The Question Game….take 2

[Dawn]

THE RULES
Please ask serious questions. Do not start an existential crisis or ask questions like Hm?
Please ask questions only applying to the situation. Do not ask why the sky is pink and dripping frogs unless the sky is ACTUALLY PINK AND DRIPPING FROGS

THE SITUATION

We’re all at AuxCon and Brooke is starting to sing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley.
Dawn and Kristen are off to the side madly dancing to “Watch Me” by Silento. Hopefully no cameras are around to catch the footage.
Go.

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What am I doing?

[Awkward Potato]

Are you playing Zelda?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

What else would I be doing? Playing Smash?

[Awkward Potato]

I don’t know, maybe?

[Brooke AC]

Potato, what are you doing?

[Awkward Potato]

Doesn’t it look like I’m eating ice cream?

[Brooke AC]

Doesn’t it?
Are you enjoying the music?

[Awkward Potato]

Which music do you mean? Yours?

[Dawn]

*Dawn finishes dancing madly and sinks down on the couch*

“Awkward, is there any more ice-cream or did you eat the last of it?”

[Brooke AC]

Oh, can we signify actions with asterisks?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Doesn’t that kind of defy the point?

[Brooke AC]

*Brooke answers Josiah with, “yes.”*
See?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Also, what was wrong with the old thread?

[Awkward Potato]

Was the problem that we didn’t stay on a specific situation?

[Awkward Potato]

*Potato answers Dawn* Sorry, did you want some?

[Brooke AC]

So, if we’re at AuxCon, where exactly are we? Is this a prophetic thread?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Oh, was that it?

[Dawn]

*Dawn sighs mournfully as her stomach growls*

“There’s none left?”

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Ooh, are those vegetables?

[Dawn]

Which ones?

And do you consider tomatoes a vegetable or a fruit?

[Poulet Frit]

*Kristen continues dancing*
…nobody wants to join me?

[Brooke AC]

*Brooke speaks during a break in lyrics*

How can I join you if I’m never gonna give this up?

[Poulet Frit]

Are you gonna rickroll us again?

[DScott]

Can I ask a question?

[Awkward Potato]

Don’t you mean “can I ask another question?”

[DScott]

Did I ask a question earlier?

[Brooke AC]

Didn’t you ask two now?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Are you going to let us down, Brooke?

[Poulet Frit]

*stops dancing because I’m out of shape and prone to passing out*
Where is my cat?

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