This should be self explanatory…
BREAKING: New episode of the Inner Tube is out!
BREAKING: Pun Diddley is livestreaming!
BREAKING: Kristen found a couple good breeders to buy kittens from, neither of them have local kittens available at this moment though. And I cannot up and go to cali to get a kitten, so I will wait.
BREAKING: Josh and Kevin to start political podcast! First episode will be released March 6. More information in the next episode of the Inner Tube.
BREAKING[ish]: BABYLON BEE RELEASES ARTICLE THAT GOES ALONG WITH YESTERDAY’S INNER TUBE EPISODE
(I had listened to the inner tube episode…which makes me feel like I should go back and listen to them all, although that’s a lot)
BREAKING: KRISTEN MAY WASTE HOURS OF LIFE BINGEING THE INNER TUBE
BREAKING: did mason just call listening to the inner tube a “waste” SUCH SLANDER
BREAKING: I haven’t listened to all the episodes of the Inner Tube… I’m working on them gradually.
BREAKING: Pluto may become a planet again. I repeat PLUTO MAY BECOME A PLANET AGAIN!!!
BREAKING: girl msged police department on fb for help with math homework, they got it wrong
BREAKING: people graffiti-ed the Lincoln Memorial and a few other memorials…what is wrong with people?
BREAKING: Those graffiti-ers are just a paint in the butt…
BREAKING: IT’S A PUUUNN!!!
BREAKING: Josiah the Carrot Stick to mysteriously disappear for the weekend at some point on Friday.
BREAKING: Mason wishes to rip all his teeth out as he gets Invisalign for the first time and hates it with his whole being…
BREAKING: Braces and retainers are really awful at first, but you get used to it, and it’s so wonderful afterwards…
Breaking: I loved my braces, i was also a very strange 9 year old. Olivia hated her invisalign (they caused her to get a cavity)
BREAKING: where is carrot going? Will we ever know? Tune in Monday to find out.
Breaking: I just got done with invisalign a month ago. If you need any tips Mason just ask me. I love/hated my invisalign. Make sure you floss after every meal, or at least every night before bed because if you don’t you will get cavities. I got cavities and had to get a root canal cuz I didn’t floss as much as I should’ve with invisalign. But after I finnished invisalign I was very happy with how my teeth looked.
Breaking news: Angie climbs through webs to get to Kristen to ask “How and where did you get that shirt?!?!? Waaaaaaaaaants the precious!!!”
My neighbor made it. But she’s moving soon 🙁
I don’t know what Ryan told you, or if you read the messages. But, fb msgr makes the pictures slightly blurry, if you would like the original, I’m willing to email or text it or something.
And feel free to put it on any and all social media, just don’t use my full name
Your neighbor is a gold star winner of the day lol
I don’t think I will ever take it off
BREAKING: Mason wishes he had neighbors as cool as Kristen’s…
BREAKING: every Wednesday I will wear this shirt…as long as it’s clean…I also can’t wear it to work. But you get the point
BREAKING: might be able to get her to make more…no promises until I talk to my mom. But might be able to
Breaking: Angie’s hands from excited clapping
Lol, it was $15 I believe.
“Breaking news”?: domino’s has a wedding registry…WHY? I mean…I love pizza, but a) why, and b) why was this a recommended ad for me??
BREAKING: carrot’s love of chocolate milk reminds me of Cheese (does anybody know what I’m referencing?)
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