[Jeff Ross]

I think that Brooke meant “DONUT EAT” instead of “DO NOT EAT” for the last line of this post:https://auxcableshow.com/community/topic/breaking-news-updates-2/page/6/#post-9083

It completes the joke a little bit better, in my opinion.

Fun fact: While “doughnut” is the proper English spelling, “Donut” is the correct spelling in German.

[Jeff Ross]

After reading this thread, I’m glad that Kristen didn’t name her cat “Jagger”, which she was considering.

The name she was referring to in her posts is actually spelled “Jäger”, which means “Hunter” in German. It can be spelled in English as “Jager” or “Jaeger”.

The alcohol that Kristen alluded to is called “Jägermeister” and it means “Master Hunter”. The guy who named it was an avid hunter in addition to being a distiller. The name is purely branding and has little to do with the alcohol itself. (The person who named it was Curt Mast, and he spelled his first name as “Kurt” until he was 21, since he lived in Germany.) Both “Jäger” and “Jägermeister” would be great names for a cat.

“Jagger” on the other hand is derived from the Yorkshire, English slang term from the 14th century for someone who owned and/or managed a team of packhorses, working as a peddler or hawker (sort-of like a “door-to-door salesman”). Such a name would be a little less fitting for a cat.

[Jeff Ross]

If you want spoilers for this thread, you can find them here: https://auxcableshow.com/community/topic/breaking-news-3/#post-11632

[Jeff Ross]

Today I found this post…https://auxcableshow.com/community/topic/breaking-news-updates-2/page/9/#post-10464

Which means this post makes more sense than I originally thought…https://auxcableshow.com/community/topic/fans-only-matthew-and-ryan-do-not-read/page/24/#post-41437

[Jeff Ross]

The plot twist at the end…

[Jeff Ross]

BREAKING: It only took me four hours to read this entire thread. Mind you, I got distracted by different things in the process, but to do this thread justice, you’ll have to plan on a couple hours of involved reading to get through it all.

[Jeff Ross]

(In this underrated thread, we find out a little bit about AuxCon and we take a break to listen to Kristen sing “Bohemian Rhapsody”.)

[Jeff Ross]

(In this second Word Association thread, we find that it doesn’t actually end on page 15. This thread also includes the time when I spoiled an epic rickroll.)

[Jeff Ross]

(In this original Word Association thread, we find Watermelon, Agnie, and page 17, which should not be viewed on mobile.)

[Jeff Ross]

(In this thread, we find the first attempt at re-starting the “Once Upon a Time, Part 1” storyline. Perhaps this thread will be repurposed at some point.)

[Jeff Ross]

(In this thread, we discover the little-known prequel to “Once Upon A Time, Part 1″…even a once-sentence-per-post story by F.A.C.E.s gets a little carried away.)

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we discover that the “F” in “FACE” really stands for “Franklin”.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find the most pitiful vote ever cast in a FACEoff.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find five minutes in which everyone thought the polls were closed, only to find that the polls were still open.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we encounter the arguably biggest FACEoff upset of all time…

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we realize that Josiah’s name might not accurately reflect his species. #ConspiracyTheory

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we learn the power of a coin flip.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find out what would be weird.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find the only FACEoff match ever between two individuals who have yet to post on the Not-Forum.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find the prequel to the April 1, 2018 fancast discussion about cold fries.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find out what constitutes an awfully boring thread, according to Josiah.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find out that “the meme, the myth, the legend” couldn’t beat a carrot in a FACEoff.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find what really amuses Josiah.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we see that you have to be present on the Not-Forum to stand a chance in a FACEoff.

[Jeff Ross]

In this thread, we find out that if people don’t know who you are, you can’t win a FACEoff match.

[Jeff Ross]

In this legendary thread, we see rare appearances by Rex Stauss and Caleb Packo.

[Jeff Ross]

The answer and question video makes a little more sense if you read the description…just like all of my answer and question videos. Here’s the latest one:

[Jeff Ross]

LOL indeed…

[Jeff Ross]

(It took about five tries to get that post to register. The “&” symbol that I had in Dawn’s titles wasn’t registering properly after I edited the message once, so I eventually had to replace it with the word “and”.)

[Jeff Ross]

I think it’s evident that the title of “Provider of Ukes and Nukes (P.U.N.)” is what Joshua’s title should be.

Seeing as the fancast suggested WWIII may be in the near future and such a role would be extremely valuable, I hereby solidify this title as official and update T.O.P.H.A.T.’s ranks as follows:

The Overly Punny Honor Association of Trolls (TOPHAT)
Poulet Frit: President Kristen of TOPHAT
Masøn M.: Attorney General (also “Janitor of the Year” for 2017; he is one of several janitors in the association)
Josiah the Carrot Stick: Chairman of the Board
Brooke AC: Secretary of State
Olive: Member Without Title
Explosive Yeast: Strange Guy who Stands Creepily in the Corner Eating a Pickle on a Stick
Awkward Potato: Official Hug Dealer
Manalive Smith: Secretary of the Canadian Treasury
Ryan Matlock: Implied Member in a Meme, but not officially confirmed
AuxCableAngie: Groot the Phantom of the Forum
Dawn: Polyonymous (Holder of Horses, Secretary of Defense, and She of Many Names)
Jeff Ross: HOWDAREYOU (Honorary Official Wordsmith, Director And Regent Extraordinaire, Yet Operationally Unobtrusive)
wileycoyote: Bekah, the Official Minstroll of TOPHAT
Joshua S.: PUN (Provider of Ukes and Nukes)
SuperChris01: the resident superhero (no formal title has been decided upon)
totally a normal person: “Thumbs” participated on this thread, but was not involved in discussions to officially join the association
Notable F.A.C.E.s who are not technically members of TOPHAT (yet): Matthew, Franklin, Troy, Sarah

I’d consider posting about all of the other honorary guests mentioned in the fancast, but that would potentially give away spoilers. I wish to delay such acknowledgements until May at least, so that there is sufficient time for Kristen to listen to it.

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