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  • #2110
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
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    This should be self explanatory…

    #2111
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: New episode of the Inner Tube is out!

    #2117
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Pun Diddley is livestreaming!

    #2121
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    BREAKING: Kristen found a couple good breeders to buy kittens from, neither of them have local kittens available at this moment though. And I cannot up and go to cali to get a kitten, so I will wait.

    #2128
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Josh and Kevin to start political podcast! First episode will be released March 6. More information in the next episode of the Inner Tube.

    #2131
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    BREAKING[ish]: BABYLON BEE RELEASES ARTICLE THAT GOES ALONG WITH YESTERDAY’S INNER TUBE EPISODE

    Study: Calling Other Person A Nazi Is Most Effective Way To Dialogue

    #2133
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    (I had listened to the inner tube episode…which makes me feel like I should go back and listen to them all, although that’s a lot)

    #2135
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    BREAKING: KRISTEN MAY WASTE HOURS OF LIFE BINGEING THE INNER TUBE

    #2137
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    BREAKING: did mason just call listening to the inner tube a “waste” SUCH SLANDER

    #2140
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: I haven’t listened to all the episodes of the Inner Tube… I’m working on them gradually.

    #2148
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    BREAKING: Pluto may become a planet again. I repeat PLUTO MAY BECOME A PLANET AGAIN!!!

    BREAKING: girl msged police department on fb for help with math homework, they got it wrong

    BREAKING: people graffiti-ed the Lincoln Memorial and a few other memorials…what is wrong with people?

    #2149
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    BREAKING: Those graffiti-ers are just a paint in the butt…

    #2150
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: IT’S A PUUUNN!!!

    #2310
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Josiah the Carrot Stick to mysteriously disappear for the weekend at some point on Friday.

    #2340
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    BREAKING: Mason wishes to rip all his teeth out as he gets Invisalign for the first time and hates it with his whole being…

    #2341
    AvatarJosiah the Carrot Stick
    Guest

    BREAKING: Braces and retainers are really awful at first, but you get used to it, and it’s so wonderful afterwards…

    #2347
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Breaking: I loved my braces, i was also a very strange 9 year old. Olivia hated her invisalign (they caused her to get a cavity)
    BREAKING: where is carrot going? Will we ever know? Tune in Monday to find out.

    #2351
    AvatarOlive
    Guest

    Breaking: I just got done with invisalign a month ago. If you need any tips Mason just ask me. I love/hated my invisalign. Make sure you floss after every meal, or at least every night before bed because if you don’t you will get cavities. I got cavities and had to get a root canal cuz I didn’t floss as much as I should’ve with invisalign. But after I finnished invisalign I was very happy with how my teeth looked.

    #2355
    Avatarauxcableangie
    Participant

    Breaking news: Angie climbs through webs to get to Kristen to ask “How and where did you get that shirt?!?!? Waaaaaaaaaants the precious!!!”

    #2356
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    My neighbor made it. But she’s moving soon 🙁

    #2357
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I don’t know what Ryan told you, or if you read the messages. But, fb msgr makes the pictures slightly blurry, if you would like the original, I’m willing to email or text it or something.
    And feel free to put it on any and all social media, just don’t use my full name

    #2358
    Avatarauxcableangie
    Participant

    Your neighbor is a gold star winner of the day lol

    #2359
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    I don’t think I will ever take it off

    #2360
    AvatarMasøn M.
    Participant

    BREAKING: Mason wishes he had neighbors as cool as Kristen’s…

    #2361
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    BREAKING: every Wednesday I will wear this shirt…as long as it’s clean…I also can’t wear it to work. But you get the point

    #2362
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    BREAKING: might be able to get her to make more…no promises until I talk to my mom. But might be able to

    #2363
    Avatarauxcableangie
    Participant

    Breaking: Angie’s hands from excited clapping

    #2364
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    Lol, it was $15 I believe.

    #2410
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    “Breaking news”?: domino’s has a wedding registry…WHY? I mean…I love pizza, but a) why, and b) why was this a recommended ad for me??

    #2429
    AvatarPoulet Frit
    Guest

    BREAKING: carrot’s love of chocolate milk reminds me of Cheese (does anybody know what I’m referencing?)

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