Then, Minish Cap. Unless I can somehow manage to get my hands on Majora’s Mask or Breath of the Wild…

[Poulet Frit]

NEW COMMENTER ON EPISODE 25

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… is it the Hannah that was on an episode?

[Poulet Frit]

It may be

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Hmm… maybe it’s autotune.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

*she’s

[Poulet Frit]

Maybe she is autotune

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe she is autotune?

[Poulet Frit]

Autotune

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Maybe she IS autotune.

[Tingle]

TINGLE TINGLE KOOLOO LIMPAH!

[Manalive Smith]

Since for some reason most of us seem to be against assassination, maybe we should repurpose the guild. I suggest we start giving out kittens, or knitting sweaters, or giving out sweaters to kittens. Maybe we could start writing reviews of various types of candy, I don’t know what we’ll do, but we will always be called the Assassins Guild, and we will never explain why.

[Masøn M.]

I suggest an Underwater Basket Weaving Club

[Manalive Smith]

Done. Now we just need baskets and water. (It’s hard living in a landlocked state).

[Brooke AC]

I have a bottle of water and a plastic Easter basket. Does that help?

[Manalive Smith]

It’s a start. Maybe we can begin by pouring water bottles over our heads and work our way up to full submersion.

[Masøn M.]

Sounds like a plan

[Manalive Smith]

Though if anyone accidentally drowns during one of our meetings, our name is going to make things pretty awkward.

[Brooke AC]

We could wait for rain and have our basket-weaving materials at the ready.

(I told myself I’d go to sleep earlier than this. Goodnight, y’all!)

[Masøn M.]

Yeah, that’s true… Hopefully things go… Swimmingly…

[Brooke AC]

Well, I’ll leave one last note.
Technically, underwater could just mean underneath water, so since there’s water in the air, all basket weaving done in the earth’s atmosphere is underwater.
A little bit of a different note, but, outside of the earth’s magnetic North and gravity, what determines the direction of above and below? What is it relative to?

[Brooke AC]

Wait, h2oh-no, another last note.
Good pun, Mason. Water you doing dragging me back into this? You know I can’t resist a good pun.

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