The Question Game….take 2

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Do there really need to be rules to such a thing as this?

[Dawn]

I think everyone is okay? Where’s Franklin?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Does anybody ever know where Franklin is?

[Awkward Potato]

Doesn’t Franklin know where he is?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Does that help us?

[Awkward Potato]

Do we at least know he’s alive?

[Manalive Smith]

*stops freaking out*
Um… guys, should we let Mason know that his cockpit’s on fire? Wait, I think he knows. STOP DROP AND ROLL! STOP DROP AND ROLL!

[Brooke AC]

Did I catch on fire one time, but forget “stop, drop, and roll,” using some sort of chicken-dance as an alternate fire-extinguishing method?

[Brooke AC]

But mASON, ARE YOU OK??

[Poulet Frit]

(The answer to her catching on fire and chicken dancing it away, is yes)
Mason, dude, what made you think this was a better option than walking through the door?

[Dawn]

I guess he thought it was a more dramatic entrance?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Is this getting ridiculous?

[Joshua]

is this getting funny?

[Awkward Potato]

Is that the elusive Joshua?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Who else would it be?

[Dawn]

Hey Joshua, what’d you think of Mason’s dramatic entrance?

And who’s going to pay for that roof?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Does the roof exist?

[Dawn]

*Dawn surveys the wreckage and wrinkles her nose*

Well, I guess it depends on your definition of “exist”?

[Josiah the Carrot Stick]

Isn’t all of this hypothetical?

[Manalive Smith]

Isn’t the definition of an existential question a question relating to or concerned with existence? So did Dawn just break her own first rule in the most blatant way possible?

[Brooke AC]

If Dawn broke her own rules, can I go back to my existential and bizarre questions?
Wouldn’t it be realistic since I’d probably randomly say stuff like that at AuxCon anyways?

[Manalive Smith]

I don’t have any problem with that.

[Brooke AC]

Did Manalive also just break the rules?

[Manalive Smith]

Yes.

[Dawn]

*Dawn stares down Manalive*

“I believe it’s a called a rhetorical question, is it not? A question that does not need to be answered? Was I not referring to the complete and utter wreckage and contemplating on whether or not the roof could exist since it is broken into a million pieces?”

*Dawn takes a deep breath and gets off her high horse, hypothetically speaking.*

[Brooke AC]

You got off your high horse? Are you still holding your horse?

[Yes.]

Am I in agreement with Manalive? Are the rules of this dreadfully inconsistent?

[Dawn]

Why would I bring my horse all the way to AwksCon? Isn’t that a recipe for disaster? A 1200lb mammal just running amok? How on earth would I remain sane?

[Poulet Frit]

Is this the real life?

[Poulet Frit]

Is this just fantasy?

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