Please ask serious questions. Do not start an existential crisis or ask questions like Hm?
Please ask questions only applying to the situation. Do not ask why the sky is pink and dripping frogs unless the sky is ACTUALLY PINK AND DRIPPING FROGS
We’re all at AuxCon and Brooke is starting to sing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley.
Dawn and Kristen are off to the side madly dancing to “Watch Me” by Silento. Hopefully no cameras are around to catch the footage.
What am I doing?
Are you playing Zelda?
What else would I be doing? Playing Smash?
I don’t know, maybe?
Potato, what are you doing?
Doesn’t it look like I’m eating ice cream?
Are you enjoying the music?
Which music do you mean? Yours?
*Dawn finishes dancing madly and sinks down on the couch*
“Awkward, is there any more ice-cream or did you eat the last of it?”
Oh, can we signify actions with asterisks?
Doesn’t that kind of defy the point?
*Brooke answers Josiah with, “yes.”*
Also, what was wrong with the old thread?
Was the problem that we didn’t stay on a specific situation?
*Potato answers Dawn* Sorry, did you want some?
So, if we’re at AuxCon, where exactly are we? Is this a prophetic thread?
Oh, was that it?
*Dawn sighs mournfully as her stomach growls*
“There’s none left?”
Ooh, are those vegetables?
And do you consider tomatoes a vegetable or a fruit?
*Kristen continues dancing*
…nobody wants to join me?
*Brooke speaks during a break in lyrics*
How can I join you if I’m never gonna give this up?
Are you gonna rickroll us again?
Can I ask a question?
Don’t you mean “can I ask another question?”
Did I ask a question earlier?
Didn’t you ask two now?
Are you going to let us down, Brooke?