BREAKING NEWS UPDATES (#2)

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: I’m afraid I must disappear…

[Masøn M.]

Breaking: So, Ryan reached his wanted amount to open up a PO Box… However times have changed… Will he open a box, or will he use that money to eat, that is the question…

[Poulet Frit]

MANALIVE AND YEAST:
I have been watching cow absess videos, do your alpacas get absesses?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

BREAKING: That is what I was wondering, Mason. He actually has twice as much as he needed now…

[Poulet Frit]

He might wait til he moves back home.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

True…

[Poulet Frit]

MANALIVE AND YEAST:
do your alpacas get absesses?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

KRISTEN:
Why on earth do you want to know?

[Poulet Frit]

Because I wish to have mini goats one day and if their answer is yes, I have follow up questions. Such as “can you record it and put it on YouTube because I like watching them” and “why do they get it?”, “how can it be prevented” etc

[Poulet Frit]

I am strange and like to watch these kinds of things.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Nigerian Dwarfs?

[Poulet Frit]

Yessssssss that’s what I want!!!

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ah. I know people that have them.

[Poulet Frit]

It’s illegal where I am now. But I still want some.

[Poulet Frit]

(Illegal because I’m in the city and because our lease specificly says no farm animals)

[Poulet Frit]

Specifically*

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My uncle rolls his eyes whenever he hears about people wanting them…

[Poulet Frit]

Why?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Because everybody wants them and not other breeds of goat.

[Poulet Frit]

I would take fainting goats. Any tiny goat breed I would take.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

My uncle also rolls his eyes when fainting goats are mentioned.

[Manalive Smith]

I can’t say that I work closely with the alpacas, but as far as I know they are all completely healthy.

[Poulet Frit]

Absesses don’t necessarily mean unhealthy, as this cow got one because it ran into something.
But I’m glad the alpacas are healthy. Do you have any advice on someone wishing to get farm animals?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Stardew Valley (he says, knowing virtually nothing about the game)

[Manalive Smith]

Nope.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Yup.

[Poulet Frit]

Sweet, buy the goats and figure it out along the way…once I move that is. Until then…5 days til I get my cat, yall.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Noice.

[Poulet Frit]

Hey, that’s what potato says.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, is it? 300.

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