Do there really need to be rules to such a thing as this?
I think everyone is okay? Where’s Franklin?
Does anybody ever know where Franklin is?
Doesn’t Franklin know where he is?
Does that help us?
Do we at least know he’s alive?
*stops freaking out*
Um… guys, should we let Mason know that his cockpit’s on fire? Wait, I think he knows. STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Did I catch on fire one time, but forget “stop, drop, and roll,” using some sort of chicken-dance as an alternate fire-extinguishing method?
But mASON, ARE YOU OK??
(The answer to her catching on fire and chicken dancing it away, is yes)
Mason, dude, what made you think this was a better option than walking through the door?
I guess he thought it was a more dramatic entrance?
Is this getting ridiculous?
is this getting funny?
Is that the elusive Joshua?
Who else would it be?
Hey Joshua, what’d you think of Mason’s dramatic entrance?
And who’s going to pay for that roof?
Does the roof exist?
*Dawn surveys the wreckage and wrinkles her nose*
Well, I guess it depends on your definition of “exist”?
Isn’t all of this hypothetical?
Isn’t the definition of an existential question a question relating to or concerned with existence? So did Dawn just break her own first rule in the most blatant way possible?
If Dawn broke her own rules, can I go back to my existential and bizarre questions?
Wouldn’t it be realistic since I’d probably randomly say stuff like that at AuxCon anyways?
I don’t have any problem with that.
Did Manalive also just break the rules?
*Dawn stares down Manalive*
“I believe it’s a called a rhetorical question, is it not? A question that does not need to be answered? Was I not referring to the complete and utter wreckage and contemplating on whether or not the roof could exist since it is broken into a million pieces?”
*Dawn takes a deep breath and gets off her high horse, hypothetically speaking.*
You got off your high horse? Are you still holding your horse?
Am I in agreement with Manalive? Are the rules of this dreadfully inconsistent?
Why would I bring my horse all the way to AwksCon? Isn’t that a recipe for disaster? A 1200lb mammal just running amok? How on earth would I remain sane?
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
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